Official Match Thread S27 Second Preliminary Final: Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[candiehappy]

How do I do that?

First step, delete your account

 

[MWPP]

Get stuffed MWPP

Meh, I’m already stuffed because I’m a teddy bear

 

[Far Kern]

This is a Facebook thing. So happy I had no clue.

 

[Ant Bear]

Meh, I’m already stuffed because I’m a teddy bear

New emojis = less typing

 

[philreich]

First step, delete your account

#sackfarkern

 

[sportsmaniac89]

#sackfarkern

So I take it you're the Bill Shorten of the Swamprats then???

 

[Far Kern]

#sackfarkern

It’s not my fault that you’re too gutless to stick the knife in. I’ll even turn around and close my eyes.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

It’s not my fault that you’re too gutless to stick the knife in. I’ll even turn around and close my eyes.

#sackfarkern

Good. I can feel your anger. He is defenseless. Take your weapon! Strike him down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the Furies will be complete!

 

[candiehappy]

I’ll even turn around and close my eyes.

it won't be a knife

 

[Far Kern]

it won't be a knife

He won’t be getting the job. In six years when SarahSmiles is an adult she can have it. I’ve been lying to philreich the whole time.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Ohhhhhhh emmojjjiiiss....

 

[Far Kern]

lol. On SEN they’re currently talking about stunts they’ve pulled when they had a substitute teacher. Jack Hebron, who is substituting for Andy Maher, has just claimed that they managed to get 21 chairs out the window without the teacher knowing.

My best was stealing three wallets from back pockets in class (and handing them all in to the office one by one).

Fess up...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

lol. On SEN they’re currently talking about stunts they’ve pulled when they had a substitute teacher. Jack Hebron, who is substituting for Andy Maher, has just claimed that they managed to get 21 chairs out the window without the teacher knowing.

My best was stealing three wallets from back pockets in class (and handing them all in to the office one by one).

Fess up...

We managed to get the substitute to have a mental breakdown and broke one of those huge way oversised wooden rulers over someones head then start belting another student with a rolled up poster... was hilarious.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Bit like the Swampies media room really.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ohhhhhhh emmojjjiiiss....

You are a serious disappointment to me.

I look forward to my mighty warriors beating you to a pulp

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You are a serious disappointment to me.

I look forward to my mighty warriors beating you to a pulp

I'm listening to the podcast... I'm also disappointed.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

We managed to get the substitute to have a mental breakdown and broke one of those huge way oversised wooden rulers over someones head then start belting another student with a rolled up poster... was hilarious.

We did that to a home room teacher in year eight. First thing she did on meeting us was insist we all queue up in two rows boy-girl outside the room at the start of the day (she came from a private school).

To a bogan public school mob, that was taken as a declaration of war.

Three weeks later she was on indefinite personal leave.

 

[Far Kern]

Actually, my best wasn’t in class...

Me and a mate started a small tobacco fueled fire directly under the air intake for the library airconditioning. Casually strolled in and watched the place fill from bottom up with smoke. Alarms, evacuation, fire brigade, principal on the PA threatening consequences, the whole works. Was awesome.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

To be fair... The emoji options need to be updated to include a poo.

 

[MWPP]

Actually, my best wasn’t in class...

Me and a mate started a small tobacco fueled fire directly under the air intake for the library airconditioning. Casually strolled in and watched the place fill from bottom up with smoke. Alarms, evacuation, fire brigade, principal on the PA threatening consequences, the whole works. Was awesome.

Thoughts Firestarter ?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'm listening to the podcast... I'm also disappointed.

Everyone who listened to that shitty Michaels and TJASTA bullshit podcast was disappointed

Even Not TJASTA put them on ignore after it

 

[TJASTA]

Everyone who listened to that ****ty Michaels and TJASTA ******** podcast was disappointed

Even Not TJASTA put them on ignore after it

best

 

[Far Kern]

Thoughts Firestarter ?

I’ve just remembered another one that the two of us did that would be far too irresponsible to report, but involved short circuiting some school wide stuff and flame and bangs and great sooking.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Everyone who listened to that ****ty Michaels and TJASTA ******** podcast was disappointed

Even Not TJASTA put them on ignore after it

To be fair... using Not TJASTA as an example isn't probably the best option....

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Actually... Talking about the podcast... MWPP, por_please_ya, AceAndy & rfctiger74 ... I'm sure you are all invited to the Swampies B&F night whenever it happens... Just sayin.