Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison

[A Bit High]

Well in that case

Who wants to give me a spot?

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!

 

[Willo_]

Anyone want to ****? Grindr is down.

Oh I hate it when I have Grinder issues, those cutting discs arw expensive bloody things to change as well

 

[Willo_]

That's a bold strategy.

I can't help but feel I've opened myself up to a world I'm not ready to enter

 

[Itsmyshow]

Don't forget the ankle bracelet as well that will detonate on sight of you leave the designated team area.

Mind you the way we are going since you signed we may put you on a train back to Geelong soon....

Let's be honest with ourselves, that's pretty standard for the Roys though.

 

[Hoooops]

Oh I hate it when I have Grinder issues, those cutting discs arw expensive bloody things to change as well

...

 

[A Bit High]

Let's be honest with ourselves, that's pretty standard for the Roys though.

Hello IMS.

Nice ta see ya, ta see ya...Nice.

 

[Willo_]

Let's be honest with ourselves, that's pretty standard for the Roys though.

You must be confusing us with the Royals

Juggs is the only team member we need to treat as Hostile

 

[Itsmyshow]

You must be confusing us with the Royals

Juggs is the only team member we need to treat as Hostile

I was speaking of your impotent performances, I have first hand experience after carrying the side for years.

 

[A Bit High]

I was speaking of your impotent performances, I have first hand experience after carrying the side for years.

impotent, performance, first hand experience ...

Carry on with your life story.

 

[Willo_]

I was speaking of your impotent performances, I have first hand experience after carrying the side for years.

Then why did you go to the Bandits when you need to do the same?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Checking in. Hey Roys. Feel free to use the exercise yard.

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That's one giant condom.

 

[beez]

I deserve that sort of trash talk. I'm locked into a long term deal at the Roys though, iron clad too. Seriously they have bars on my windows at the retirement home

You sure you're not at Abdu?

30 seconds....that's enough for me to go around twice!

The balk, the spin, a bounce, the blind turn, another bounce, another balk, the snap on the left from 45. That's what you generally do in 30 seconds.

 

[KohPhi]

You sure you're not at Abdu?

The balk, the spin, a bounce, the blind turn, another bounce, another balk, the snap on the left from 45. That's what you generally do in 30 seconds.

Then I usually miss from in front

 

[Willo_]

Then I usually miss from in front

We've all been there

 

[Itsmyshow]

Then why did you go to the Bandits when you need to do the same?

Nah, no longer do I need to do so. I just sit back and pick off the easy kicks these days, it's wonderful.

 

[Willo_]

Nah, no longer do I need to do so. I just sit back and pick off the easy kicks these days, it's wonderful.

Sounds like living the dream

 

[saintkildaman]

Could you imagine if the Roys treated their veterans the same as North do? The club would fold.

 

[Willo_]

Could you imagine if the Roys treated their veterans the same as North do? The club would fold.

At the Roys we embrace old age and poor performance

Roys sign Brent Harvey

 

[saintkildaman]

At the Roys we embrace old age and poor performance

Roys sign Brent Harvey

Thank god, thought you'll about to sign our man for a second. You can have Brent Harvey, as after extensive talks Baghdad have signed AFL legend Michael Firrito.

 

[beez]

Thank god, thought you'll about to sign our man for a second. You can have Brent Harvey, as after extensive talks Baghdad have signed AFL legend Michael Firrito.

I could do with me a burrito.

At the Roys we embrace old age and poor performance

Roys sign Brent Harvey

* off. I'm being forced to delist someone and you get to sign Harvey. This is bullshit. I'm going to complain to the Admin.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I could do with me a burrito.

**** off. I'm being forced to delist someone and you get to sign Harvey. This is bullshit. I'm going to complain to the Admin.

Boomers just running the drinks. He's a bit young for us.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Sounds like living the dream

It really is

 

[saintkildaman]

Boomers just running the drinks. He's a bit young for us.

Gotta complete the apprenticeship before being thrown in the deep end I guess.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Gotta complete the apprenticeship before being thrown in the deep end I guess.

Pretty much, he needs to prove his worth on the qooty field, that AFL amateur stuff means nothing.

 

[saintkildaman]

Pretty much, he needs to prove his worth on the qooty field, that AFL amateur stuff means nothing.

The exception being Michael Firrito. He will transition his greatness cross codes no doubt.