Resource S31 Sign Up thread (with useful links)

[Wosh]

Thanks all for the advice and help (including the PM's I received). Here we go:

Name (your BigFooty username): wherearemykeys
Preferred Position 1: Back pocket
Preferred Position 2: Back flank
Preferred Position 3:
Number: 27
Height: 5'11
Weight: Too much
Preferred Team (if you have one): Anyone, but would probably suit a team of strugglers
State (optional): QLD (but willing to relocate)
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: I was going to say that I saw an ad for it on the toilet wall at work but I'd be lying.

Gumbies are a great up and coming team, easy going and friendly. If I wasn’t so addicted to Battleship and valium I would have *joined them in a heartbeat




*they never asked

 

[Barrybran]

Gumbies are a great up and coming team, easy going and friendly. If I wasn’t so addicted to Battleship and valium I would have *joined them in a heartbeat




*they never asked

TL;DR

Teams that haven't played the Gumbies this season - "Gumbies are s**t. Fold the Gumbies."

Teams that have played the Gumbies this season - "I ******* love the Gumbies! Barrybran is a god amongst men."

Those aren't direct quotes but the gist was the same

 

[Wosh]

Gumbies are s**t. Fold the Gumbies.

wherearemykeys fixed

I’ll get back to you in Round 11

 

[Rioli8217]

wherearemykeys, furies are 0-4, we actually post and have a good time unlike the gumbies...

So if you actually want to have fun whilst immensely sucking, join us.

 

[Barrybran]

wherearemykeys, furies are 0-4, we actually post and have a good time unlike the gumbies...

So if you actually want to have fun whilst immensely sucking, join us.

Case in point

 

[Bastyy]

TL;DR

Teams that haven't played the Gumbies this season - "Gumbies are sh*t. Fold the Gumbies."

Teams that have played the Gumbies this season - "I ******* love the Gumbies! Barrybran is a god amongst men."

Those aren't direct quotes but the gist was the same

What about "I ******* love the Gumbies! Sack Barrybran"?

 

[Barrybran]

What about "I ******* love the Gumbies! Sack Barrybran"?

Not now omgfridge

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Thanks all for the advice and help (including the PM's I received). Here we go:

Name (your BigFooty username): wherearemykeys
Preferred Position 1: Back pocket
Preferred Position 2: Back flank
Preferred Position 3:
Number: 27
Height: 5'11
Weight: Too much
Preferred Team (if you have one): Anyone, but would probably suit a team of strugglers
State (optional): QLD (but willing to relocate)
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: I was going to say that I saw an ad for it on the toilet wall at work but I'd be lying.

you like toilet walls then the Furies are for you as our rookies are in charge of cleaning the visitors crappers

 

[Cadsky]

TL;DR

Teams that haven't played the Gumbies this season - "Gumbies are sh*t. Fold the Gumbies."

Teams that have played the Gumbies this season - "I ******* love the Gumbies! Barrybran is a god amongst men."

Those aren't direct quotes but the gist was the same

You wish, jellyfish

 

[omgfridge]

Not now omgfridge

I'm past that and will be pursuiting my head of recruitment role now.

 

[Metalcrusher]

wherearemykeys, furies are 0-4, we actually post and have a good time unlike the gumbies...

So if you actually want to have fun whilst immensely sucking, join us.

 

[Riviat]

A recent survey has 9 out of 10 players agreeing that the Gumbies are a great team to post against. The other 1 was too drunk to place ticks in the survey's boxes.

 

[TedDougChris]

A recent survey has 9 out of 10 players agreeing that the Gumbies are a great team to post against. The other 1 was too drunk to place ticks in the survey's boxes.

 

[Barrybran]

I'm past that and will be pursuiting my head of recruitment role now.

I can work with that. Look into this wherearemykeys fellow and add 10% to your current salary.

 

[Riviat]

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I was wondering who had used the survey as a napkin! I hope those BBQ wings were good.

 

[omgfridge]

Thanks all for the advice and help (including the PM's I received). Here we go:

Name (your BigFooty username): wherearemykeys
Preferred Position 1: Back pocket
Preferred Position 2: Back flank
Preferred Position 3:
Number: 27
Height: 5'11
Weight: Too much
Preferred Team (if you have one): Anyone, but would probably suit a team of strugglers
State (optional): QLD (but willing to relocate)
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: I was going to say that I saw an ad for it on the toilet wall at work but I'd be lying.

I can work with that. Look into this wherearemykeys fellow and add 10% to your current salary.

Hey wherearemykeys , reaching out not because I now have incentive to do so but also because if you're after a team of strugglers, look no further.

We are languishing with a 1-3 record, have plenty of list spots and we make laughably stupid decisions in prelim finals such as benching our star full forward to ensure we lose. Playing in our back line will ensure plenty of action but also if you lay down and don't defend you'll fit right in.

 

[Barrybran]

Hey wherearemykeys , reaching out not because I now have incentive to do so but also because if you're after a team of strugglers, look no further.

We are languishing with a 1-3 record, have plenty of list spots and we make laughably stupid decisions in prelim finals such as benching our star full forward to ensure we lose. Playing in our back line will ensure plenty of action but also if you lay down and don't defend you'll fit right in.

Mate, that's a fantastic pitch. You'd make a good captain one day.

 

[TedDougChris]

Mate, that's a fantastic pitch. You'd make a good captain one day.

it’s almost as good as how Mobbs and I recruited Beandip !!

 

[Senor M]

Mate, that's a fantastic pitch. You'd make a good captain one day.

One day? I thought omgfridge was already captain at the Gumbo's.

 

[Barrybran]

One day? I thought omgfridge was already captain at the Gumbo's.

He's responsible for beer dispensary

 

[Beandip]

it’s almost as good as how Mobbs and I recruited Beandip !!

The greatest coup of our time? - the Rats still burn...

 

[wherearemykeys]

After a sleepless night of contemplation, I've decided to roll with the Gumbies as my choice. Sorry in advance guys, and thanks to everyone who PM'ed me.

 

[ClarkeM]

After a sleepless night of contemplation, I've decided to roll with the Gumbies as my choice. Sorry in advance guys, and thanks to everyone who PM'ed me.

Awesome stuff mate! Welcome to the Sweet FA, Barrybran will look after you.

 

[Barrybran]

After a sleepless night of contemplation, I've decided to roll with the Gumbies as my choice. Sorry in advance guys, and thanks to everyone who PM'ed me.

Is that a sleepless night because you chose the Gumbies? We've all been there.

 

[wherearemykeys]

Is that a sleepless night because you chose the Gumbies? We've all been there.

Pretty much mate. Not sure my life can get much lower now based on some of the PM's I got about them, but benching the FF was the deciding factor I think.