Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Gold City Royals vs Gumbies FFC at The Golden Throne

[CakeEater]

Our group chat is just basically everyone trying to flirt with Taylor.

I mean, I left the Bombers because of nauseating s**t like that. And I still haven't got a win in 11 matches either.

Well the Gumbies and the Bombers do share child like tendencies

 

[Brick Loosener]

You had me at cake.

Whatever loosens ya bricks.

 

[CakeEater]

Whatever loosens ya bricks.

Lack of mortar?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

When I think of Royals vs Gumbies clashes. Robust threads like this come to mind.

BTW Baz should be sacked as Gumbies captain, look at him encouraging spam.

Holy s**t we've almost outposted that thread and that's without the bonus Ant Bear post.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Whatever loosens ya bricks.

Brick, you will forever have the most fascinating name on BigFooty to me.

 

[CakeEater]

Brick, you will forever have the most fascinating name on BigFooty to me.

Always thought you would have said Suze Olsen

 

[beez]

Well the Gumbies and the Bombers do share child like tendencies

 

[CakeEater]

Comfortably the best gif I've seen in the SFA

 

[Brick Loosener]

Brick, you will forever have the most fascinating name on BigFooty to me.

It has a certain esoteric value for sure.

 

[Marlowe]

Thank qooty. I tell you what, once you use a bidet for more than couple of days, using toilet paper again feels like you're stuck in the 18th century.

I think I'm going to request a trade to the Royals.

I feel like I'm on a date and I've ordered the wine and the waiter has brought it back with a sparkling diamond ring in it, and I look to my partner and they're on their knees, and the answer is: yes. A million times yes.

Only this time I better not be the subject of a prank show and Ashton Kutcher better not be in the kitchen with a film crew.

 

[beez]

I feel like I'm on a date and I've ordered the wine and the waiter has brought it back with a sparkling diamond ring in it, and I look to my partner and they're on their knees, and the answer is: yes. A million times yes.

Only this time I better not be the subject of a prank show and Ashton Kutcher better not be in the kitchen with a film crew.

Wait. Are we getting married?

Because a) I don't like the Royals b) I have a strict one brother policy as invitees and c) I wouldn't get married unless it's in a park and it costs less than $500.

 

[Marlowe]

When I think of Royals vs Gumbies clashes. Robust threads like this come to mind.

Nothing on our Demons rivalry.

 

[Marlowe]

Wait. Are we getting married?

Because a) I don't like the Royals b) I have a strict one brother policy as invitees and c) I wouldn't get married unless it's in a park and it costs less than $500.

Pfft. No. Gotcha! As if! I think of you more as an acquaintance anyway.

Please excuse me.

 

[Barrybran]

Wait. Are we getting married?

I fear that recruitment for Sweet FA is about to get a whole lot more difficult

 

[Jivlain]

Which one of you has been sending me mail?

 

[StFly]

I fear that recruitment for Sweet FA is about to get a whole lot more difficult

All we need are three expert shitposters to assume superiority positions, decide who may or may not stand looking at a reflection at oneself and look fancy with bling.

If anything, more enticing intially before it degrades horribly and you regret life choices.

Also;

And yet our last finals win is still more recent than yours.

Yes, well, ehem, my last grand final win is more recent then yours.
#forthecause

 

[GreyCrow]

Whatever loosens ya bricks.

 

[DERO]

lol! what did they say to the mods then?

I have always regarded feedback as a gift.

 

[DERO]

you’ve triggered me. i had to kill my pet chicken because my dog played with it too enthusiastically.

You still ate though didn't you?

 

[jmoo wan]

You still ate though didn't you?

i was always curious about feeding chicken meat to the chickens to see if they would eat it

 

[Jivlain]

I am reporting this post because the gif stops too soon.

 

[Barrybran]

I am reporting this post because the gif stops too soon.

It's like those holiday t shirts - I was promised Brick Loosener and all I got was this lousy gif

 

[Taylor]

Wait. Are we getting married?

Because a) I don't like the Royals b) I have a strict one brother policy as invitees and c) I wouldn't get married unless it's in a park and it costs less than $500.

The cheapest I've found is about $3000 with 10 guests.

Night.Mare.

 

[GWS Goose]

Hello Royals.
This was a much more enjoyable catch up than last weeks Bombers rubbish.
I'll spend the next few hours building up the necessary hatred to warrant rivalry round intensity.
No straw will remain unclutched.

For starters I'm a Republican and you guys killed Diana! Cop that.

 

[Barrybran]

Hello Royals.
This was a much more enjoyable catch up than last weeks Bombers rubbish.
I'll spend the next few hours building up the necessary hatred to warrant rivalry round intensity.
No straw will remain unclutched.

For starters I'm a Republican and you guys killed Diana! Cop that.

If it helps, Kennedy Parker is a Swans fan. He and The Filth Wizard are former admins too if you're the "* authority" type. Bad news is you'd have to dislike okeydoke7 too. Good news is he probably won't see anything you say until round 7.