Media S27 Baghdad Bombers FC v Roy FFC at Abdu Prison (FUNDRAISER)

[Damp Squarie]

Welcome to Qox Qooty’s coverage of this epic fundraiser between the Bombers and The Roys at Abdu Prison; it promises to be an enthralling match.

Dial the number on the bottom of your screen to donate and SAVE THE GORILLAS…they’ll ******* need it.

1800SILVERBACK

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
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Match commencing shortly ... BOM v ROY

 

[por_please_ya]

Sandy conditions - looks more hairy to me.

 

[Damp Squarie]

1 : 0 {C} - Magnificent sleight of hand look away tap out from crowmyzone.

<this line was removed by the fun police despite it not containing any swear words, racist connotations or crude innuendo>

1 : .18 {FF} - BEEG taps the fullback on the left shoulder and disappears to the right on a long lead.
1 : .22 {FF} - WOW... that was a precision stab pass from WFL finding BEEG twenty meters from his opponent who is still arguing about "who tapped him on the shoulder".....clinical.
1 : .3 {lHBF} - BEEG's kicking to the Saddam Hussy end into the teeth of a gale force wind.
1 : .34 {lHBF} - OMG that ball is outta here straight over the umpires turban.

Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
Roys FFC : 0.0.0

1 : 3.01 {C} – In a cameo appearance, I Don’t Care gets the ball down.
1 : 3.34 {lW} - CALL ME SNAKE as slippery as ever grabs it.
1 : 3.35 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away. How I do not know.
1 : 3.35 {rHFF} - I bleed blue runs back with the flight of the ball and takes a gutsy mark.
1 : 3.35 {rHFF} - Now I bleed blue has the ball. What can he do with it?
1 : 3.38 {FF} – Handballs it to a voice running past. WTF!...it’s a streaker.

<this graphic of a streaking man was removed by the fun police because despite the fact his buttocks were not showing and his penis and testicles were covered by a piece of clothing it’s deemed inappropriate nudity>

"There's a streaker on the ground!"
<Laughter in the commentary box>

"Where did he come from?"

"Let’s just say there’s a CRACK emerging in the Roys defence"

<Laughter in the commentary box>

Goal umpire Fakar Zaman is showing him the gate!

 

[Damp Squarie]

1 : 3.5 {FB} - Reardo wants to get on with proceedings, picks up the ball.
1 : 3.58 {FB} - Reardo nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce the...
<two words were removed here by the fun police because the author avoided the swear filter by using a three letter word meaning ‘a long long way away’ and a word meaning ‘male monarch’ when He should’ve just tagged Far Kern > ...thing.
1 : 4.03 {FB} - Handpass to space. Fitzroybowiedog shouts I’m over here d!ckhead; runs onto it.
1 : 4.09 {lHBF} - Sees Matt_352 ahead and boots it his way.
1 : 4.13 {lHBF} - I bleed blue gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 4.19 {lHFF} - So Blue__Balls ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 4.25 {rHFF} - I bleed blue on the end of this.
1 : 4.31 {rHFF} - I bleed blue attacks the goal face with an inside out check side back cutting worm burner...GOAL!
1 : 4.37 {rHFF} - He's put it through; the Bombers are on target today.


Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12
Roys FFC : 0.0.0


1 : 4.43 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce; although I Don’t care was given a nice short jab to the short & curlys by crowmyzone.
1 : 4.56 {rW} - Taking the ball is Allikat.
1 : 5.02 {rW} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says umpire Izzat an-Nuss.
1 : 5.09 {lW} - CALL ME SNAKE looks downfield.
1 : 5.15 {CHF} - A kick towards Shermy territory.
1 : 5.2 {CHF} – Bloody spoilt by Mobbs ; the campaigner.

1 : 5.31 {CHF} - Shermy has a ping.
1 : 5.37 {CHF} - And Shermy nails a gorgeous looking muzza feeding her face with a Goat Burger in the 5th Row…boy that’s gotta hurt.

 

[The Half Back]

How nice of them to let 40 make a wish kids play in the game.

 

[Damp Squarie]

How nice of them to let 40 make a wish kids play in the game.

We've got to have something to do
A better questions would have been...
kayf min almftrd 'an naqul lillaenat min aldhy yakun juld alraas aldhy 'aslae eindama yartadi altuwribayanat aldamwiata??

or for the arabically challenged such as yourself....كيف من المفترض أن نقول لللعنة من الذي يكون جلد الرأس الذي أصلع عندما يرتدي التوربينات الدموية؟?

 

[Damp Squarie]

1 : 5.43 {C} – I Don’t Care knocks the ball down.
1 : 5.56 {rW} - fitzroybowiedog with the ball now.
1 : 6.02 {CHF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of nahnah.
1 : 6.08 {CHF} - dougthelegend upset the marking attempt by nahnah…good one maaaate.
1 : 6.15 {CHB} - The bounce favours dougthelegend and he is off and running.
1 : 6.2 {lHBF} - Sees boncer34 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 6.26 {lHBF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Barrels.
1 : 6.33 {CHF} - Not enough pressure on nahnah.
1 : 6.39 {FF} – I Dont Care receives his handpass.
1 : 6.45 {FF} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 6.51 {FF} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. I Don’t Care’s kicked one and the Roys are on the board.


