Stats & History S31 Rules & Tribunal Thread

[serial_thrilla]

I want it on record that I had no idea of this, I've been much too busy thinking of ways to fu** you off from the league

We've spoken about this, Bangers. The sooner you join the Dragons, the sooner you can get rid of me.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Furies are bringing in Rudy Giuliani to fight for Tigerturbulance freedom

unless it can be proven that Shadow Man and Shadowman are not the same the same person, how can any charge be made?!?!?!?

we demand that NaturalDisaster bring both Shadows into the same room, or he apologise to the Furies, to Tigerturbulance , and to humanity in general, just for being him

and Agent93 , at least needing to get stitches is a reason to exceed the 5km lockdown...

 

[Hate]

This would not have happened if the previous Administrations had not consistently cut funding to Sterge and his ASS.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Also NaturalDisaster i will have you know that Tigerturbulance suffers from a rare disability that means he cannot see spaces. Given the league has continuously refused to install the $970,342 autospacer device we needs to produce spaces automatically, I find it a bit rich that he is being persecuted for his disability!!!!

 

[Sterge]

This would not have happened if the previous Administrations had not consistently cut funding to Sterge and his ASS.

**** i forgot about that, some of my finest work

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Furies are bringing in Rudy Giuliani to fight for Tigerturbulance freedom

unless it can be proven that Shadow Man and Shadowman are not the same the same person, how can any charge be made?!?!?!?

we demand that NaturalDisaster bring both Shadows into the same room, or he apologise to the Furies, to Tigerturbulance , and to humanity in general, just for being him

and Agent93 , at least needing to get stitches is a reason to exceed the 5km lockdown...

Yes, keep going with this line of defense.

6B) Medium Impact

The following list of offences will result in a 1 game suspension for a team’s listed captain(s), and any offending player:

• Naming an ineligible player on a team sheet as per 5B

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Ok, so it appears there is an inconsistency in section references in the Tribunal section which occurred between S29 and S30. This lead this idiot to believe this issue needs to be voted on by the committee.

It does not, which means I am free to pass on a sentence.

Now, technically speaking, I can slap TT with a Medium Impact sentence for naming an ineligible player. However, as he was clearly trying to name Shadow Man and simply didn’t add a space, I will stick with the low impact penalty.

Therefore, TT’s violation of rule 5A has been graded low impact and therefore he will be given a suspended sentence of 1 game.

HOWEVER in addition to this, TT has also violated the team sheet formatting rule. As stated in section 5A, the only acceptable format for teamsheets is:

• Team sheets must be displayed in a logical format that is comprehensible by the game simmers. Each positional line {e.g. B, HB, C, HF, F, Foll, INT} must be defined clearly and in case of positional changes the specific positions must be communicated in the listed changes. The only acceptable format is:

B: BP – FB – BP

HB: HBF – CHB – HBF

C: W – C – W

HF: HFF – CHF – HFF

F: FP – FF – FP

FOLL: RU – RR – RO

INT: INT – INT

Upon submitting his team sheet, TT added an unessecary dash to the interchange.

View attachment 1054788
FIGHTING FURIES OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
Round 2 vs East Side Hawks

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B: Grrr - Shadow Man - tigland
HB: Mrs haydo – Lady Godava – Sterge
C: JackBero – Ned_Flanders - Rioli8217
HF: GREENESHOOTS - TJASTA - Piggy Smalls
F: Carson Dial – Elton Johns Wig – Wacky Tiger
Foll: Tigerturbulance – Bastyy - Mister M

INT:– ChappyUK - Edmund hunt

CHANGES:
Wacky Tiger FB to FP
Shadowman BP to FB
Grrr HBF to BP
Sterge FP to HBF
Piggy Smalls FP to HFF
Carson Dial HFF to FP

Coach: TheMidRunner

As a second low impact offence was committed, this activates the above suspended sentence and therefore Tigerturbulance will serve a one match suspension in Round 3.



As per usual, the Fighting Furies have the right to appeal this decision. If they wish to appeal, they have until 11.59pm Sunday 14/02.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Yes, keep going with this line of defense.

