Official Match Thread S29 Round 1: Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers @ Underground Stadium

[Metalcrusher]

Great to be back for season 25

Awesome … even if we could travel back in time you would still be a s**t truck. But well done you!

 

[Santoz]

I’m sorry Smiley, Santoz farted just before and it was vastly superior to any other rookies posting content thus far.

Take some credit please mate. Just clearing out your deposits

 

[philreich]

philreich

Your monkey has escaped its cage and is bashing its keyboard.

Fix this.

Time for his nightly banana I reckon .

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Great to be back for season 25

Great to have you too

 

[Santoz]

I've successfully sent a spy into the Rats inner sanctum my Bomber brothers.

I'll give him some time to case the joint before getting back to you blokes.

Stay tuned.

 

[Sparkle]

Hey Hey! Hope nobody minds my fashionably late entrance, did I miss anything?

 

[Pugsley]

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So. Hot. Right. Now.

 

[Pugsley]

I've successfully sent a spy into the Rats inner sanctum my Bomber brothers.

I'll give him some time to case the joint before getting back to you blokes.

Stay tuned.

It will taste like chicken.

 

[Metalcrusher]

It will taste like chicken.

 

[KohPhi]

Oooh yeah how good is mothers tongue
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Nanna lesbian ice cream pr0n.. my second favourite!!

 

[Pugsley]

Nanna lesbian ice pr0n.. my second favourite!!

I like when she puts camphor tablets down her bikini.

 

[philreich]

I've successfully sent a spy into the Rats inner sanctum my Bomber brothers.

I'll give him some time to case the joint before getting back to you blokes.

Stay tuned.

Oh dear - I've been eating baked beans all day, and I've been farting for the last 2 hours. I hope your spy makes it out alive..............

 

[Santoz]

Oh dear - I've been eating baked beans all day, and I've been farting for the last 2 hours. I hope your spy makes it out alive..............

Um, you aren't Rats inner sanctum. I'd liken you to the cleaner.

 

[philreich]

Um, you aren't Rats inner sanctum. I'd liken you to the cleaner.

My farts are far reaching.

 

[Santoz]

My farts are far reaching.

They're keeping your team mates out of here though obviously

 

[KohPhi]

I like when she puts camphor tablets down her bikini.

Then nanna's drawers will smell like her wardrobe..

Practical.

 

[Pugsley]

They're keeping your team mates out of here though obviously

Its like a Dragons thread.

 

[KohPhi]

I've successfully sent a spy into the Rats inner sanctum my Bomber brothers.

I'll give him some time to case the joint before getting back to you blokes.

Stay tuned.

Nice.. you have taken to this place like a camel to Tony Lynn 15's harem.

Give it a couple of seasons though, and you'll bypass the Rat's inner sanctum and go straight for the inner rectum.

 

[Santoz]

Nice.. you have taken to this place like a camel to Tony Lynn 15's harem.

Give it a couple of seasons though, and you'll bypass the Rat's inner sanctum and go straight for the inner rectum.

That's Sunday

 

[CazC30]

Great to be back for season 25

Your first and last post of the season, welcome... See you next season.

#kudos

 

[Santoz]

Your first and last post of the season, welcome... See you next season.

#kudos

You need a full season off to learn how to funny

 

[KohPhi]

That's Sunday

 

[CazC30]

You need a full season off to learn how to 'be' funny

You need a full season to learn how to make a coherent sentence...

 

[philreich]

That's Sunday

Me first, me first......

 

[iDon]

Your first and last post of the season, welcome... See you next season.

#kudos

I reckon I averaged 2 a match CazC30