Official Match Thread S32 R11 - Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at Snow Dome

[A Swallow]

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Greetings Plebs/Plebettes/Plebe,

Welcome to the Snow Dome for this enthralling encounter between the Gumbies & the Demons.

First of all, I know bugger all about the Gumbies. I had to go back about 7 pages to find their team thread to work out who plays for them other than Barrybran & GWS Goose.

The Gumbies are stone motherless so far this season, with an appalling record of 2-8. The Demons on the other hand boast the brilliant record of 9-1, albeit with strongly substantiated claims of cheating (investigations are still ongoing to confirm or rule out the presence of sim tampering, led by tampon tampering expert Tony Lynn 15).

Let's have a look at some stats:

League Position:

Gumbies: 12th (2-8)
Demons: 1st (9-1)

League Rankings (shown if listed in top or bottom 3 per category):

Demons #1 – Goals
Demons #3 – Behinds
Demons #12 – Disposals
Demons #10 – Kicks
Demons #12 – Handballs
Demons #10 – Frees Against

Gumbies #1 – Tackles
Gumbies #2 – Handballs
Gumbies #1 - Frees For
Gumbies #1 – Hitouts
Gumbies #2 – Disposals
Gumbies #3 – Kicks
Gumbies #2 – Marks
Gumbies #2 – EXIE
Gumbies #2 – DT


In summary, this means absolutely nothing (other than that the Gumbies are remarkably inefficient as a Qootball side) as the sim is random*

Swallow's Tip: Gumbies by 4 in an almighty upset. Look out for Rodney Dangerfield , beez, Headless & Bluelegs in this one.



Enjoy.







*may or may not be random

 

[Bluelegs]

What is a Gumby anyway?

 

[Callums_Guns]

What is a Gumby anyway?

 

[Bluelegs]

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Wow is she single?

 

[Callums_Guns]

Wow is she single?

She will be when we arrive

 

[StFly]

Well, you can tell who looks at media and not much else in this place at least, TBF, NFI who OP is so I assume Dragons as they tend to be forgettable.

She will be when we arrive

Gate 4, last thing we need is you lot wandering around nonchalant treading on my flower bed for beez. You think he came here by choice?

 

[Callums_Guns]

Gumbies are struggling for crowds so they have forfeited their home ground advantage but will take the ticket sales this week with a sell out now expected at the Snow dome


The coundown is on for Tarks, 5 more goals needed
Can he get it done in front of the home crowd ??



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Bluelegs Pickitt cats2rise Hate damicky ​

 

[damicky]

Hi Gumbies

I changed teams so that I could hang out with you again

 

[Callums_Guns]

Gate 4, last thing we need is you lot wandering around nonchalant treading on my flower bed for beez. You think he came here by choice?

Match is at the Snow Dome, flower beds are currently covered by snow

 

[StFly]

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Match is at the Snow Dome, flower beds are currently covered by snow

Hey, you're the one that wanted to come, I only plan to move from the chair on Sunday so....

 

[Barrybran]

Hi Gumbies

I changed teams so that I could hang out with you again

Is it too late to trade Callums_Guns to the Furies and bring ImissFrosty back?

 

[Callums_Guns]

Is it too late to trade Callums_Guns to the Furies and bring ImissFrosty back?

That's fine he can have my spot in the line up

 

[GWS Goose]

Hi Gumbies

I changed teams so that I could hang out with you again

One more change and you can hang out with us every week

 

[Callums_Guns]

One more change and you can hang out with us every week

There is no room at the Gumbies as everyone is happy, isn't that right Pickitt

 

[damicky]

One more change and you can hang out with us every week

I have already agreed to join 2 other teams for next season

Don’t tell manangatang!

 

[Callums_Guns]

I have already agreed to join 2 other teams for next season

Don’t tell manangatang!

That's brilliant news for frosty, enjoy your time at the Roys with your BF

 

[damicky]

That's brilliant news for frosty, enjoy your time at the Roys with your BF

You want me to go so that Frosty can come back

Buyers remorse

 

[manangatang]

I have already agreed to join 2 other teams for next season

Don’t tell manangatang!

I’m right here…

 

[Callums_Guns]

You want me to go so that Frosty can come back

Buyers remorse

No you just said you have agreed to join 2 other teams next season

 

[damicky]

I have already agreed to join 2 other teams for next season

Don’t tell manangatang!

EDIT: Sorry Captain

I thought it was my PM with THE Goose

 

[Pickitt]

Heyy new match thread

 

[Callums_Guns]

EDIT: Sorry Captain

I thought it was my PM with THE Goose

 

[damicky]

No you just said you have agreed to join 2 other teams next season

Let’s start the match thread again

Hi Gumbies

I changed teams so that I could hang out with you again

 

[Callums_Guns]

Let’s start the match thread again

Hi Gumbies

I changed teams so that I could hang out with you again

No worries forgot what you said anyway

 

[damicky]

No worries forgot what you said anyway

Too many concussions

A good winger never puts his head over the ball