Resource S41 Prime Cuts

[Kilroy]

Image by DemurePrincess

We’re half way through the season for the majority of teams, the rest of the league will have played 7 games after this week.

I know, right?

So let’s get a heads up on who the top performers are so far.

DT points

• Art Vandelay - Bears - 621
• SpecialBruce - Roys - 603
• DangerSloane - Hawks - 598

Hitouts

• TY24 - Hawks - 95
• Art Vandelay - Bears - 93
• dogs105 - Wonders - 86

Kicks

• SpecialBruce - Roys - 88
• DangerSloane - Hawks - 86
• ClarkeM - Wonders- 83

Marks

• Loonerty - Hawks - 43
• All Aust - Demons - 42
• cactus - Gumbies - 40
• Roylion - Roys - 40

Handballs

• DangerSloane - Hawks - 96
• Loonerty - Hawks - 87
• beez - Gumbies - 84

Tackles

• Pamcake1 - Bombers - 45
• sausageroll - Hawks - 44
• The King! - Demons - 41

Goals

• okeydoke7 - Hawks - 34
• Supercheapgiants - Gumbies - 33
• Mooch - Roys - 30

Disposals

• DangerSloane - Hawks - 182
• SpecialBruce - Roys - 170
• All Aust - Demons- 149

*This is a primer for the Mobbs Medal

Respect to Hate who compiled the raw data for this.

 

[DangerSloane]

 

[Robertio]

DangerSloane a great pickup by the Hawks.

 

[TedDougChris]

Go SpecialBruce !!!

 

[SpecialBruce]

The problem is the sim has a grudge against the Roys and we are not winning enough games for me to become a Mobbs medallist. But I will continue to defy the odds and maybe, just maybe I can be the first person from a bad team to win it!

 

[TedDougChris]

I must admit after watching our “defence” all season, I’m not convinced we have taken 4 marks collectively, let alone Roylion ’s 40 in total

 

[Roylion]

I must admit after watching our “defence” all season, I’m not convinced we have taken 4 marks collectively, let alone Roylion ’s 40 in total

The ball gets stuck in all the wrinkles on my hands.

 

[TedDougChris]

The ball gets stuck in all the wrinkles on my hands.

Might need to shift you forward if you keep clutching them so frequently !!

 

[Jabba73]

Not at all surprised that the only stat that features the Baghdad Bombers is tackles. (No. not that tackle snozulu you degenerate)

It what must be the mother of all coincidences, you do not need to be in possession of the ball to tackle your opponent, although it has been known to happen quite a bit at our preseason training sessions when Bovo and JoeldTrafford get a bit boisterous.

Thankfully, we rarely keep the ball after we do accidentally get it, so there are plenty of opportunities for Pamcake1 to hunt her opponents and extend her lead in this category over the course of the season.

 

[Kilroy]

… you do not need to be in possession of the ball to tackle your opponent …

In fact if you are in possession and you tackle someone, you’ll get pinged, yeah?

… although it has been known to happen quite a bit at our preseason training sessions when Bovo and JoeldTrafford get a bit boisterous.

Those guys take “protect the head” to new heights.

… there are plenty of opportunities for Pamcake1 to hunt her opponents and extend her lead in this category over the course of the season.

Absolute tackling machine

 

[MWPP]

Love your work Kilroy
And this is despite being a lifelong vegetarian!