Competitions Season 2013 Time Capsule

[CrashComic]

Premiers: Hawks
Runners up: Freo
Wooden Spoon: Dees
Brownlow: Danger
Coleman: Franklin
Rising Star: O'meara
First coach sacked(if any): Bomber Thompson (Will take one to protect Hird)

Richmonds w/l ratio: 12/10
Jack Dyer Medalist: Lids
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack
Most improved player: Ben Griffiths
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Knights

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: No (I really hope I'm wrong)
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Hawks
2. Freo
3. Swans
4. West Coast
5. Crows
6. Pies
7. Norf
8. Richmond
----------------------------
9. Carltank
10. Geelong
11. Saints
12. Fitzroy
13. Gold Coast
14. Bummers
15. Dogs
16. Poort
17. GWS
18. Melbourne


Big call for the season: Vlad to announce retirement.
Tiger supporters hold the pie floater bus hostage in an attempt to get finals tickets from Crow supporters after Richmond allocation is exhausted in 10 minutes.
It is almost my worst nightmare that we finally make it to the finals and the game is interstate which means it will probably happen :-(

 

[sante]

Premiers: Pies
Runners up: WCE
Wooden Spoon: Doggies
Brownlow: Scott Thompson
Coleman: Buddy
Rising Star: Jaeger O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): None will be sacked.

Richmonds w/l ratio: 13 and 9.
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin of course.
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack Riewoldt
Most improved player: Ellis
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: yes
Win in Cairns: yes
Play in Finals: yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Collingwood
2. WCE
3. Essendon
4. Freo
5. Swans
6. Hawks
7. Lions
8. Tigers

9. Carlton
10. North
11. Geelong
12. Adelaide
13. Gold Coast
14. STK
15. Port
16. Melbourne
17. GWS
18. Doggies


Big call for the season: Nick Riewoldt retires at seasons ends after disappointing STK season which includes loss to GC Round 1.

 

[fumbler]

Premiers: Sydney
Runners up: WCE
Wooden Spoon: Bulldogs
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: Jackie Boy
Rising Star: O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): Buckley

Richmonds w/l ratio: 13/9
Jack Dyer Medalist: Deledio
Michael Roach Medalist: Jackie Boy
Most improved player: Martin
Best first year player: Vlasutin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: NO
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Hawks
2. WCE
3. Sydney
4. Magpies
5. Dockers
6. Tigers
7. Crows
8. Cats
----------------------------
9. Norf
10. Blues
11. Power
12. Saints
13. Bombers
14. Giants
15. Lions
16. Suns
17. Demons
18. Bulldogs


Big call for the season: Malthouse sacked after heavy 1st Round loss.

 

[Turka]

Premiers: Richmond (dare to dream)
Runners up: Hawthorn (Rance keeps Lance to 5 behinds)
Wooden Spoon: Western Bulldogs (Couple of years of pain coming)
Brownlow: Cotchin (he's done his time)
Coleman: Jack Riewoldt (sews it up in the first 15 rounds, with Buddy injured again)
Rising Star: Nick Vlastuin (unbiased opinion )
First coach sacked(if any): James Hird (and The Weapon to follow him)

Richmonds w/l ratio: 15/7
Jack Dyer Medalist: Alex Rance
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack Riewoldt
Most improved player: Jake Batchelor
Best first year player: Nick Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Sam Lonergan

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes (4-5 goals)
Win in Cairns: Yes (My God, yes)
Play in Finals: Yes (Win the whole goddam thing)

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Hawks
2. WCE
3. Sydney
4. Tigers
5. Pies
6. Dockers
7. Crows
8. Cats
----------------------------
9. Roos
10. Blues
11. Bombers
12. Saints
13. Demons
14. Lions
15. Power
16. Suns
17. Giants
18. Bulldogs


Big call for the season: Essendon regret sacking Matthew Knights after his second Geelong Premiership, as they seek to replace James Hird (Sorry Jimmy).

 

[johnno77]

Premiers: Sydney
Runners up: West Coast
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Fyfe
Coleman: Buddy
Rising Star: O'Maera
First coach sacked(if any): None

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14-7-1
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack
Most improved player: Griffiths
Best first year player: Vlaustin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Knights

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes (by 31 points)
Win in Cairns: Yes (by 70 points)
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. West Coast
2. Sydney
3. Hawthorn
4. Adelaide
5. Collingwood
6. Richmond
7. North Melbourne
8. Fremantle
----------------------------
9. Carlton
10. Essendon
11. Geelong
12. Brisbane
13. Melbourne
14. StKilda
15. Port Adelaide
16. Bulldogs
17. Gold Coast
18. GWS


Big call for the season:[/quote] No coach loses their job. AFL call for enquiry.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Premiers: Sydney Swans.
Runners up: Fremantle Dockers.
Wooden Spoon: Greater Western Sydney Giants.
Brownlow: Trent Cotchin.
Coleman: Buddy Franklin.
Rising Star: Jaeger O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): James Hird.

