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Stats & History S31 Rules & Tribunal Thread

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You're oddly obsessed with my sex life for a strange man on the internet...
I dunno, Smiles. That seems to be normal behaviour for the internet.
 

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I'm secretly interviewing all the captains in the league to see if I can plant seeds of doubt in their leadership and then take over
The Filth Wizard and I...

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You're oddly obsessed with my sex life for a strange man on the internet...
Wait wut?! Ned is a MAN?!?!

I was wondering why he wouldn’t respond to my many advances via PM, as I have a voracious appetite for strangers parading as cartoon characters on the Internet.

I had to settle for PMBangers , a far easier target to sway. A slow dance at the local watering hole on grab-a-granny night, followed by a romantic feed of Subway (we both had meatball Italian bread footlongs, giggidy) on the kerb near an entrance to the servo and we’ve been inseparable ever since.
We're doing well thanks for asking
Oh, I see how it is now campaigner.

We’re done here. No more cosplaying, no more rampant debauchery, nothing.

I want my Wonder Woman costume back as well, you ****er.

Speaking of cartoon characters, has anyone seen tony around by any chance? I have a proposition for him.

Totally unrelated to the cartoon character thing.
 
Oh, I see how it is now campaigner.

We’re done here. No more cosplaying, no more rampant debauchery, nothing.

I want my Wonder Woman costume back as well, you f***er.

Speaking of cartoon characters, has anyone seen @tony around by any chance? I have a proposition for him.

Totally unrelated to the cartoon character thing.
Oh so you get to sneak off the the red light district of Baghdad and that's completely fine but I have one 2 year period where I go out, meet a lovely man like Barrybran, settle down, open a joint back account and have 2 children (both boys, although we're going to keep trying for a girl!) and that's too far?
 
Oh so you get to sneak off the the red light district of Baghdad and that's completely fine but I have one 2 year period where I go out, meet a lovely man like Barrybran, settle down, open a joint back account and have 2 children (both boys, although we're going to keep trying for a girl!) and that's too far?
A JOINT BANK ACCOUNT?!?!

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Oh so you get to sneak off the the red light district of Baghdad and that's completely fine but I have one 2 year period where I go out, meet a lovely man like Barrybran, settle down, open a joint back account and have 2 children (both boys, although we're going to keep trying for a girl!) and that's too far?

I am pretty sure you don’t pass the half your age plus 7 rule for Baz :think:
 

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this one time i had sex with a puppet, but it's okay because she wanted to be a real girl :)
It's not too bad until you realise you need to put the sock back on your foot
 
I'm secretly interviewing all the captains in the league to see if I can plant seeds of doubt in their leadership and then take over

Call me maybe.
 

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