Official Match Thread S30 Round 4 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

[Dingster]

Season 30 Round 4 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers
at Van Cortlandt Park

courtesy of philreich


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What's the difference between a Warriors premiership and the Loch Ness monster? Some people reckon they've seen the Loch Ness monster.

We witnessed the 8th wonder of the world yesterday - the Bombers actually won a game. What's more, such was the size of the win, they actually find themselves in 7th place on the ladder. As far as way out events are concerned, it's right up there with Donald Trump issuing an apology. Can they back it up with another win? Let's look at their upcoming encounter with the Warriors, who stumbled against the Wonders yesterday.

Bombers WaynesWorld19's men started the season with 2 losses, to extend their winless streak to 10, before stunning the SFA with a 68 point belting of season 28 premiers, the Dragons. Was it a flash in the pan? We're about to find out. Former captain KohPhi starred with 22 possessions and 14 hit outs.

Warriors They may have fallen to the Wonders, but it wasn't Tonga Bob's fault. He put in a best on ground performance, amassing an impressive 32 possessions, 11 marks and a goal. Can he back it up this week, in front of his home crowd?

Who's Hot?
KohPhi has been a shining light in the ruck for the Bombers this season, and his team will look to him again to orchestrate back to back victories.

As far as DT points are concerned, Tonga Bob is in second place after 3 rounds, just 4 points behind our leader, ant555 of the Swamprats (sorry - I just had to sneak that one in).

Who's Not?
snozulu was about as cold as an ex wife's heart yesterday, gathering just 2 possessions. Mate - do you want to retain your spot in the team, or would you prefer to be tending to the camels, while your team mates go into battle?

@After a stellar season 29, Doctor Colossus was off like a philreich dad joke yesterday, touching the ball just 3 times, and giving away 2 frees.

Prediction This one really could go either way, and probably will (thank you, Captain Obvious!!!!). However I'm sticking my neck out, and am suggesting that, after humiliating the Dragons, the Bombers will win again - this time by 23 points.

Captains, please submit your team sheets by 11:59pm Thursday

 

[BEEG]

Well, this will be interesting.

 

[SammaGilberto]

Coney Island Warriors are about as relevant as the movie itself is in 2020, looking forward to another Baghdad 'W', let's have fun boys/girls/refrigerators!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Coney Island Warriors are about as relevant as the movie itself is in 2020, looking forward to another Baghdad 'W', let's have fun boys/girls/refrigerators!

Who are you?

 

[SammaGilberto]

Who are you?

Someone that doesn't rig online footy simulations...

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Someone that doesn't rig online footy simulations...

Oh, is this the tripe your team have been feeding you?

 

[SammaGilberto]

Oh, is this the tripe your team have been feeding you?

low fat high protein, give it a try, won't be disappointed.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hey bommmers

 

[Tonga Bob]

Coney Island Warriors are about as relevant as the movie itself is in 2020, looking forward to another Baghdad 'W', let's have fun boys/girls/refrigerators!

You have a weird looking head. It's a cursed image. Sorry but there's no skipping around the issue.

 

[Santoz]

Who the * is responsible for the thread opener? The lazy utensil deserves a day off.

I came in here expecting a nice lil puff piece about the Bombers getting back in the winners' circle and I get Doctor ******* Phil.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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Who the fu** is responsible for the thread opener? The lazy utensil deserves a day off.

I came in here expecting a nice lil puff piece about the Bombers getting back in the winners' circle and I get Doctor ******* Phil.

brahj enjoy your ban

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hurt Locker is now open for business Wazzas.

Hello Babylonians.



Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Bobby!

 

[brahj]

brahj enjoy your ban

Lucky he can't read.

 

[Santoz]

brahj enjoy your ban

Well at least brahj gave us something.

philreich ...

 

[Kilroy]

Thanks for nothing, phil.

Worked well for us last time, but that might have just been a "leveller".



philreich

 

[philreich]

Well at least brahj gave us something.

philreich ...

You'll get the proper OP after work, as promised.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You'll get the proper OP after work, as promised.

And a selection of dad jokes I hope.

 

[Santoz]

You'll get the proper OP after work, as promised.

If you want a few ideas for the Bombers puff section then PM me.

*, I'll write it for you

 

[Tonga Bob]

If you want a few ideas for the Bombers puff section then PM me.

fu**, I'll write it for you

Lie down mate, there's a long week ahead of us.

So which of your rookies should I be judging mercilessly running my eye over this week?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Lie down mate, there's a long week ahead of us.

So which of your rookies should I be judging mercilessly running my eye over this week?

From what i have seen, their rookies are a guy with a weird head and a dude who just spams youtube music clips

 

[Tonga Bob]

From what i have seen, their rookies are a guy with a weird head and a dude who just spams youtube music clips

A cursed image and a 'DJ' is what I'm reading.

Is the DJ's name Chad?

 

[Santoz]

Lie down mate, there's a long week ahead of us.

So which of your rookies should I be judging mercilessly running my eye over this week?

Kilroy MITS SammaGilberto kickthething OhhhhhCyril rocker_oz33

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tell me how you beat the Dragons last week Bombers. I love a good news story.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Kilroy MITS SammaGilberto kickthething OhhhhhCyril rocker_oz33

Gonna try to remember them, but don't be surprised if I ask you a few more times.

Kilroy I know from last week's Torch interview. Let's see how the others go.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Tell me how you beat the Dragons last week Bombers. I love a good news story.

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