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14/9.
Jack Dyer Medalist: Trent Cotchin.
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack Riewolt.
Most improved player: Brad Helbig.
Best first year player: Nick Vlaustin.
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Aaron Edwards.

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes.
Win in Cairns: Yes.
Play in Finals: Yes.

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Collingwood
2. Sydney
3. Hawthorn
4. Fremantle
5. Geelong
6. Adelaide
7. Richmond
8. North Melbourne
----------------------------
9. Essendon
10. West Coast Eagles
11. Carlton
12. Brisbane
13. St. Kilda
14. Port Adelaide
15. Gold Coast
16. Melbourne
17. Western Bulldogs
18. Greater Western Sydney


Big call for the season: Lance Franklin to leave Hawthorn for Fremantle.

 

[Rustof]

Premiers: West Coast
Runners up: Sydney
Wooden Spoon: Western Bulldogs
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: Jack
Rising Star: Jaeger O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): Hird "early retirement"

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14/8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack
Most improved player: Ellis
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: yes
Win in Cairns: yes
Play in Finals: yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Adelaide
2. West Coast
3. Hawthorn
4. Sydney
5. Fremantle
6. Richmond
7. Collingwood
8. Carlton
----------------------------
9. North Melbourne
10. Geelong
11. Essendon
12. Brisbane
13. St Kilda
14. Port Adelaide
15. Gold Coast
16. Melbourne
17. GWS
18. Western Buldogs


Big call for the season: We will have a 100 point victory.

 

[Joker91]

Premiers: Hawthorn
Runners up: Sydney
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Cotchin/ Ablett
Coleman: T. Walker
Rising Star: Jaeger O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any):

Richmonds w/l ratio: 13/9
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack
Most improved player: Conca
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Pettard

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season

1. Hawthorn
2. West Coast
3. Sydney
4. Collingwood
5. Fremantle
6. Adelaide
7. Richmond
8. Essendon
----------------------------
9. Geelong
10. Carlton
11. North Melbourne
12. St Kilda
13. Brisbane
14. Melbourne
15. Port Adelaide
16. Gold Coast
17. Western Bulldogs
18. GWS


Big call for the season: Vickery will make the 40 man squad for All Australian.

 

[Amon Fenorty]

Premiers: Hawthorn
Runners up: Sydney
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Ablett
Coleman: Cloke
Rising Star: O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): James Hird

Richmonds w/l ratio: 12/10
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotch
Michael Roach Medalist: Riewoldt
Most improved player: Ellis
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Hawthorn
2. Sydney
3. Adelaide
4. West Coast
5. Collingwood
6. Geelong
7. Carlton
8. Richmond
----------------------------
9. Fremantle
10. North Melbourne
11. Essendon
12. St.Kilda
13. Brisbane
14. Melbourne
15. Gold Coast
16. Western Bulldogs
17. Port Radelaide
18. GWS


Big call for the season: Goddard to pursue a golfing career after a miserable year with Essendon

 

[Nuffers]

Premiers: St Kilda
Runners up: Richmond
Wooden Spoon: Greater Western Sydney
Brownlow: Dusty
Coleman: Hawkins
Rising Star: O'Rourke
First coach sacked(if any): Scott (Geelong)

Richmonds w/l ratio: 12-0-10
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack
Most improved player: Ellis
Best first year player: McIntosh
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Lonergan

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: No
Win in Cairns: No
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Adelaide
2. Hawthorn
3. Sydney
4. Saint Kilda
5. North
6. Richmond
7. Carlton
8. Collingwood
----------------------------
9. West Coast
10. Fremantle
11. Essendon
12. Brisbane
13. Port Adelaide
14. Geelong
15. Gold Coast
16. Melbourne
17. Western Bulldogs
18. GWS Giants


Big call for the season:
Wheels fall off Geelong at last the dynasty ends.

 

[Achilles Heel]

Premiers: West Coast
Runners up: Whorethorn
Wooden Spoon: Dogs
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: Riewoldt
Rising Star: Vlastuin
First coach sacked(if any): Mckenna

Richmond's w/l ratio: 14/8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Lids
Michael Roach Medalist: Riewoldt
Most improved player: Ellis
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we...

Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: No
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season

1. West Coast
2. Collingwood
3. Sydney
4. Whorethorn
5. Fremantle
6. Richmond
7. Essendum
8. Carlton
----------------------------
9. Adelaide
10. Geelong
11. Brisbane
12. North Melbourne
13. Port
14. Saints
15. GWS
16. GC
17. MelCheat
18. Dogs

Big call for the season: Melcheat get done for tanking

 

[Frustrated Tiger]

Premiers: West Coast
Runners up: Hawthorn
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: Tex Walker
Star: J.O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): McKenna
Richmond's w/l ratio: 14/8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Riewoldt
Most improved player: Conca
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we...

Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season

1. West Coast
2. Sydney
3. Hawthorn
4. Collingwood
5. Fremantle
6. Adelaide
7. Richmond
8. Carlton
-------------------------------
9. Essendon
10. Geelong
11. Brisbane
12. North Melbourne
13. Saints
14. Melbourne
15. Port
16. Gold Coast
17. Bullies
18. GWS

Big call for the season: Vlad to step down.

 

[caroma]

Premiers: Tigers
Runners up: Fremantle
Wooden Spoon: Brisbane
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: JR8
Rising Star: Vlastuin
First coach sacked(if any): Crazy Vossy

Richmonds w/l ratio: 20-1-1
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: JR8
Most improved player: Dusty
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Edwards

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Maybe
Play in Finals: Definitely

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Richmond
2. Fremantle
3. Sydney
4. WestCoast
5. Hawthorn
6. Collingwood
7. Essendon
8. Adelaide
----------------------------
9. Geelong
10. Footscray
11. Calrton
12. St Kilda
13. Port Adelaide
14. Nth Melbourne
15. GCS
16. GWS
17. Melbourne
18. Brisbane


Big call for the season: Jonathon Brown retires after yet another facial injury in Rd 5, My Missus lets me order a second Foxtel box so i can watch the footy when i damn please and not have to disturb her 'Secret Life of an American Teenager' viewings......

 

[David3030]

Premiers: Collingwood (Unfortunately)
Runners up: West Coast
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Pendlebury
Coleman: Buddy
Rising Star: O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): None but Crazy Vossy only possibility

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14 - 8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotch
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack
Most improved player: Dustin Martin
Best first year player: Matthew McDonough
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Troy Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: No (Unfortunately)
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Collingwood
2. West Coast
3. Frematle
4. Hawthorn
5. Sydney
6. Adelaide
7. Richmond
8. Carlton
----------------------------
9. Ninth Melbourne
10. Brisbane
11. Geelong
12. Essendon
13. Melbourne
14. St. Kilda
15. Gold Coast
16. Port Adelaide
17. Western Bulldogs
18. GWS


Big call for the season: Chris Connolly and Dean Bailey found guilty of tanking and suspended / banned from football for 12 months

 

[Grockadoc]

Premiers: Hawthorn
Runners up: Collingwood
Wooden Spoon: Western Bulldogs
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: Franklin
Rising Star: O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): Voss

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14-8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack Riewoldt
Most improved player: Reece Conca
Best first year player: McDonough (Something different)
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Collingwood
2. Hawthorn
3. Sydney
4. West Coast
5. Adelaide
6. Fremantle
7. Richmond
8. Geelong
----------------------------
9. North Melbourne
10. Carlton
11. Fremantle
12. Essendon
13. St. Kilda
14. Brisbane
15. GWS
16. Port Adelaide
17. Gold Coast
18. Western Bulldogs


Big call for the season: Aaron Sandilands will place in the Brownlow if he keeps fit.

 

[Conca Truck]

Premiers: Hawthorn
Runners up: Sydney
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Trent Cotchin
Coleman: Jack Riewoldt
Rising Star: Jack Viney
First coach sacked(if any): None

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14/8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Trent Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack Riewoldt
Most improved player: Dustin Martin/ Reece Conca
Best first year player: Nick Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chris Knights

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Hawthorn
2. Collingwood
3. Sydney
4. West Coast
5. Fremantle
6. Adelaide
7. Richmond
8. Carlton
----------------------------
9. Geelong
10. Brisbane
11. Essendon
12. North Melbourne
13. St.Kilda
14. Melbourne
15. Gold Coast
16. Port Adelaide
17. Western Bulldogs
18. GWS

 

[Dustin Credible]

Premiers: Adelaide Crows
Runners up: Carlton
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Murphy
Coleman: Reiwoldt
Rising Star: O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): Voss

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14-8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Deledio
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack Riewoldt
Most improved player: Chris Newman (will be revitalised by the change in role)
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. West Coast
2. Adelaide
3. Carlton
4. Fremantle
5. Collingwood
6. Hawthorn
7. North Melbourne
8. Richmond
----------------------------
9. Geelong
10. Sydney
11. Brisbane
12. Essendon
13. St. Kilda
14. Melbourne
15. Gold Coast
16. Port Adelaide
17. Western Bulldogs
18. GWS


Big call for the season: ​

Alex Rance to be AA​

Sydney and Geelong to both miss the 8​

 

[3rdManUp]

Premiers: West Coast
Runners up: Collingwood
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: Pavlich
Rising Star: Toumpas
First coach sacked(if any): Hird

