i believe that in order to move forward as a football club, we should sack Brad Scott if we don't win our practice match.
Okay hear me out.
When I see him smiling at an interview after a loss, I dead set lose my marbles.
One night after a loss, I got home and microwaved my membership.
Little did I know it was actually made of cheese and made a lovely sandwich for myself and my lady wife Henrietta. But still.
I was raised in a coal mine and I got rickets when I was 4. I ate bully beef and chicken rind just to stay alive. And lawn clippings. My back is at a 186 degree angle and my shoes are made of lamb bones. I've never had tv or radio.
But worse still, every time I attend a North match in my home town, we lose.
I slammed a door off its hinges once.
Brad still laughs. Argh.
I could do a better job from my couch for free. Or a packet of salt and vinegar chips!
But I don't want to.
Grr.
*kicks wall*
*throws sneaker*
'6 grrs'
Okay hear me out.
When I see him smiling at an interview after a loss, I dead set lose my marbles.
One night after a loss, I got home and microwaved my membership.
Little did I know it was actually made of cheese and made a lovely sandwich for myself and my lady wife Henrietta. But still.
I was raised in a coal mine and I got rickets when I was 4. I ate bully beef and chicken rind just to stay alive. And lawn clippings. My back is at a 186 degree angle and my shoes are made of lamb bones. I've never had tv or radio.
But worse still, every time I attend a North match in my home town, we lose.
I slammed a door off its hinges once.
Brad still laughs. Argh.
I could do a better job from my couch for free. Or a packet of salt and vinegar chips!
But I don't want to.
Grr.
*kicks wall*
*throws sneaker*
'6 grrs'