Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Alberton Oval

[ant555]

At least you’ll still be fit at 70.

Small victory I suppose.

 

[Far Kern]

Small victory I suppose.

A farm is a lot of work, but the old blokes around here seem to be doing pretty well.

 

[Far Kern]

You may have an Italian cousin you don't know about.

Pasta actually comes from China I believe. Xista.

 

[philreich]

Don't ever cross my old man. He and I had lunch at Elizabeth Shopping Centre earlier today, and we're sitting opposite a couple of young punks - one of whom had a multi coloured hairstyle in the shape of Sydney Opera House. My Dad just looks at him, apparently fascinated by the youth of today. The young punk eventually says, "What's wrong old man: haven't you ever seen a classy haircut before?"

Dad thinks for a moment, and then says, "I was just thinking - about 18 years ago, I ****ed a peacock, and I was wondering if you were my son."

I love my Dad!!!!!!!

 

[Far Kern]

Don't ever cross my old man. He and I had lunch at Elizabeth Shopping Centre earlier today, and we're sitting opposite a couple of young punks - one of whom had a multi coloured hairstyle in the shape of Sydney Opera House. My Dad just looks at him, apparently fascinated by the youth of today. The young punk eventually says, "What's wrong old man: haven't you ever seen a classy haircut before?"

Dad thinks for a moment, and then says, "I was just thinking - about 18 years ago, I ****ed a peacock, and I was wondering if you were my son."

I love my Dad!!!!!!!

He does tend to repeat himself though.

 

[TJASTA]

Hello all,

I just caught a shiny Ivysaur

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[Far Kern]

Hello all,

I just caught a shiny Ivysaur

Much love,
-TJASTA.

So Millky95 is there any chance of finishing that Pokémon game from how ever many years ago? I had that in the bag you bastard.

 

[Millky95]

So Millky95 is there any chance of finishing that Pokémon game from how ever many years ago? I had that in the bag you bastard.

Huh?

 

[Far Kern]

Huh?

You cut me down in my prime and don’t even recall. Outrageous.

 

[Millky95]

You cut me down in my prime and don’t even recall. Outrageous.

I.

Cut.

Down.

No.

One.

 

[Far Kern]

Well I’ll be completely thrown asunder and just chirpy as all crap. A certain EKA stealing flog seems to have returned but hasn’t shown his face here. I can’t be sure whether to just explode or to hang on a bit and then explode.

 

[VeinGlorious]

You are aware Hate has been there and done that for everything on your list?

* me you’re slow on the uptake flog. Why do you think I specifically mentioned all 3?!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

fu** me you’re slow on the uptake flog. Why do you think I specifically mentioned all 3?!

You're a bomber, you guys are lucky if you remember who's still in your club this round

 

[VeinGlorious]

You're a bomber

Not much gets past you goon bag.

you guys are lucky

Are you coming onto me?!

if you remember

Trust me, if there’s one campaigner on this Adsense forsaken board that remembers, it’s me.

who's still in your club this round

You sound hysterical. Need a hug?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Not much gets past you goon bag.

Are you coming onto me?!

Trust me, if there’s one campaigner on this Adsense forsaken board that remembers, it’s me.

You sound hysterical. Need a hug?

Multiquoting is the work of the devil. Begone Caz2.0!!!

 

[Far Kern]

Multiquoting is the work of the devil. Begone Caz2.0!!!

Three Furies votes sitting on Ned just for this post.

 

[Far Kern]

Bit disappointed about Caz tbh.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Multiquoting is the work of the devil. Begone Caz2.0!!!

* me you’re a dumb campaigner.

A multi quote is responding to multiple quotes.

I simply dissected your one post.

Also, no mate. Caz plays for the Hawks now.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

fu** me you’re a dumb campaigner.

A multi quote is responding to multiple quotes.

I simply dissected your one post.

Also, no mate. Caz plays for the Hawks now.

Your lies make baby Jesus cry

 

[Far Kern]

fu** me you’re a dumb campaigner.

A multi quote is responding to multiple quotes.

I simply dissected your one post.

Also, no mate. Caz plays for the Hawks now.

True actually.

I was told she’d been banned. I hope not.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Your lies make baby Jesus cry

So I make a fake baby cry?! Sounds familiar.

Jesus isn’t real mate.

 

[Far Kern]

So I make a fake baby cry?! Sounds familiar.

Jesus isn’t real mate.

Was a guy.

Died properly but.

 

[VeinGlorious]

True actually.

I was told she’d been banned. I hope not.

‘Tis true, my friend. Best not to discuss said events on the main board though.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

So I make a fake baby cry?! Sounds familiar.

Jesus isn’t real mate.

Actually there is evidence a dude called Jesus did exist back then. What is open to debate is if he was the Messiah, or a con man who liked hitting a bong

 

[Far Kern]

‘Tis true, my friend. Best not to discuss said events on the main board though.

Meh, I’m not scared of the mods. No doubt they tried their hardest. It’s a talent lost though imo.