Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 14 - SUCKcession (Stepping down when out of finals contention)

[afl2004]

Percentage after rd 14 is 51% lower then the crows fmd

 

[GremioPower]

World War III will begin before we could sack Hinkley

 

[GremioPower]

Lol, I like your dedication to the Sack Hinkley movement.

This thread is actually an exception. I’ve just posted 200+ once (SH11 or 12). I usually stay below 100 posts.

I only posted above 200 that other time because I wanted to be in my own list of posters. This time, I just want to see whether we can reach SH15 before this is all finally over.

So, I decided to spam the thread as if I were Us against the rest. I’m sure you are familiar with him.

 

[GremioPower]

absurd

By the way:

 

[PowerLil]

of poor Kenny's legacy being tarnished by such a poor list.

 

[Us against the rest]

This thread is actually an exception. I’ve just posted 200+ once (SH11 or 12). I usually stay below 100 posts.

I only posted above 200 that other time because I wanted to be in my own list of posters. This time, I just want to see whether we can reach SH15 before this is all finally over.

So, I decided to spam the thread as if I were Us against the rest. I’m sure you are familiar with him.

This Hinkley situation has got me so angry that you don't even realise how many posts you make.

It is a good thread if you want a laugh, it has brought out a lot of inventive ideas about sacking Hinkley and is one thread where 99 percent of the posters are in agreeance with the thread title.

 

[Slime Roy]

With all the club (& league) wide love for Kennel, it's a shame recruiting/list building wasn't one of his
Super-power-components.

 

[Portwon]

Chief shit poster complains about shit posting.

Oh the ironing

(That's the joke.....).

Sack Hinkley.

 

[Steve Dore]

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of poor Kenny's legacy being tarnished by such a poor list.

It's not just the list of absolute potatoes, that the club acknowledges he built, that are holding back his genius it is the large number of injuries apparently.


Sack Hinkley!

 

[PowerLil]

It's not just the list of absolute potatoes, that the club acknowledges he built, that are holding back his genius it is the large number of injuries apparently.

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Sack Hinkley!

Wouldn't want any facts getting in the way of a fairy tale redemption story. He'll be likened to the phoenix soon enough.

 

[Grave Danger]

It's not just the list of absolute potatoes, that the club acknowledges he built, that are holding back his genius it is the large number of injuries apparently.

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Sack Hinkley!

That Geelong number looks bogus. They lie all the time about their injury list.

 

[TeeKray]

Of all of the meaningless junk stats in this era of football, 'games lost to injury' has to be up there as just about the most meaningless.

You'd rather lose 25 games from a replaceable fringe player (say Joe Richards or Lachie Jones) than 5 from a superstar who shapes results (say Jason Horne-Francis or Zak Butters

9

Zak Butters

Age

24

Ht

181cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

7.7

3star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.8

3star

D

14.7

4star

K

8.9

4star

HB

5.9

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.1

3star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.6

4star

CL

0.6

3star

).

Total garbage stat.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Of all of the meaningless junk stats in this era of football, 'games lost to injury' has to be up there as just about the most meaningless.

You'd rather lose 25 games from a replaceable fringe player (say Joe Richards or Lachie Jones) than 5 from a superstar who shapes results (say Jason Horne-Francis or Zak Butters).

Total garbage stat.

And you'd rather lose 5 games from a superstar like Butters than lose 1 game from an ultra-superstar like Rory Atkins, whose mere presence on the field invoke shockwaves of fear in to opponents we play weeks later.

 

[manureid]

That Geelong number looks bogus. They lie all the time about their injury list.

Don't Geelong have a player out 'injured' who is not in fact, 'injured'?

 

[pstew2dstew]

Yeah its completely done.

If we got hammered by GWS I might have believed. When we won that one it was over.

I gave up after Freo, if that wasn't it then it's end of season stuff


I knew if they gave him a chance he would take it like he always does and we will probably finish 9th on % summing up the club for the last 10 years.

 

[snozulu]

Percentage after rd 14 is 51% lower then the crows fmd

Ken probably thinks the scores are the same as golf.

 

[Slime Roy]

 

[tribey]

Don't Geelong have a player out 'injured' who is not in fact, 'injured'?

Player is the right colour and plays for the right club

 

[PowerLil]

 

[Us against the rest]

Not long now people. We're on the downhill slope now, we all know how Ken loves downhill skiing.

 

[parano1a]

If Port miraculously win the flag this year, this thread needs to be made into a full-blown Broadway musical. I nominate Evan Handler to play Hinkley.

 

[Lefti93]

If Port miraculously win the flag this year, this thread needs to be made into a full-blown Broadway musical. I nominate Evan Handler to play Hinkley.

Runkle.

 

[Bump Bailey]

“Someone has to lose. It’s a tough competition. We’ve been brave, we keep turning up”.

 

[dirty2]

****.. stinkley is still here...

 

[Doctor Feel]