Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 1 - West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum

[Packedlunch]

Heading over on the 6th !

Can't wait to sit in the Transilvanian mountains and literally do nothing else but eat and drink myself to oblivion

You're going to eat yourself?

 

[Wosh]

Golly Golly Golly come out to plaaaaaayayyyyyyyyy
Show us your premiership ring, precious

 

[RedVest4]

flog

 

[David Schwarz]

You're going to eat yourself?

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Yeah that looks about normal

 

[RedVest4]

So... How do you GIF?

 

[David Schwarz]

So... How do you GIF?

Take your pants off, cover yourself in grease, and read the first chapter of "Animal Farm" by George Orwell out loud whilst playing twister

 

[Benwah83]

Take your pants off, cover yourself in grease, and read the first chapter of "Animal Farm" by George Orwell out loud whilst playing twister

Geez Ox, just flippantly giving away trade secrets like that

 

[David Schwarz]

Geez Ox, just flippantly giving away trade secrets like that

I'm a consultant!

 

[ClarkeM]

What the actual *

 

[Wosh]

What the actual ****

Our guys and gals just shaking out some cobwebs and team bonding before the sheets go up Clarkey, then we will smash you old school qooty style.

 

[Golumless]

Golly Golly Golly come out to plaaaaaayayyyyyyyyy
Show us your premiership ring, precious

I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

 

[Frankston Rover]

I love our Team Thread.

Where did the Match Thread go, though?

 

[Wosh]

ROUND 1 v West Coast Wonders @ The Colosseum
Official Team Sheet

B: Cooksen – Mr_Smooth – BoshtrichBurger
HB: Chappyuk – Frankston Rover - candiehappy
C: Reginald Perrin – Lord_Flashheart – Jazny
HF: toxic – RedVest4 - Kabanna
F: Raveneyes – Packedlunch - David Schwarz
R: Benwah83 - zackah – DapperJong

INT: Morganashlee - Freofalcon​

JUMPER - AWAY

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[RedVest4]

Vesty and Packedlunch the formidable twin towers up forward

 

[Wosh]

I'm sitting out with a fishing injury on my hand this week but I've appointed myself runner, so I'll be running out with flasks of scotch, beer, cider for any hipsters..we can afford these luxuries now that we have so much extra cash from the salary cap. Also no more drugs from Mexico, only top notch stuff made right at home on Coney in our new state of the art lab.

Lets get cracking and win this thing this season

 

[Freofalcon]

On the pine.

Better bring my haemorrhoid cushion.

 

[Wosh]

On the pine.

Better bring my haemorrhoid cushion.

I told you I'm keeping you close to me. The sim loves you anyway, you'll probably be straight on

 

[RedVest4]

Did anything come of my reporting in the practice game? I'm pretty strapped for cash on the minimum rookie wage. So if I've copped a fine would it be ok for the Warriors to cover it Wooshette ?

 

[Wosh]

Did anything come of my reporting in the practice game? I'm pretty strapped for cash on the minimum rookie wage. So if I've copped a fine would it be ok for the Warriors to cover it Wooshette ?

Practise game pft..you're free to run amok Vesty.

 

[Freofalcon]

I told you I'm keeping you close to me. The sim loves you anyway, you'll probably be straight on

Not until I've finished at least my third drink.

 

[Wosh]

Not until I've finished at least my third drink.

And 2 burritos

 

[Freofalcon]

And 2 burritos

I'd be ready for a kip after all that.

 

[Wosh]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

Mine is still being hammered and forged in the mines of Sweet and will be a thing of power and beauty.
Yours on the other hand looks like it came out of a Kinder Surprise. How did you guys win a flag last season anyway? It's like the sim couldn't be bothered anymore and just drew a name out of a hat.

 

[Wosh]

haydo169 get in here and look at our stunning team sheets man and try telling me you don't want to be part of that team..your life will change forever. I'll even slot you in next to Falc so you can cop a feel every now and then.

 

[Freofalcon]

haydo169 get in here and look at our stunning team sheets man and try telling me you don't want to be part of that team..your life will change forever. I'll even slot you in next to Falc so you can cop a feel every now and then.