Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[RelaxMax]

Get your hand off my knee

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don't report me

 

[Dinsdale]

don't report me

I reconsidered

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[zackah]

Banter has moved to the warriors team thread because bears...well...suck.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Banter has moved to the warriors team thread because bears...well...suck.

 

[harry000]

Banter has moved to the warriors team thread because bears...well...suck.

I usually prefer to humiliate you in front of the opposition but I’ll let you ride your bombers off season high

 

[Cap]

Banter has moved to the warriors team thread because bears...well...suck.

You like your banter like you like your sex.

Solitary.

 

[zackah]

I usually prefer to humiliate you in front of the opposition but I’ll let you ride your bombers off season high

Riding it

 

[Cap]

So I'm going to assume, the Warriors theme song in Y.M.C.A?

Great song mind you.

 

[tgrs]

I'll never pretend I was witty or had zingers in my rookie season, I assaulted that EKA looking to win a war of attrition and was cruelly robbed by NaturalDisaster

Funnily enough NaturalDisaster also spent most of his furies years after S23 lauding the achievements of superior posters he was team-mates with as well

 

[tgrs]

Can't just be giving it all away for free in your first season, otherwise that just makes you some kind of common, cheap street whore, isn't that right tgrs? ...Oh. Right pantsredacted? ...nevermind.

At least one of us EKA winners has other accolades to fall back on

oh

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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At least one of us EKA winners has other accolades to fall back on

oh

tgrs: ...and all I got was this lousy EKA.

Me:

 

[tgrs]

tgrs: ...and all I got was this lousy EKA.

Me:

too far mate

this day will forever go down in sweet sporting history as the day tif brought this thread into disrepute

 

[tgrs]

it might also have been too far gone after Its Manbearpig started handing out expert jenkem tips

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

too far mate

this day will forever go down in sweet sporting history as the day tif brought this thread into disrepute

Just gunna slip into the crowd incognito like, away from all the drama.

 

[tgrs]

Just gunna slip into the crowd incognito like, away from all the drama.

Doesn't sound like the TIF I hardly know

this is obviously photoshopped

how else do you explain the lack of chai latte

 

[Wosh]

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At least one of us EKA winners has other accolades to fall back on

oh

I see you didn’t get my 2 years of p’ming you

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Doesn't sound like the TIF I hardly know

this is obviously photoshopped

how else do you explain the lack of chai latte

I will chai latte all over your face mother*er.

* you and the electric skateboard you rode in on.

How dare you accuse me of photoshopping images.

 

[tgrs]

I see you didn’t get my 2 years of p’ming you

It was very nice to read 2 years later

Only @Fryer_Tuck came off as more desperate

 

[Wosh]

It was very nice to read 2 years later

Only @Fryer_Tuck came off as more desperate

You joined the Bears...who’s the desperate one.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

You joined the Bears...who’s the desperate one.

Had a spot at the Wazzas too. For shame.

Probably still does.

 

[Wosh]

Had a spot at the Wazzas too. For shame.

Probably still does.

Not anymore, he’s a flog now.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Not anymore, he’s a flog now.

 

[Dav]

Yeah posters from the Bears are damaged ******* goods if you ask me.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Yeah posters from the Bears are damaged ******* goods if you ask me.

The ones that get out go ok.

Except JoshWoodenSpoon.

 

[Dav]

The ones that get out go ok.

Except JoshWoodenSpoon.

Imagine getting absolutely owned by WaynesWorld19 of all people. That milestone game stunt was ******* hilarious.