MRP / Trib. Schofield squirts his way out of trouble, free to play

[Quinz]

David Grace QC asking the jury if they're familiar with the song "Shooting Stars", saying "hold on a minute, let me get this video up, you'll love it".

 

[QS]

Did lol.

This is better than the qstick night

 

[wotdoiput]

Basically saying he is a diver good defense

 

[kaII]

"Do you really think, if the contact to Oliver was anything other than negligible, player Oliver would be squirting around the melee (and looking for Schofield)?"

 

[DanWCE]

Oliver a squirter confirmed

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Great to see that "squirting" is back in the legal discourse, was touch and go for a while there.

 

[BartBart]

Oliver's direct quotes shouldn't be taken into account, but his self report should. Also he doesn't have to give evidence.

Kangaroo Court.

Neitz being on the Tribunal Panel made it already a Kangaroo Court.

 

[QS]

David Grace QC asking the jury if they're familiar with the song "Shooting Stars", saying "hold on a minute, let me get this video up, you'll love it".

Maybe a bit of Robin Sparkles might get them in the mood for acquittal

 

[Wellillbe]

This is comedy gold haha!!!

 

[Keys]

David Grace QC:
"Do you really think, if the contact to Oliver was anything other than negligible, player Oliver would be squirting around the melee (and looking for Schofield)?"
Grace QC arguing if Oliver was hurt, he wouldn't have got up and tried to retaliate.

Gotta love the use of squirting

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Oliver's "I was sort of scared" quote not allowed into evidence? WT actual F?

 

[BartBart]

This has been going on for over an hour already

 

[happy_eagle]

Grace needs to get Oliver to try on the bra

"If the Bra does not fit, you must acquit"

 

[squashface]

Oliver is a squirter hey

 

[wotdoiput]

Grace to show the tribunal how bad his tipping has been

 

[justbetter]

David Grace QC:
"Do you really think, if the contact to Oliver was anything other than negligible, player Oliver would be squirting around the melee (and looking for Schofield)?"
Grace QC arguing if Oliver was hurt, he wouldn't have got up and tried to retaliate.

Gotta love the use of squirting

Tribunal members ask Grace QC to clarify the meaning of squirting.

David Grace QC approaches the tribunal members and takes out his phone, he is heard saying "some think it is a myth".

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Oliver's direct quotes shouldn't be taken into account, but his self report should. Also he doesn't have to give evidence.

Kangaroo Court.

As hilariously good as this thread has been at taking the piss, this is a massively valid point.

Quotes are, essentially, self reporting. You're asked your opinion on an incident, you respond. Medical self reporting is by and large the exact same thing. How can one be admissible and the other not?

 

[Quinz]

Oliver's "I was sort of scared" quote not allowed into evidence? WT actual F?

"Probably shouldn't have gone to ground."

Not relevant.

 

[Wellillbe]

Gee I hope he gets off and the Eagles make him captain this week just to rub it into the AFL

 

[Patron]

Almost time. Let's hope justice is served and if not all the more shame for Oliver!!


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[happy_eagle]

This is getting way out of order

Whether or not Oliver squirts is highly irrelevant to the case at hand

 

[QS]

You cannot be satisfied on the balance of probabilities that the contact here was anything more than negligible on a complete stager." Said it should be a not guilty verdict and player Oliver should face off with Beau Waters in a fishbowl.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Tribunal members ask Grace QC to clarify the meaning of squirting.

David Grace QC approaches the tribunal members and takes out his phone, he is heard saying "some think it is a myth".

"Why was that in your favourites David?"
"No further comments."

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

As hilariously good as this thread has been at taking the piss, this is a massively valid point.

Quotes are, essentially, self reporting. You're asked your opinion on an incident, you respond. Medical self reporting is by and large the exact same thing. How can one be admissible and the other not?

Would be a good ground to raise on appeal, assuming the club wanted to take it that far (which I doubt).

 

[BeligerentBlue]

Schofield should have quickly shaped his beard differently and enjoyed the full support and references from our prime minister