Stats & History S31 Rules & Tribunal Thread

[Barrybran]

You're oddly obsessed with my sex life for a strange man on the internet...

I dunno, Smiles. That seems to be normal behaviour for the internet.

 

[Cadsky]

I dunno, Smiles. That seems to be normal behaviour for the internet.

How's your sex life Barry?

 

[Barrybran]

How's your sex life Barry?

What's that?

 

[PMBangers]

How's your sex life Barry?

We're doing well thanks for asking

 

[Cadsky]

We're doing well thanks for asking

 

[Barrybran]

We're doing well thanks for asking

Now I see what's happening with this dating game

 

[PMBangers]

Now I see what's happening with this dating game

I'm secretly interviewing all the captains in the league to see if I can plant seeds of doubt in their leadership and then take over

 

[Barrybran]

I'm secretly interviewing all the captains in the league to see if I can plant seeds of doubt in their leadership and then take over

The Filth Wizard and I...

 

[VainGlorious]

You're oddly obsessed with my sex life for a strange man on the internet...

Wait wut?! Ned is a MAN?!?!

I was wondering why he wouldn’t respond to my many advances via PM, as I have a voracious appetite for strangers parading as cartoon characters on the Internet.

I had to settle for PMBangers , a far easier target to sway. A slow dance at the local watering hole on grab-a-granny night, followed by a romantic feed of Subway (we both had meatball Italian bread footlongs, giggidy) on the kerb near an entrance to the servo and we’ve been inseparable ever since.

We're doing well thanks for asking

Oh, I see how it is now campaigner.

We’re done here. No more cosplaying, no more rampant debauchery, nothing.

I want my Wonder Woman costume back as well, you ****er.

Speaking of cartoon characters, has anyone seen tony around by any chance? I have a proposition for him.

Totally unrelated to the cartoon character thing.

 

[PMBangers]

Oh, I see how it is now campaigner.

We’re done here. No more cosplaying, no more rampant debauchery, nothing.

I want my Wonder Woman costume back as well, you f***er.

Speaking of cartoon characters, has anyone seen @tony around by any chance? I have a proposition for him.

Totally unrelated to the cartoon character thing.

Oh so you get to sneak off the the red light district of Baghdad and that's completely fine but I have one 2 year period where I go out, meet a lovely man like Barrybran, settle down, open a joint back account and have 2 children (both boys, although we're going to keep trying for a girl!) and that's too far?

 

[VainGlorious]

Oh so you get to sneak off the the red light district of Baghdad and that's completely fine but I have one 2 year period where I go out, meet a lovely man like Barrybran, settle down, open a joint back account and have 2 children (both boys, although we're going to keep trying for a girl!) and that's too far?

A JOINT BANK ACCOUNT?!?!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

This is all your fault SarahSmiles

 

[PMBangers]

This is all your fault SarahSmiles

Who do you think the first child Barrybran and I had is?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Oh so you get to sneak off the the red light district of Baghdad and that's completely fine but I have one 2 year period where I go out, meet a lovely man like Barrybran, settle down, open a joint back account and have 2 children (both boys, although we're going to keep trying for a girl!) and that's too far?

I am pretty sure you don’t pass the half your age plus 7 rule for Baz

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Who do you think the first child Barrybran and I had is?

no idea, but whoever it is would be a rook who gobs off way too much, and then achieves absolutely zero

 

[PMBangers]

no idea, but whoever it is would be a rook who gobs off way too much, and then achieves absolutely zero

no u

 

[Barrybran]

I am pretty sure you don’t pass the half your age plus 7 rule for Baz

No, he doesn't. ****ing golddigger.

 

[VainGlorious]

a rook who gobs off way too much

Is this rookie over the age of 18?

 

[TJASTA]

this one time i had sex with a puppet, but it's okay because she wanted to be a real girl

 

[Barrybran]

this one time i had sex with a puppet, but it's okay because she wanted to be a real girl

It's not too bad until you realise you need to put the sock back on your foot

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm secretly interviewing all the captains in the league to see if I can plant seeds of doubt in their leadership and then take over

Call me maybe.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

This is all your fault SarahSmiles

I believe you tagged me first mate...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I believe you tagged me first mate...

All your fault.

 

[Barrybran]

Call me maybe.

Maybe, get in line

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Maybe, get in line

I AM THE LINE!