Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 East Side Hawks vs Baghdad Bombers at Waverley Park

[KohPhi]

Well, uhm

*checks*

Yes Kohphi, TY24 is a second year player.

Gee.. I can't believe I missed his/her first year with pearlers like that.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Mate, you're not mean't to feign outrage this hard .....kinda comes across at fake .....stay real ND

Look, you can believe that if it makes you feel better Wayneo. But, the reality is.....

 

[KohPhi]

I think I like KohPhi's kitty avatar best. Sorry Riviat.

To be honest, I was never a 'cat' person until I got one of my own..

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Thanks Wayneo, you’ve just made me laugh.

btw, at you, not with you

Always good to bring a little joy to the underpriveleged

 

[TY24]

Always depends on your audience ....this audience is obviously lowbrow ....maybe a bit over your heads

Are you adding that many full stops on purpose or do you just speak really slowly?

 

[Requiem]

To be honest, I was never a 'cat' person until I got one of my own..

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I want one.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Are you adding that many full stops on purpose or do you just speak really slowly?

So TY24 .....you're a 2nd year player, correct ? .....I think we can speak freely & I've love admired seen your posting history....... all 5 posts this season.....all clubs need non-statistical posters

I feel we could become quite close .....so I pass this sage advice to you

 

[Requiem]

Are you adding that many full stops on purpose or do you just speak really slowly?

Just ask him about his 'freeform ellipses' writing style.

Don't worry, the rest of us are trying to rehabilitate him.

 

[TY24]

So TY24 .....you're a 2nd year player, correct ? .....I think we can speak freely & I've love admired seen your posting history....... all 5 posts this season.....all clubs need non-statistical posters

I feel we could become quite close .....so I pass this sage advice to you

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[Requiem]

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I've always loved that picture.

 

[Drunkgoliath]

I posted this morning, but BF thought it was too saucy.
I'll cull it down for effect.

* y'all

 

[Requiem]

I posted this morning, but BF thought it was too saucy.
I'll cull it down for effect.

fu** y'all

 

[WaynesWorld19]

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Tuesday ....1st day of another match ..... TY24 has already surpassed his posting record of any match in his Qooty Career

His best match effort is 8 .....next is 5 .....and he's already surpassed his S29 season total on day 1

Man are we good at the Bombers .....we've kick started yet another sickly rookies career ..... Agent93 just a tip of your hat will suffice mate

 

[TY24]

Tuesday ....1st day of another match ..... TY24 has already surpassed his posting record of any match in his Qooty Career

His best match effort is 8 .....next is 5 .....and he's already surpassed his S29 season total on day 1

Man are we good at the Bombers .....we've kick started yet another sickly rookies career ..... Agent93 just a tip of your hat will suffice mate

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We’ve...all...gotta.....start.......somewhere....

 

[Santoz]

We’ve...all...gotta.....start.......somewhere....

Aaaaaaand you're clearly starting from the bottom.

Let's hope we some some progress with you eh

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Aaaaaaand you're clearly starting from the bottom.

Let's hope we some some progress with you eh

You might want a do over. Clearly you're yet to have a grasp of the English language.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

We’ve...all...gotta.....start.......somewhere....

Last season it was cadsky .....averaged 2 posts a match .....had 2 x 100 post matches against us & joined us at seasons end

When you win a beez .....please acknowledge us & this week, in your acceptance speach

BTW the eliptical free form expressionistic posting style .....will have you standing out ....it's a vote getter

 

[TY24]

Aaaaaaand you're clearly starting from the bottom.

Let's hope we some some progress with you eh

Grammar is clearly a lost art at the Bombers

 

[Agent93]

Aaaaaaand you're clearly starting from the bottom.

Pretty solid rejection of your captain's unique style there.

 

[Pugsley]

That's the Luke Tapscott effect.

Played junior footy with his cousin. Had talent but another one claimed by chasing tail.

 

[Santoz]

You might want a do over. Clearly you're yet to have a grasp of the English language.

I see why the Hawks recruited you Mr Clippy

 

[Requiem]

You might want a do over. Clearly you're yet to have a grasp of the English language.

If we're going to play that game, the bolded part is redundant

 

[Pugsley]

You might want a do over. Clearly you're yet to have a grasp of the English language.

I didn't last Saturday night. I spoke pintish.

 

[Santoz]

If we're going to play that game, the bolded part is redundant

And in doing so, could also cut out 'of' near the end of the sentence

 

[Requiem]

And in doing so, could also cut out 'of' near the end of the sentence

Just added that part.