Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Tonga Bob]

Lucky I'm right handed

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Hope that’s not your brewing hand!!

 

[MWPP]

I'm concerned that you put lemonies imaginary snakes ahead of real wasps (and injuries).

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As above:
-Get well soon came first
-I already expressed that the timing of your epipen was perfect . I just hope you ensure you always carry it around

 

[Dinsdale]

As above:
-Get well soon came first
-I already expressed that the timing of your epipen was perfect . I just hope you ensure you always carry it around

I'm glad it's one of the many stabbing things you keep in your socks. Thanks again for the intervention.

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[Freofalcon]

You're too modest captain because the commentary suggests otherwise. I think the coach's decision to move you around the ground helped you capitalise on your strengths which have been honed at FB whilst helping you ease into a role which requires more endurance /fitness

Or it was just some random version of a big footy Dungeons & Dragons algorithm.

 

[Wosh]

Lucky I'm right handed

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Oh mate oh Jesus, I haven’t seen seen a growth like that since zackah ’s wart

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Lucky I'm right handed

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Dr DapperJong has diagnosed that as gout.

 

[zackah]

Oh mate oh Jesus, I haven’t seen seen a growth like that since zackah ’s wart

pfft, mine's bigger.

 

[Dinsdale]

Dr DapperJong has diagnosed that as gout.

He was pretty useless on survivor island

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[Grand Uncle Horace]

He was pretty useless on survivor island

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You have my sympathy. Was stung across the face and back over 20 years ago. Hurt heaps and looked like I had been whipped. I still get psychosomatic tingles thinking about the little fekkers.

 

[Randomizor]

It's ok.

Engaging termination protocol. You may feel a slight sting.

 

[Lemon Boi]

Jesus christ mate. Didn't know citrus fruits were susceptible to snakes.

Seriously though, that's bloody shithouse.

BLOODY HELL
are you OK man?

Fortunately my socks were up (as they should be) and it (probably) wasn’t venomous.

Non-venomous snakes still present a danger of septicemia although a liberal slathering of Savlon abated that dilemma.

My ankles are still a bit sore though (Yes, the bastard got both).

I’ve called St. Patrick and he’ll be around sometime this week to drive the slitherers out (hopefully to NSW).


Anyhow, who are we playing next week?

 

[MWPP]

Anyhow, who are we playing next week?

The Gumbies
Our team sheet has already been posted

 

[Matera92]

Did we win?

I just remember waking up in the middle of the field all alone.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Fortunately my socks were up (as they should be) and it (probably) wasn’t venomous.

Non-venomous snakes still present a danger of septicemia although a liberal slathering of Savlon abated that dilemma.

My ankles are still a bit sore though (Yes, the bastard got both).

I’ve called St. Patrick and he’ll be around sometime this week to drive the slitherers out (hopefully to NSW).


Anyhow, who are we playing next week?

Geez, good to hear you're alright though.

Both ankles? What a little s**t.

 

[MWPP]

Did we win?

I just remember waking up in the middle of the field all alone.

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Yep we won
Lead for most of the game and won comfortably in the end despite the scores being levelled at one point in the third

 

[Cap]

Yep we won
Lead for most of the game and won comfortably in the end despite the scores being levelled at one point in the third

Which is not similar to last week (roles reversed at all is it....)

 

[Wosh]

Hey Dinsdale all jokes aside *tries not to lol* how’s your hand mate...that looked nasty as f

 

[Dinsdale]

Hey Dinsdale all jokes aside *tries not to lol* how’s your hand mate...that looked nasty as f

all good, healed within 5 minutes of posting as if it didnt happen at all. Pretty thrilled that it brought a new name for round 5