Richmonds w/l ratio: 13/9
Jack Dyer Medalist: Deledio
Michael Roach Medalist: Riewoldt
Most improved player: White
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: No
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. West Coast
2. Collingwood
3. Sydney
4. Carlton
5. Hawthorn
6. Fremantle
7. Richmond
8. Geelong
----------------------------

9. Adelaide
10. Brisbane
11. Saints
12. North
13. Essendon
14. Port
15. Dogs
16. Suns
17. Melbourne
18. GWS

Big call for the season: A player will come out of the closet and (unrelated) Vlad chokes on a chicken wing

 

[carn tigez]

Premiers: Collingwood
Runners up: West Coast
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Cotchin
Coleman: Franklin
Rising Star: O'Meara
First coach sacked(if any): McKenna

Richmonds w/l ratio: 15-7
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Riewoldt
Most improved player: Conca
Best first year player: Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Petterd

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. West Coast
2. Collingwood
3. Sydney
4. Hawthorn
5. Fremantle
6. Richmond
7. Adelaide
8. Carlton
----------------------------
9. North
10. Geelong
11. Brisbane
12. Essendon
13 St.Kilda
14. Port Adelaide
15. Gold Coast
16. Melbourne
17. Bulldogs
18. GWS


Big call for the season: Dylan Grimes to get through injury free (from when he plays)

 

[rado]

Premiers: West Coast
Runners up: Adelaide
Wooden Spoon: Western bulldogs
Brownlow: Scott Pendlebury
Coleman: Jack Riewoldt
Rising Star: Oliver Wines
First coach sacked(if any): None

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14-8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Brett Deledio
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack Riewoldt
Most improved player: Reece Conca
Best first year player: Nick Vlastuin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Troy Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. West Coast
2. Collingwood
3. Adelaide
4. Sydney
5. Hawthorn
6. Carlton
7. Richmond
8. Fremantle
----------------------------
9. North Melbourne
10. Geelong
11. Essendon
12. Brisbane
13. Port Adelaide
14. St Kilda
15. Melbourne
16. Gold Coast
17. GWS
18. Western Bulldogs


Big call for the season: Will beat Collingwood, Geelong, Western Bulldogs, Carlton and St Kilda who have all had the wood on us for the last 10 or so years. No longer will we be anyone's bitch

 

[Cutty]

Premiers: West Coast
Runners up: Hawthorn (For the Lulz)
Wooden Spoon: Essendon (pending the AFL growing some balls and sanctioning the club for their suspect practices)
Brownlow: Sam Mitchell
Coleman: Jacky Boy
Rising Star: Oliver Wines
First coach sacked(if any): Bomber Thompson

Richmonds w/l ratio: 13/9
Jack Dyer Medalist: Trent Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jacky Boy
Most improved player: Dea
Best first year player: VlaustIN
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. West Coast
2. Hawthorn
3. Collingwood
4. Sydney
5. Geelong
6. Carlton
7. Adelaide
8. Richmond
----------------------------
9. Fremantle
10. North Melbourne
11. Brisbane
12. St Kilda
13. Port
14. Bulldogs
15. Melbourne
16. GC
17. GWS
18. Essendon


Big call for the season: Homosexual Footballer enticed to "come out" the day before the Essendon performance enhancing drug investigation result is announced

 

[Tigerland]

Premiers: Sydney
Runners up: Collingwood
Wooden Spoon: GWS
Brownlow: Dangerfied
Coleman: Franklin
Rising Star: O'Meara (Suns)
First coach sacked(if any): None but on very thin ice = Guy McKenna

Richmonds w/l ratio: 14/8
Jack Dyer Medalist: Cotchin
Michael Roach Medalist: Jack
Most improved player: S. Edwards closely followed by Vickery
Best first year player: Vlaustin
Mature aged Recruit of the year: Chaplin

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Yes

Final ladder at the end of the H&A season
1. Collingwood
2. West Coast
3. Sydney
4. Hawthorn
5. Richmond
6. Adelaide
7. Fremantle
8. Carlton
----------------------------
9. Geelong
10. St. Kilda
11. Essendon
12. Nth Melbourne
13. Brisbane Lions
14. Port Adelaide
15. Melbourne
16. Western Bulldogs
17. Suns
18. GWS


Big call for the season:[/quote]

 

[Heisenberg_]

Home and Away season coming into the last month, thought should see how this is going.

 

[_RT_]

A number of us got fooled by West Coast and I'm horribly wrong on Port. Also got Voss wrong and was kind of right about Hird being put under pressure.

 

[DrMike]

So far:

First coach sacked(if any): Neeld
Michael Roach Medalist: (Will be Jack)

Will we
Break Round 1 drought: Yes
Win in Cairns: Yes
Play in Finals: Probably Yes