6B) Medium Impact

The following list of offences will result in a 1 game suspension for a team’s listed captain(s), and any offending player:

• Naming an ineligible player on a team sheet as per 5B

You Noobz0r

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ok, so it appears there is an inconsistency in section references in the Tribunal section which occurred between S29 and S30. This lead this idiot to believe this issue needs to be voted on by the committee.

It does not, which means I am free to pass on a sentence.

Now, technically speaking, I can slap TT with a Medium Impact sentence for naming an ineligible player. However, as he was clearly trying to name Shadow Man and simply didn’t add a space, I will stick with the low impact penalty.

Therefore, TT’s violation of rule 5A has been graded low impact and therefore he will be given a suspended sentence of 1 game.

HOWEVER in addition to this, TT has also violated the team sheet formatting rule. As stated in section 5A, the only acceptable format for teamsheets is:



Upon submitting his team sheet, TT added an unessecary dash to the interchange.




As a second low impact offence was committed, this activates the above suspended sentence and therefore Tigerturbulance will serve a one match suspension in Round 3.

View attachment 1056328

As per usual, the Fighting Furies have the right to appeal this decision. If they wish to appeal, they have until 11.59pm Sunday 14/02.

FFS HE CANT SEE HYPHENS EITHER!!!!

I'm ringing the NDIS up, Tigerturbulance human rights as a man with punctuation blindness is being infringed upon.

GIT YOUR ****ING LEAKY HEADED ARSE IN HERE RUDY!!!!!!

 

[Headless]

View attachment 1056337

No, no, there was no unnecessary dash!

 

[Headless]

Imagine banning the league's peer-voted best poster due to a misplaced hyphen and space.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

No, no, there was no unnecessary dash!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Imagine banning the league's peer-voted best poster due to a misplaced hyphen and space.

In summing up. It’s the constitution. It’s Mabo. It’s justice. It’s law. It’s the vibe.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Imagine banning the league's peer-voted best poster due to a misplaced hyphen and space.

Rules are rules

 

[GremioPower]

Imagine banning the league's peer-voted best poster due to a misplaced hyphen and space.

Why “imagine,” if we have just witnessed it?

 

[Barrybran]

No, no, there was no unnecessary dash!

Sounds like all of us on a Friday arvo

 

[MWPP]

Imagine banning the league's peer-voted best poster due to a misplaced hyphen and space.

He wasn’t voted on competence or anything
Also follows the precedent set by TiF (rightly) being banned last season...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Rules are rules

look here poindexter, noone voted you in to do shit. you're to sit down, shut the **** up, and not mess with our all-sfa team too much

stop trying to bring your stench of qooty failure to your term as admin!

give the people what they want - justice for Tigerturbulance

 

[Ned_Flanders]

He wasn’t voted on competence or anything
Also follows the precedent set by TiF (rightly) being banned last season...

Dude, seriously? doesnt that mean players perma banned from the SFA should stay perma-banned?

you can choof off to the corner with dumbarse now!

 

[TJASTA]

**** me dead the committee is full of useless nitpicking nerds hey

 

[MWPP]

Dude, seriously? doesnt that mean players perma banned from the SFA should stay perma-banned?

you can choof off to the corner with dumbarse now!

Not at all. Do the crime and do the time.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

look here poindexter, noone voted you in to do sh*t. you're to sit down, shut the fu** up, and not mess with our all-sfa team too much

stop trying to bring your stench of qooty failure to your term as admin!

give the people what they want - justice for Tigerturbulance

Appeals window is still open
Until then...

 

[Riviat]

FFS HE CANT SEE HYPHENS EITHER!!!!

I'm ringing the NDIS up, Tigerturbulance human rights as a man with punctuation blindness is being infringed upon.

GIT YOUR ******* LEAKY HEADED ARSE IN HERE RUDY!!!!!!

His hair dye is running in anticipation

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Appeals window is still open
Until then...

dude, no amount of Lynx will make you appealing to the women of sweet

or the men

or Pugsley