Scott Morrison - How Long? Part 2

[Strapping Young Lad]

#coalmo

 

[Bollox]

Thats the dept who think locking up the best areas of Australia and putting a toll on it is the way to go. Also forced the removal of hundreds of stunning 80-100 year old Jacaranda and flame trees all along the freeway because someone in the department was offended that they weren't "natives".

Probably a brainstorm from one of those "cultural diversity officers" they all seem to have these days. They'd issue a statement chock full of clique words gleaned from last weeks interstate seminar notes, and then spend millions removing the trees. Its all just so damn important isn't it.
Better off sacking 2/3rds of the staff at these junkets and buy a copy of "Barry's big book of native plants" and " Beautiful tree removal for dummies".

No doubt every single department thinks that what they do is unique, not a waste of taxpayer funds, and vital in some way.
Just use a few clique words like diversity, sustainable, cultural, etc and its the beginning of an entirely new govt dept.
My local lot spend squillions each year on "festivals" that apparently "celebrates" all sorts of utter s**t that noone cares about. Noone even goes to them but apparently they are so important they must be done again next year as well.

Good way to win next election. Announce a massive fat cutting because just about every vote out there understands just how bloated the public service and local govt has become.

 

[Balls In]

Working on a study. How enlightening.

Thats what you do, dunderhead. They will make it happen too.

 

[Bestbird]

In other words CALM huh... the Department of Consternation and Lax Management.

Classy mate. The biggest branch in the department is fire management services . The people doing serious hours on prescribed burns and fire fighting in the state

 

[Ghost Patrol]

Thats what you do, dunderhead. They will make it happen too.

BREAKING: Australian government repeals gay marriage in attempt to stop natural disasters

"Izzy was right!"

chaser.com.au

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

You dont reckon the various departments of environment aren't stacked.with Greens?

Impossible. Your lot already told us the public service is packed to bursting point with cultural marxists.

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

What a strange world where people who would identify as conservatives don’t want to conserve the natural environment & consider it a radical leftist position to do so.

The biggest political crime of all is how radicals have stolen the conservative name.

 

[Mofra]

Hey just back from crashing an after-party of pot-smoking hippies who were celebrating stopping another back burn, somebody put their dole cheque over the bar and ordered round after round of soy lattes. Did I miss anything?

 

[Kram]

Hey just back from crashing an after-party of pot-smoking hippies who were celebrating stopping another back burn, somebody put their dole cheque over the bar and ordered round after round of soy lattes. Did I miss anything?

Hope you said hi to Bomberboyokay for us.

 

[Doss]

Hey just back from crashing an after-party of pot-smoking hippies who were celebrating stopping another back burn, somebody put their dole cheque over the bar and ordered round after round of soy lattes. Did I miss anything?

Were they radical left and woke?

 

[Present Not Past]

I don't know what pork barrelling is, but it sounds delicious.

Think of sitting in a beach chair in Hawaii and times that by $500,000.
That's pork barrelling Scomo style.

 

[Mofra]

Were they radical left and woke?

So woke. Even the napkins were gender neutral

 

[FredLeDeux]

Impossible. Your lot already told us the public service is packed to bursting point with cultural marxists.

With the marxists, the new left, the environmentalists and the cultural marxists all "marching through the institutions", they're going to have to start building parade grounds in every PS Department.

 

[Present Not Past]

Bridget McKenzie: "I have the PM's full support on this".

Scomo: "after cabinet approved the program my office’s role was limited to relaying on representations made by my MPs, with McKenzie making the final decision on grants".

 

[GuruJane]

So much for adaption and resilience.

Coalition's axing of funding to climate change adaptation body condemned

National Climate Change Adaptation Research Facility funding was discontinued in 2017, while Scott Morrison was treasurer

www.theguardian.com

The stupid fat f*** thought that we'll just kick action on climate change down the road. Well guess what campaigner face it's happening now and people are looking to your sorry arse to lead on this. Which is a tragedy for our country.

Why? What would that do to reduce global emissions?

 

[GuruJane]

Not only are we not doing anything about decarbonisation, at the last international summit on climate change we actively tried to prevent others from taking action.

Proof, please.

 

[GuruJane]

Morrison didn't take his missus' endometriosis as a sign that god didn't want them to breed instead turning immediately to science but climate change is just a lefty plot.

How Gough drinks from the wormwood and the gall every day ....

You should father a child yourself , might broaden horizons.

 

[Balls In]

Hey just back from crashing an after-party of pot-smoking hippies who were celebrating stopping another back burn, somebody put their dole cheque over the bar and ordered round after round of soy lattes. Did I miss anything?

That was generous of you to stump up your dole cheque!

 

[Father Jack]

Why? What would that do to reduce global emissions?

What was the purpose of the body in question?

 

[kranky al]

Weve had gormless gomer pyles in here tell us that 150 million to equip firefighters with proper breathing apparatus is just not feasible.

 

[Bollox]

This Bridget stuff reeks of sexism and misogyny.
Disgusting.

 

[Present Not Past]

This Bridget stuff reeks of sexism and misogyny.
Disgusting.

Yep. That's our Scomo - he's definitely Old Testament.
Although I could def see Mrs Scomo saying - bring me the head of Bridget McKenzie.

 

[Doss]

This Bridget stuff reeks of sexism and misogyny.
Disgusting.

I’m sure you said and thought the same about Ros Kelly when she was caught with her hand in the jar.

Of course.

 

[Mofra]

Weve had gomer pyles in here tell us that 150 million to equip firefighters with proper breathing apparatus is just not feasible.

You can't even buy one good Christmas Island press conference for a measly $150m

 

[Gough]

This Bridget stuff reeks of sexism and misogyny.
Disgusting.

Never had you pegged as a femmo.