Preview Season 2020: A clear view of the Legacy **FILLING FAST**

[Biggie]

Well here we are. A new decade is upon us all. A new season is bearing down us quicker than posters gathering to make sure Dark Sharks is long remembered as Poster of the Year, something I am not sure any of us will lever come to terms with.

That begin said, we must continue our long standing tradition of having the very best GAMEDAY preview threads know to Bigfooty and the mainstream media.

So as the last decade before please apply in this thread. Applicants are restricted to one match for the home and away season. Finals matches we will have a second intake of preview writers during the bye week prior to finals



Good luck to you all and UP THE MIGHTY COASTERS!!!

 

[Biggie]

ROUND 1

Sunday, March 22
West Coast Eagles vs. Melbourne (OS) (T)

PREVIEW BY: Keys

ROUND 2

Sunday, March 29
St Kilda vs. West Coast Eagles (MRVL)

PREVIEW BY: TY24

ROUND 3

Saturday, April 4
West Coast Eagles vs. Geelong Cats (OS) (N)

PREVIEW BY: AsterixTheGaul

ROUND 4

Friday, April 10
Port Adelaide vs. West Coast Eagles (AO) (N)

PREVIEW BY: CM9000

ROUND 5

Friday, April 17
West Coast Eagles vs. Richmond (OS) (N)

PREVIEW BY: MKMatty

ROUND 6

Saturday, April 25
Hawthorn vs. West Coast Eagles (UTAS)

PREVIEW BY: ZergMinion

ROUND 7

Sunday, May 3
West Coast Eagles vs. Fremantle (OS) (T)

PREVIEW BY: WestCoast05

ROUND 8

Saturday, May 9
West Coast Eagles vs. Sydney Swans (OS) (T)

PREVIEW BY: Monocle

ROUND 9

Saturday, May 16
Gold Coast SUNS vs. West Coast Eagles (MS)

PREVIEW BY: bombard

ROUND 10

Sunday, May 24
West Coast Eagles vs. GWS GIANTS (OS) (T)

PREVIEW BY: Biggie

ROUND 11

Sunday, May 31
Collingwood vs. West Coast Eagles (MCG)

PREVIEW BY: Wedgetailed Westerner

ROUND 12

BYE ROUND

PREVIEW BY: Ochre

ROUND 13

Thursday, June 11
West Coast Eagles vs. Essendon (OS) (N)

PREVIEW BY: FatPizza

ROUND 14

Sunday, June 21
Richmond vs. West Coast Eagles (MCG)

PREVIEW BY: Obeanie1

ROUND 15

Saturday, June 27
West Coast Eagles vs. North Melbourne (OS) (N)

PREVIEW BY: Reminiscence

ROUND 16

Friday, July 3
Geelong Cats vs. West Coast Eagles (GMHBA) (N)

PREVIEW BY: BrotherDodge

ROUND 17

Sunday, July 12
West Coast Eagles vs. Adelaide Crows (OS) (T)

PREVIEW BY: OMGFridge

ROUND 18

Saturday, July 18
Fremantle vs. West Coast Eagles (OS) (N)

PREVIEW BY: HoneyBadger35

ROUND 19

Saturday, July 25
Carlton vs. West Coast Eagles (MCG)

PREVIEW BY: bUCKET__

ROUND 20

Saturday, August 1
West Coast Eagles vs. Port Adelaide (OS) (N)

PREVIEW BY: jesterwester

ROUND 21

Saturday, August 8
Brisbane Lions vs. West Coast Eagles (G)

ROUND 22

Friday, August 14
West Coast Eagles vs. Collingwood (OS) (N)

PREVIEW BY: Quinz

ROUND 23

DATE TBD
Western Bulldogs vs. West Coast Eagles (MRVL)

 

[HoneyBadger35]

I feel like I haven't taken proper aim at Freo in a while. Will gladly do the second derby.

Question for an aspiring songwriter - what rhymes with 25 years of joyous incompetence?

 

[Biggie]

25 years of joyous incompetence?

That team of purples play like someone with incontinence

 

[MKMatty]

Gimme round 5 please Biggie

 

[MKMatty]

I feel like I haven't taken proper aim at Freo in a while. Will gladly do the second derby.

Question for an aspiring songwriter - what rhymes with 25 years of joyous incompetence?

Peter Bell
Longmuir
The purples play like manure
Anchors
w***ers
Jessie Hogans ****ed

THE FREO BOARD IS ON FIRE

 

[FatPizza]

Round 13 against the Bombers please.

 

[Keys]

Round 1 for me thanks

 

[woosha24]

Peter Bell
Longmuir
The purples play like manure
Anchors
w***ers
Jessie Hogans f’ed

THE FREO BOARD IS ON FIRE

IT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN'
SINCE WE LET THESE TURDS IN

 

[CM9000]

Biggie I'll grab the Port game in round 4.

 

[bUCKET__]

I'll take the blues game, pls

 

[Wedgetailed Westerner]

Biggie ill take round 11 mate Collingwood game please

 

[Ochre]

Give me the bye

 

[squashface]

Give me the bye

bye

 

[AsterixTheGaul]

I want to make sure some of the scum from Corio Bay will appreciate input on The Kelly Cup so Cats in round 3 please

 

[Monocle]

I will take Round 8 V

 

[FatPizza]

Give me the bye

As long as your preview isn't just a cover of the N-Sync song...

 

[Monocle]

That team of purples play like someone with incontinence

 

[Ochre]

As long as your preview isn't just a cover of the N-Sync song...

No don't worry, I'll just post the original.

 

[Brolga]

I feel like I haven't taken proper aim at Freo in a while. Will gladly do the second derby.

Question for an aspiring songwriter - what rhymes with 25 years of joyous incompetence?

Trio?

 

[bombard]

Put me down for the SUNS in round 9. Remember, it's the SUNS and not the suns or Suns, because grammar doesn't ******* matter does it?

[This is a SAMPLE of the sort of BILE you can expect come my PREVIEW.]

 

[bombard]

I feel like I haven't taken proper aim at Freo in a while. Will gladly do the second derby.

Question for an aspiring songwriter - what rhymes with 25 years of joyous incompetence?

Not Melbourne? Actually, legitimately, devvo.

 

[AsterixTheGaul]

I feel like I haven't taken proper aim at Freo in a while. Will gladly do the second derby.

Question for an aspiring songwriter - what rhymes with 25 years of joyous incompetence?

I usually look for a bunch of end of line words first and keep that word short to improve the rhyming

Tricks pricks sticks dicks nicks wicks licks etc


You could go for “Living Next Door to Dockers” a la Smokey
25 years just waiting for a chance ......

Or a song about Bitter and Twisted

Or a take on Tom Jones “It’s not unusual to .....

Looking forward to it already

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Might throw up a few prayers to the man above that Jesse Hogan doesn’t do anything stupid between now and then to get cut from the list. Could do a whole album on the material he’s giving us.

 

[Reminiscence]

I would like Round 15 against NM.

It's too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off the roo