Scotty doesn't know (a parody for those who are #donewithScotty)

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Shadow89

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Now that it's off season (and silly season), I decided to post this on the Geelong board to rid myself of all the bad feelings I have towards Scott. Reckon there'll be a few on the main board who approve of this sentiment, so thought I'd post it here too!

Enjoy! (or not) šŸ¤Ŗ

Scotty doesn't know
That the calls he makes
Makes us scratch our heads every Friday
He says we'll play a tall
Last minute change, a small
Just keep it simple, please!

Cause Scotty doesn't know!
Oh, Scotty doesn't know, oh!
So just stop Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty never knows
(Oh god stop Scotty)

You say Stanley is our ruckman
Then you play Fort and Smith,
And we still know nothin'

Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty thinks he knows
Scotty never knows
But don't tell Scotty
Cause Scotty's gonna blow
(So just go Scotty)

I can't believe he's so vocal
Simple question and he goes postal
Whilst Scott sits upon his throne
The rest of us try not to groan
It's a trainwreck and he knows nothin', nothin...

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know oh
So just stop Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty never knows oh

So just stop Scotty
Pain and sadness grows
Everytime you moan
Scotty you don't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty never knows oh

Chappy subbed, why not?
Menzels out, for our Week 1 bout,
Stanley dropped, cause its wet,
Life is so hard, when it's just the Scotty show
It's just the Scotty show...

'14 was not mission accomplished...

Repeat any version of Chorus 'til end
 

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