Official Match Thread S27 First Preliminary Final: Mount Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears at Snow Dome

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Narks.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

JEZILICIOUS GOT THE CAPPER TOUCH

 

[Test Tickle]

I'M GONNA BLOW MY TOP ANY MINUTE NOW

 

[Dav]

4 : 15.58 {rHBF} - Rough tackle. Cadaver might be having a holiday next week.

We spent a day determining that it would be JoshWoodenSpoon having a week off.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

4 : 16.1 {lHFF} - A poster! one behind.
Mount Buller Demons : 13.17.95
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
4 : 16.18 {FB} - MWPP with the ball now.
4 : 16.22 {FB} - MWPP takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 16.27 {CHB} - Another bounce taken by MWPP.
4 : 16.3 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 16.34 {lW} - Poor option and Footypie32 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 16.4 {lW} - Callums_Guns looking for a lead.
4 : 16.45 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running Proper Gander.
4 : 16.49 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 calls for it.
4 : 16.53 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 17 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 is now off and running.
4 : 17.01 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 goes for goal.

 

[Dav]

4 : 17.01 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 goes for goal.

BRODIE GRUNDY DRINKS CHAI LATTES

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Big time narks.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Miss miss miss.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Chi lattessss s**t blennnndddd.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

4 : 17.06 {FF} - The kick goes behind the posts. Minor score.
Mount Buller Demons : 13.18.96
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
4 : 17.14 {FB} - Nobody's checking MWPP.
4 : 17.17 {rHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 17.22 {rHBF} - Cadaver appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 17.26 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is Cadaver.
4 : 17.3 {lW} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 17.34 {lW} - Footypie32 was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 17.38 {rW} - Footypie32 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 17.42 {rW} - Farm Boy has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
4 : 17.46 {rW} - So kane249 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 17.51 {lW} - Quick hands to Farm Boy.
4 : 17.55 {lW} - Farm Boy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 17.59 {rW} - kane249 receives his handpass.
4 : 18.03 {lW} - An underground handpass to Farm Boy.
4 : 18.07 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Tandy.
4 : 18.12 {C} - No mark taken as Tandy and _Cayz_ wrestle for position.
4 : 18.16 {C} - Running with the ball is Tandy.
4 : 18.19 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of RookiePick.
4 : 18.23 {rHFF} - But he picks out brucetiki.
4 : 18.28 {lHBF} - brucetiki takes them on.
4 : 18.32 {lHBF} - brucetiki sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 18.36 {C} - He sends the ball to _Cayz_.
4 : 18.4 {C} - The ball spills free.
4 : 18.46 {rW} - kane249 takes off.
4 : 18.51 {rW} - He handpasses to Sausages.
4 : 18.55 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Doctor Gero.
4 : 18.58 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Farm Boy.
4 : 19.03 {lW} - Sausages on the end of this.
4 : 19.07 {C} - Flicks it to Tandy.
4 : 19.11 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to kane249.
4 : 19.15 {rW} - He handpasses to Test Tickle.
4 : 19.19 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Farm Boy.
4 : 19.23 {lW} - A mark to Farm Boy.
4 : 19.28 {lW} - The ball is now with Farm Boy.
4 : 19.32 {lW} - Someone call a dentist. Farm Boy has run into Footypie32 and is hurting.
4 : 19.36 {C} - Running with the ball is _Cayz_.
4 : 19.4 {C} - Where did Tandy come from? Great tackle.
4 : 19.44 {C} - Tandy scoops up the ball.
4 : 19.48 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards kane249.
4 : 19.52 {rW} - Callums_Guns plants a foot on kane249's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 19.57 {lW} - Callums_Guns picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 20 {C} - A short kick to _Cayz_.
4 : 20.05 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 20.09 {C} - _Cayz_ sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 20.13 {rHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 20.17 {rHFF} - JoshWoodenSpoon claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 20.21 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Proper Gander.
4 : 20.25 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to lion around.
4 : 20.3 {rHFF} - Quick hands to sausageroll under pressure.
4 : 20.34 {rHFF} - sausageroll is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 20.37 {lHBF} - JoshWoodenSpoon assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 20.42 {CHB} - Gives the ball to Tommycash.
4 : 20.46 {rW} - He sends the ball to kane249.
4 : 20.52 {rW} - Callums_Guns gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 20.56 {rW} - kane249 breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 21 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 21.04 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 21.08 {CHF} - Fizzler with the ball now.
4 : 21.13 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Sausages.
4 : 21.17 {CHF} - Sausages can't pull the wool over the umpire's eyes that was deliberate.
4 : 21.21 {CHB} - Van_Dyke with the ball now.
4 : 21.25 {CHB} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
4 : 21.29 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Thomas2.
4 : 21.33 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Doctor Gero.
4 : 21.37 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Its Manbearpig.
4 : 21.42 {FF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Yakker.
4 : 21.46 {rBP} - Nobody's checking Headless.
4 : 21.5 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Yakker.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Oddhawk and Thomas2.
4 : 21.58 {rHBF} - Oddhawk can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 22.02 {rHBF} - Not enough pressure on Oddhawk.
4 : 22.06 - <<< hilly is coming on to replace reggie >>>
4 : 22.15 {rHBF} - Oddhawk picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 22.19 {lW} - Long raking kick in the direction of Callums_Guns.
4 : 22.23 {lW} - kane249 upset the marking attempt by Callums_Guns.
4 : 22.27 {lW} - A bit of space for Farm Boy to utilise.
4 : 22.31 {lW} - Quick hands to Test Tickle.
4 : 22.35 {rHFF} - RookiePick and brucetiki jostle for position.
4 : 22.39 {rHFF} - RookiePick is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 22.43 {rHFF} - RookiePick turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 22.47 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Thomas2 is up to the challenge.
4 : 22.52 {lHFF} - Thomas2 is crunched in a tackle by Oddhawk.
4 : 22.58 {rHBF} - Who wants it? Oddhawk does. Great stuff.
4 : 23.02 {C} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 23.06 {C} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 23.1 {C} - _Cayz_ signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 23.15 - <<< Matera92 is coming on to replace hilly >>>
4 : 23.22 {C} - _Cayz_ dances around Tandy.
4 : 23.27 {C} - _Cayz_ has latched onto a torp!.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Rats are in the grand final. Who's going to join us?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