Baghdad Bombers : 3.0.18
Roys FFC : 1.0.6


1 : 6.55 {C} - The ruck contest is won by crowmyzone.
1 : 7.08 {rW} - WaynesWorld19 with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 7.14 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards CALL ME SNAKE.
1 : 7.2 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….say the Bomber faithful.
1 : 7.26 {lW} - Not enough pressure on CALL ME SNAKE.
1 : 7.33 {lW} - CALL ME SNAKE is tackled beautifully by Allikat.
1 : 7.39 {C} - The bounce favours 3KZ is Football and he is off like a brides nighty.
1 : 7.45 {C} - 3KZ is Football nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 7.51 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 7.57 {rHFF} - Barrels outbodies boncer34 and takes a brilliant mark.
1 : 8.04 {rHFF} - Barrels takes off his pants.
1 : 8.1 {rHFF} - boncer34 nearly has his head ripped off.
1 : 8.14 {lHBF} - boncer34 looks downfield.
1 : 8.2 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to WFL.
1 : 8.26 {rW} - WFL drops one.

 

[boncer34]

Sorry but I'm actually pro poaching, less gorillas the better.

Sub me out of the game.

 

[por_please_ya]

1 : 4.56 {rW} - Taking the ball is Allikat.
1 : 5.02 {rW} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says umpire Izzat an-Nuss.

 

[TJASTA]

wtf is happeing?

 

[Damp Squarie]

1 : 8.33 {lW} - JackNah_8 to send the ball forward.
1 : 8.38 {rW} - He tries to find Allikat with a chip pass.
1 : 8.45 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 8.51 {rW} - Allikat with all the time in the world.
1 : 8.57 {CHF} - nahnah presents on a long lead.
1 : 9.03 {CHF} - nahnah takes that parallel to the ground. What a slips catch!
1 : 9.09 {CHF} - Nobody's checking nahnah.
1 : 9.16 {CHF} - Draws a man and then by hand to I Don’t Care.
1 : 9.22 {CHF} - Handpasses to TedDougChris.
1 : 9.28 {CHF} - Handpasses the ball to fitzroybowiedog

1 : 9.34 {CHF} - Hands it off to nahnah…The Bombers are asleep!
1 : 9.38 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to Barrels. As good as a kick.
1 : 9.45 {CHF} - nahnah screaming for the ball - and he is heard despite the baying of 4 Donkeys near the fence.
1 : 9.51 {CHF} - But chipping in front is dougthelegend.
1 : 9.56 {CHB} - Now dougthelegend has the ball. What can he do with it?
1 : 10.03 {rW} - WFL trying to offer a lead.
1 : 10.09 {rW} - WFL makes great ground and takes a ripper.
1 : 10.15 {rW} - WFL takes off.
1 : 10.22 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 10.28 {rW} - The crowd yells Ball but its judged a high tackle.
1 : 10.34 {lW} - Nobody's checking JackNah_8.
1 : 10.4 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Allikat.
1 : 10.46 {rW} - Too high.
1 : 10.52 {C} - Nobody's checking crowmyzone.
1 : 10.58 {C} - crowmyzone has a bounce.
1 : 11.03 {lW} - That came off the outside of the stiletto
1 : 11.09 {lW} - Allikat must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 11.15 {rW} - Allikat takes off.
1 : 11.21 {rW} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
1 : 11.27 {rW} - Put down your glasses - it’s a massive major.

Baghdad Bombers : 3.0.18
Roys FFC : 2.0.12

 

[KohPhi]

wtf is happeing?

Just shut up, eat your sandwich and watch the game.

 

[KohPhi]

I heard Tigerturbulance has been allowed back into the ground..

Be careful mate, we will be half naked at halftime in our rooms, better not post a pic.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I see the censors have got to the thread .....this morning 5 pages, now 1

It's like censoring a movie down to a 30sec commercial

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

How nice of them to let 40 make a wish kids play in the game.

Yep and unfortunately for you your wish did not come true campaigner!

 

[Pugsley]

Yep and unfortunately for you your wish did not come true campaigner!

His lemon diet still keeps him bitter.

 

[Yakker]

This looks like the dude from Boris's breakfast show that used to be on in Brisneyland in the 80's

Great thread by the way crowmyzone

 

[CazC30]

I see the censors have got to the thread .....this morning 5 pages, now 1

It's like censoring a movie down to a 30sec commercial

Yes I have lost a lot of likes... Not that I give a s**t!!!

 

[CazC30]

Just shut up, eat your sandwich and watch the game.

he has a point though chief.

 

[KohPhi]

I see the censors have got to the thread .....this morning 5 pages, now 1

It's like censoring a movie down to a 30sec commercial

Absolutely ridiculous..

 

[WaynesWorld19]

PLEASE ....explain to me, in the world of adsense how this thread gets heavily censore, yet this image is given th OK by the Chief

Mobbs ... cloud .... If I posted an image of a woman in this pose, I'd be suspended within a day ......yet this image is on the Big Footy Banner advertising & obviously given the tick of approval by Google

{Edit: image removed per advice from site staff - Mobbs}

 

[CazC30]

Absolutely ridiculous..

Reported.... !!!

 

[CazC30]

PLEASE ....explain to me, in the world of adsense how this thread gets heavily censore, yet this image is given th OK by the Chief

Mobbs ... cloud .... If I posted an image of a woman in this pose, I'd be suspended within a day ......yet this image is on the Big Footy Banner advertising & obviously given the tick of approval by Google

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Post away my friend... !!!

 

[KohPhi]

PLEASE ....explain to me, in the world of adsense how this thread gets heavily censore, yet this image is given th OK by the Chief

Mobbs ... cloud .... If I posted an image of a woman in this pose, I'd be suspended within a day ......yet this image is on the Big Footy Banner advertising & obviously given the tick of approval by Google

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[Yakker]

PLEASE ....explain to me, in the world of adsense how this thread gets heavily censore, yet this image is given th OK by the Chief

Mobbs ... cloud .... If I posted an image of a woman in this pose, I'd be suspended within a day ......yet this image is on the Big Footy Banner advertising & obviously given the tick of approval by Google

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WTF Have you been searching for online for that to be on your ad feed?