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Tonga Bob
International Man Of Misery
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2013
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- Van Cortlandt Park
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- Fremantle
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- SFFC, LFC, ADO, CI Warriors
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[Pictured - senior coach Justin Longmuir
PLAYERCARDSTART
Justin Longmuir
- Age
- 45
- Ht
- 196cm
- Wt
- 98kg
- Pos.
- F/R
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.4
- 3star
- K
- 6.9
- 3star
- HB
- 4.5
- 3star
- M
- 4.3
- 4star
- T
- 1.4
- 3star
- G
- 1.2
- 4star
No current season stats available
- D
- 7.0
- 2star
- K
- 3.6
- 2star
- HB
- 3.4
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 0.6
- 3star
- G
- 0.6
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Since 2017 many brave yet foolhardy souls have been the standard bearers for the Fremantle Football Club when it comes to irreverent yet informative previewing. Righteo was the initial architect of the concept, and since then many of us have saluted in the most creative of ways. From the poetic melt of Arcassius in 2017, to the * magpie noises * of 2018, the audio-visual Mayne course provided by Chef TheInjuryFactory in 2019, the frothy inspiration provided by Square Peg in 2021, the joint triumph of Gekko71 & Piggy Smalls in 2022 and BarbieITFC's squeaky bum effort in 2023, the poignant masterpiece from dockerfemme in 2024 and the tale of star-pick'd lovers from Purple Jesus in 2025, the Freo faithful have collectively given great effort in the pursuit of providing the board with knowledge, wit, creativity and half-arsed prophecy. So it only seems right to run the concept back up the flagpole to see who salutes in 2025.
If you think that you have what it takes to provide your fellow Freo fans with a preview for one of this season's games, or if you've done the needful in the past and thought to yourself "I'm ready to serve my community once again", then now's the time to put your hand up and claim a slice of the 2026 AFL season as your very own to preview.
The criteria for previewing remain the same:
- Reply to this thread to sign up for any match you'd like to preview in the upcoming season. First in, best dressed, so if you want a specific match try and get in early, and I will update the below fixture accordingly;
- There is no criteria to sign up apart from being a Freo board poster, you don't have to have been a poster for a long time or have made a lot of posts, but just make sure you're in a position to write one when it's your week. If you can't do it when the time comes, let me know and I'll probably sort out a suitable punishment and/or replacement;
- Have fun with the preview. Make it interesting, it doesn't have to be written under a certain guideline or include x,y,z- write it the way you want, use pictures, videos, whatever. A good dose of humour never hurts either;
- This is a competition, so previews judged the best by your peers (most liked, how else do you quantify "best" on the internet??) will join Arcassius TheInjuryFactory Square Peg Gekko71 Piggy Smalls BarbieITFC dockerfemme Purple Jesus and yours truly as official Fremantle Posters of the Year, and will receive a shiny badge that looks like this:
Round 1 vs Geelong @ away ubiquitous226 (thanks for stepping up at short notice!)
Round 2 vs Melbourne @ home freo84
Round 3 vs Richmond @ home cardamon
Round 4 vs Adelaide @ away dockerfemme
Round 5 vs Collingwood @ Gather Round 2big2strom
Round 6 vs WCE @ away King Huskii
Round 7 vs Carlton @ home 2big2strom
Round 8 vs Western Bulldogs @ away CakeEater
Round 9 vs Hawthorn @ home
Round 10 vs Essendon @ away Rockmelon
Round 11 vs St Kilda @ home Dump Truck
Round 12 vs Brisbane @ away
Round 13 vs North Melbourne @ away but really at home well Bunbury so close enough
Round 14 vs bye @ bye
Round 15 vs Geelong @ home
Round 16 vs Gold Coast @ home mattis117
Round 17 vs GWS @ away Mr Cheese
Round 18 vs Sydney @ home BeinPurplenGreen
Round 19 vs Port Adelaide @ away thistimeforsure
Round 20 vs WCE @ home Piggy Smalls
Round 21 vs Western Bulldogs @ home
Round 22 vs Melbourne @ away
Round 23 vs Adelaide @ home
Round 24 vs Carlton @ away RonnieRaven
Grand Final vs who cares @ MCG
Alright, I've typed enough. Now it's your turn. It's time for you to step to the plate and give back to the board in the form of a Game Preview and if you're adjuged by your peers to have created the best one then fame and fortune* is yours for the taking.
So what are you waiting for???
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