* me Walken settle your s**t.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

4 : 23.31 {C} - Haha _Cayz_ completely shanked it. Lucky to be a behind.
Mount Buller Demons : 13.19.97
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
4 : 23.39 {FB} - Nobody's checking Matera92.
4 : 23.43 {rHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 23.47 {rHBF} - Cadaver misjudges it and it's an easy mark to cats2rise.
4 : 23.51 {lHFF} - cats2rise looking for a lead.
4 : 23.55 {lHFF} - He involves sausageroll in the play.
4 : 24 {lHFF} - Quick hands to manangatang.
4 : 24.04 {FF} - Pumps it long for Tarkyn_24.
4 : 24.08 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 24.12 {lBP} - Nobody's checking xenxen.
4 : 24.18 {lBP} - Passes to Test Tickle by hand.
4 : 24.21 {FB} - Hands it off to MWPP.
4 : 24.24 {FB} - Tarkyn_24 was taken round the ankles.
4 : 24.28 {FF} - The ball is now with Tarkyn_24.
4 : 24.32 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 24.37 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Tarkyn_24 keeps his cool.

 

[Dav]

Rats are in the grand final. Who's going to join us?

I think it's the Bears.

 

[Test Tickle]

BRING IT HOME BEARS!

 

[kane249]

Carn the Bears, bring it home team

 

[Test Tickle]

SIREN SIREN SIREN SIREN

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

He wouldn’t. Mwerp got it covered.

 

[Dav]

This game was not randomly simulated, and that pisses me off.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

This game was not randomly simulated, and that pisses me off.

Lol what?

 

[MWPP]

He wouldn’t. Mwerp got it covered.

I have a bad feeling about this

 

[U2tigers]

Couldn't have scripted this any better if tried.

 

[Dav]

Lol what?

You're telling me, that the first time this sim was run, it churned out a shot at goal in the last 20 seconds to make it an 1 point loss due to the 2 goal penalty?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

This game was not randomly simulated, and that pisses me off.

It was. The poster scheduled to sim them had them up within an hour of finding out he was the man.

 

[Test Tickle]

HOLD ME