Official Match Thread S28 Round 8 - Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals at Ljp86's Lair

[CakeEater]

It is actually. I bought them each a thighmaster and Suzanne Somers DVD. It's all still in the original packaging.

Should have just given them Olivia’s let’s get physical video clip

 

[Pea Nut]

I've checked but my local Blockbuster is now a Chemist Warehouse.

I found my Video Ezy membership card the other day.

 

[grumbleguts]

When I was young, my parents didn't have a lot, sometimes they just try and cook up whatever they found; even old rope.

I often used to skip lunch.

 

[miggs]

So I bought the assless chaps for nothing?

FUC

 

[GreyCrow]

When I was young, my parents didn't have a lot, sometimes they just try and cook up whatever they found; even old rope.

I often used to skip lunch.

Reminds me of the time my wife and I were newly married. We didnt have much , we used to skip meals . When my wife asked what we would do I said '' we can live on love''


Came home one day to see her sliding down the stairs naked. When I asked her what she was doing she replied

''warming up dinner''

 

[Callums_Guns]

s**t... thought that helping bizzo was the 'way of my people' . I strongly doubt it is yours.

No need for false banter when you know what the entertainment was like last week....

Should also know it's good to help others as never know where you will end up..lol

 

[Ulahoopski]

The PC Brigade have arrived, you idiot.
Actually told my wife what the first reply would be , you're first over the line, YOU WINNER.

No worries nostrodamus - enjoy the milk baths.

 

[Dr Mantis Taboggan]

 

[HawkAussie]

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Ummm....

 

[The Filth Wizard]

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[Dr Mantis Taboggan]

This guy... he gets it man...

 

[cammo6556]

Right now she’s holding a cat on my tv screen

Is that some kind of euphemism?

 

[grumbleguts]

I'm starting a new club. It's called passive aggressive club.

The first rule of passive aggressive club is.. You know what... Forget it it's FINE!

 

[CakeEater]

Is that some kind of euphemism?

No just a double entendre .................

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm starting a new club. It's called passive aggressive club.

The first rule of passive aggressive club is.. You know what... Forget it it's FINE!

Do you know what? I thought I'd hate this but meh.

 

[AceAndy]

When I was young, my parents didn't have a lot, sometimes they just try and cook up whatever they found; even old rope.

I often used to skip lunch.

Reminds me of the time my wife and I were newly married. We didnt have much , we used to skip meals . When my wife asked what we would do I said '' we can live on love''


Came home one day to see her sliding down the stairs naked. When I asked her what she was doing she replied

''warming up dinner''

philreich - A couple of challengers. What have you got ?

 

[AceAndy]

Afternoon Dragons and Royals

 

[grumbleguts]

Do you know what? I thought I'd hate this but meh.

Well that's just GREAT!

Damn it I thought I was in the sarcasm club.

 

[AceAndy]

Mooresome where you at ?

 

[Test Tickle]

Mooresome where you at ?

Who?

 

[philreich]

philreich - A couple of challengers. What have you got ?

My missus reckons I have 2 main faults:

1. I don't listen, and
2. Some other crap she was going on about.

 

[Dr Mantis Taboggan]

Well that's just GREAT!

Damn it I thought I was in the sarcasm club.

"Oh !!! I'm Sorry, I thought this was america"

 

[Cold Sober]

My missus reckons I have 2 main faults:

1. I don't listen, and
2. Some other crap she was going on about.

My war office reckons I should have married her best friend, has spent the last 40 years telling me I wish you had of.

 

[Hatchy1992]

My missus reckons I have 2 main faults:

1. I don't listen, and
2. Some other crap she was going on about.

Sounds like every wife ever.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

My war office reckons I should have married her best friend, has spent the last 40 years telling me I wish you had of.

My Wife has been having an affair with my best mate ....was wondering why he's been looking so sad lately