Win Prizes Saints Board 2022 Toxx Clause Thread

[Hubnester]

Saints Board 2022 Toxx Clause Thread

You voted, we listened. This cannot be undone. The Toxx Clause thread is here to stay.

Urban Dictionary defines a Toxx Clause as

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.

Make a claim, big or small. If you don't follow through with it, with proof, you're outta here.

Starting big:

Clause	Context	Participants
Following the Saints' big win over the hawks in round 4, the following posters have agreed that if Saints win the Grand Final, they will get this trendy dabbing stereo boombox - that hawthorn ripped form a stock image site and used on a poster from the bench during the game - tattooed on their body.		Hubnester jwikked Barrels Mowman moirae42

This is 100% serious

 

[Mowman]

Saints Board 2022 Toxx Clause Thread

You voted, we listened. This cannot be undone. The Toxx Clause thread is here to stay.

Urban Dictionary defines a Toxx Clause as



Make a claim, big or small. If you don't follow through with it, with proof, you're outta here.

Starting big:

Clause	Context	Participants
Following the Saints' big win over the hawks in round 4, the following posters have agreed that if Saints win the Grand Final, they will get this trendy dabbing stereo boombox - that hawthorn ripped form a stock image site and used on a poster from the bench during the game - tattooed on their body.	View attachment 1368792	Hubnester jwikked Barrels

This is 100% serious

Count me in for the Tatt

Must be done at Jackson Booth tattoos

 

[gringo2011]

Count me in for the Tatt

On your face?

 

[Mowman]

On your face?

Not a chance lol
Leg will do

 

[Barrels]

Saints Board 2022 Toxx Clause Thread

You voted, we listened. This cannot be undone. The Toxx Clause thread is here to stay.

Urban Dictionary defines a Toxx Clause as



Make a claim, big or small. If you don't follow through with it, with proof, you're outta here.

Starting big:

Clause	Context	Participants
Following the Saints' big win over the hawks in round 4, the following posters have agreed that if Saints win the Grand Final, they will get this trendy dabbing stereo boombox - that hawthorn ripped form a stock image site and used on a poster from the bench during the game - tattooed on their body.	View attachment 1368792	Hubnester jwikked Barrels Mowman

This is 100% serious

Still have no ****ing idea what it was all about!

 

[moirae42]

**** it.

I'm in.

If it means we win a flag I'd pretty much do anything.

 

[gringo2011]

Still have no ******* idea what it was all about!

Apparently it's one of those cheap stock images so not even a custom thing. Looks like Jeff thinks he can do a better job on the game day experience materials than paid staff, it's got to be a boomer that made that call.

 

[Hubnester]

Still have no ******* idea what it was all about!

It's a boombox. Thought you'd know all about those, boomer

 

[Barrels]

It's a boombox. Thought you'd know all about those, boomer

I know I’m grumpy like an old man… but I’m definitely not a Boomer…

 

[Hubnester]

Apparently it's one of those cheap stock images so not even a custom thing. Looks like Jeff thinks he can do a better job on the game day experience materials than paid staff, it's got to be a boomer that made that call.

I can literally licence this image on Adobe Stock right now.

If this becomes even a remote reality I'll whip up a unique Saints footy design for you all though of course

 

[Hubnester]

I know I’m grumpy like an old man… but I’m definitely not a Boomer…

 

[jwikked]

I can literally licence this image on Adobe Stock right now.

If this becomes even a remote reality I'll whip up a unique Saints footy design for you all though of course

Maybe some nifty St Kilda socks on it

 

[Saintos The ITK]

Think I might get it anyway.
It’s cool

 

[moirae42]

Can anyone recommend a quality establishment to complete this task?

Cos it's happening.

 

[George]

Brad Crouch

5

Brad Crouch

Age

31

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.1

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

5.5

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

20.3

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.5

2star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

21.6

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

11.6

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

2.6

5star

's goal with 9 minutes left in the 3rd quarter of Round 3 really won us a premiership, wow.

 

[Hubnester]

Brad Crouch's goal with 9 minutes left in the 3rd quarter of Round 3 really won us a premiership, wow.

New Toxx: Saints make finals, George gets Brad Crouch's head tattooed on his ample toned posterior.
Agreed?

 

[joop]

I know I’m grumpy like an old man… but I’m definitely not a Boomer…

such a boomer thing to say

 

[PoppedCorn]

No way im rocking that as ink
It's not even double cassette ffs

 

[Barrels]

Let it hereby be noted, I will do this, but only in in greyscale.