Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 1 - Fighting Furies v Gold City Royals @ Punt Road

[HaroLad]

PREVIEW
The Furies, whom don't really have any solid leaders will unveil their star signing, akkaps on Sunday, as will the Royals who arguably captured the star signing of the offseason in BigJoeD_ . Make sure you allow time for the Punt Road traffic Royals, your team bus, oh wait you won't need a bus cause you have like five posters.

MATCHUPS
footy_fumbler v Marlowe
Not for any particular reason, these two have been hanging round like a bad smell.
_Cayz_ v Blacky
Both are new captains, I think, so that should be pretty interesting.
Footypie32 v his own stupid feet
While his feet have got the best of him in recent match-ups, FP has replaced his laces with velcro and will be looking to get one back. My money is still on his hoofers, but stranger things have happened.

PREDICTION
As there is no point in forecasting what is essentially a random number simulator, I will use this as an extra paragraph when really I'm just copying and pasting this thing onto every match thread I post tonight.

It is the equivalent of discussing the outcome of a coin toss.

 

[Blacky]

Discuss

 

[akkaps]

Holy s**t. A Royal posted first in the thread for the first time in two years.

 

[Gentlemen]

Wew, time to get started

tgrs , joelsyt and Richmondayitis time to show you can handle the real stuff, don't worry, it's only the Gold City BigJoe's*


*low hanging fruit

 

[akkaps]

Wew, time to get started

tgrs , joelsyt and Richmondayitis time to show you can handle the real stuff, don't worry, it's only the Gold City BigJoe's*


*low hanging fruit

They're like the SFA version of Carlton 2012. Based completely around one person, who isn't that good anyway.

 

[Sterge]

No real leaders HaroLad? Thats not what you were saying when you spent over a week desperately trying to recruit me

 

[HaroLad]

No real leaders HaroLad? Thats not what you were saying when you spent over a week desperately trying to recruit me

You're a rookie.

 

[Blacky]

No real leaders HaroLad? Thats not what you were saying when you spent over a week desperately trying to recruit me

Obviously Haro thinks more of you than your own club then

 

[Sterge]

You're an award winning rookie.

 

[Sterge]

Obviously Haro thinks more of you than your own club then

Yeah sorry next time a family member dies I'll rush off to captain a fantasy footy team.

Good one you got me

 

[joelsyt]

Wew, time to get started

tgrs , joelsyt and Richmondayitis time to show you can handle the real stuff, don't worry, it's only the Gold City BigJoe's*


*low hanging fruit

I'm here, so how does this work, we bag the s**t out of each other and then kick ass on Sunday?

 

[Sterge]

I'm here, so how does this work, we bag the s**t out of each other and then kick ass on Sunday?

Pretty much, gifs are always encouraged. Dont expect much from the royals though

 

[Gentlemen]

I'm here, so how does this work, we bag the s**t out of each other and then kick ass on Sunday?

Just treat it like a Richmond gameday thread, only the Richmond players and coaches are the opposition team

 

[Sterge]

Just treat it like a Richmond gameday thread, only the Richmond players and coaches are the opposition team

Except the furies win and are awesome unlike richmond

 

[joelsyt]

Pretty much, gifs are always encouraged. Dont expect much from the royals though

Sadly still haven't figured out gifs, but give me time and I will.

Just treat it like a Richmond gameday thread, only the Richmond players and coaches are the opposition team

Awesome, I think I can do this. Essentially taking out all my Richmond aggro out on innocent bystanders.

 

[Blacky]

Yeah sorry next time a family member dies I'll rush off to captain a fantasy footy team.

Good one you got me

 

[tgrs]

my debut that will go down in history as even greater than colemans

 

[BigJoeD_]

So we're playing the Furrballs, eh?

Always nice when the fixture serves up a nice little loosener first up

 

[Nuffers]

We're back...

 

[Nuffers]

So we're playing the Furrballs, eh?

Always nice when the fixture serves up a nice little loosener first up

See what happens when you don't flush? Always flush, always.

 

[Blacky]

Sadly still haven't figured out gifs, but give me time and I will.

Awesome, I think I can do this. Essentially taking out all my Richmond aggro out on innocent bystanders.

Put the gif URL inbetween the following [im g] and then [/img]

No space between the M and G

 

[joelsyt]

Put the gif URL inbetween the following [im g] and then [/img]

No space between the M and G

Thanks Blacky, appreciate the instructions.

 

[tgrs]

Thanks Blacky, appreciate the voluntary forfeit.

 

[Blacky]

Better tag our rookies too

J Shuttlesworth
Thatsapaddlin
Dirty Bird

 

[Gentlemen]

Put the gif URL inbetween the following [im g] and then [/img]

No space between the M and G

This is far too nice in a gameday thread, surely this is a good cop/bad cop routine starter.