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Saints Board 2022 Toxx Clause Thread

You voted, we listened. This cannot be undone. The Toxx Clause thread is here to stay.

Urban Dictionary defines a Toxx Clause as

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.

Make a claim, big or small. If you don't follow through with it, with proof, you're outta here.

Starting big:

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Following the Saints' big win over the hawks in round 4, the following posters have agreed that if Saints win the Grand Final, they will get this trendy dabbing stereo boombox - that hawthorn ripped form a stock image site and used on a poster from the bench during the game - tattooed on their body.
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This is 100% serious
 
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Saints Board 2022 Toxx Clause Thread

You voted, we listened. This cannot be undone. The Toxx Clause thread is here to stay.

Urban Dictionary defines a Toxx Clause as



Make a claim, big or small. If you don't follow through with it, with proof, you're outta here.

Starting big:

ClauseContextParticipants
Following the Saints' big win over the hawks in round 4, the following posters have agreed that if Saints win the Grand Final, they will get this trendy dabbing stereo boombox - that hawthorn ripped form a stock image site and used on a poster from the bench during the game - tattooed on their body.

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This is 100% serious
Count me in for the Tatt

Must be done at Jackson Booth tattoos
 

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Saints Board 2022 Toxx Clause Thread

You voted, we listened. This cannot be undone. The Toxx Clause thread is here to stay.

Urban Dictionary defines a Toxx Clause as



Make a claim, big or small. If you don't follow through with it, with proof, you're outta here.

Starting big:

ClauseContextParticipants
Following the Saints' big win over the hawks in round 4, the following posters have agreed that if Saints win the Grand Final, they will get this trendy dabbing stereo boombox - that hawthorn ripped form a stock image site and used on a poster from the bench during the game - tattooed on their body.
View attachment 1368792

This is 100% serious
Still have no ******* idea what it was all about! 😂
 
Still have no ******* idea what it was all about! 😂

Apparently it's one of those cheap stock images so not even a custom thing. Looks like Jeff thinks he can do a better job on the game day experience materials than paid staff, it's got to be a boomer that made that call.
 
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Apparently it's one of those cheap stock images so not even a custom thing. Looks like Jeff thinks he can do a better job on the game day experience materials than paid staff, it's got to be a boomer that made that call.

I can literally licence this image on Adobe Stock right now.

If this becomes even a remote reality I'll whip up a unique Saints footy design for you all though of course
 

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Brad Crouch's goal with 9 minutes left in the 3rd quarter of Round 3 really won us a premiership, wow.
 
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Brad Crouch's goal with 9 minutes left in the 3rd quarter of Round 3 really won us a premiership, wow.

New Toxx: Saints make finals, George gets Brad Crouch's head tattooed on his ample toned posterior.
Agreed?
 

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