Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Dragon Island

[Strigoi]

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Just be careful you don't turn into a Bomber when the heat is applied.....

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Oh...that one you killed...it was someone who left our ranks ages ago. Does not pertain to our game this week.

Nice ice sculpture. Is it ever cold enough in Australia to do that form of art?
Hmmm...a Bomber! NEVER from this Dragon. Dragon forever! (if they’ll have me)


Ever since Matthew Lloyd tried to kill Brad Sewell...ugh!!

 

[Mobbs]

I will post this every week...until you belieeeeve...
This is me walking home after getting my claws nails done.

We do exist.

Looks surprisingly like my possum!

 

[Mobbs]

Oh...that one you killed...it was someone who left our ranks ages ago. Does not pertain to our game this week.

Nice ice sculpture. Is it ever cold enough in Australia to do that form of art?
Hmmm...a Bomber! NEVER from this Dragon. Dragon forever! (if they’ll have me)


Ever since Matthew Lloyd tried to kill Brad Sewell...ugh!!

Where do you hail from?

 

[Strigoi]

Where do you hail from?

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA.

 

[Strigoi]

So, Dragons, how is our stock of bananas this week for our opponent? We can distract them by waving bananas in their direction. We can also drop the peels under their feet so they slip and fall. We’ve already seen their skills are not at their top level - by their own admission.
And I love home games.
Can’t wait!

 

[TedDougChris]

Is it ever cold enough in Australia to do that form of art?

Quite often at my place after I've done the wrong thing.....

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Alright Dragons, I have a new bold strategy for us this week. Lets try to start playing from the first bounce instead of waiting until we are 7 goals down yeah?

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Also, serial_thrilla and Maylandsman, please meet Mobbs. Mobbs created Qooty and for that we are forever in his debt

 

[AceAndy]

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA.

Anyone famous , beside yourself, we might know from Pittsburgh ?

 

[Cold Sober]

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10 seconds later he poked his head up as the grader went thru.

 

[fumbler]

Alright Dragons, I have a new bold strategy for us this week. Lets try to start playing from the first bounce instead of waiting until we are 7 goals down yeah?

Do I have too?
I like watching Pea Nut Jatz Blaze Storm SaltPeter The Kingslayer Bluella Dr Mantis Taboggan squirm when we’re behind, it’s cute.

 

[Mister B]

File footage of our midfield skills coach...

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This is the man responsible for developing the next generation of Roys midfield silk... PurpleGreenRed , Runk , Mego Red , GCB85 , I Dont Care ….

I've turned to developing my own skills. I've given up all hope with the coach.

 

[TedDougChris]

I've turned to developing my own skills. I've given up all hope with the coach.

It could be worse, here is our Ruck coach....

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Do I have too?
I like watching Pea Nut Jatz Blaze Storm SaltPeter The Kingslayer Bluella Dr Mantis Taboggan squirm when we’re behind, it’s cute.

This is true, plus I love to see the opponents sweat as their lead is eradicated

 

[fumbler]

This is true, plus I love to see the opponents sweat as their lead is eradicated

Last weeks opposition’s tears are still on my mind.

 

[philreich]

Quite often at my place after I've done the wrong thing.....

Has your wife ever made a mistake?

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Last weeks opposition’s tears are still on my mind.

So so very delicious

 

[Mobbs]

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA.

Oh cool. You ever seen aussie rules out there? Like, at Columbus or Baltimore, etc?

 

[TedDougChris]

This is true, plus I love to see the opponents sweat as their lead is eradicated

Lead ????

 

[TedDougChris]

Has your wife ever made a mistake?

Apparently not....

Well, perhaps one.... or was that me ??

 

[Mobbs]

Also, serial_thrilla and Maylandsman, please meet Mobbs. Mobbs created Qooty and for that we are forever in his debt

Oh GREAT! Now they'll expect me to solve all the inedeq... indaquadec... stuffups in the code!

 

[Cold Sober]

My wife's dad made the biggest mistake, no condom.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Lead ????

Yeah they are great, you use them to walk your pets. Just don't trust the warriors with them, they can never hold a lead

(gets coat)

 

[philreich]

Apparently not....

Well, perhaps one.... or was that me ??

How could she go wrong with a bloke with 3 first names?

 

[TedDougChris]

How could she go wrong with a bloke with 3 first names?

Had three chances for success and missed all three....