Official Match Thread Season 23, Round 12 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Brunswick Junction Oval (MOTR)

[Azarole]

CMON Papa Juggs!!!!!!!!!

"Not enough time"

We are Roys. In slow motion, there is always enough time.

 

[nahnah]

If this comes off his shin I'll punch Papa Juggs pet cat

 

[spookism]

Oh, you are shitting me

 

[Quadzilla]

Agh FFS

 

[RU_]

You thought this was the result.

 

[Azarole]

You thought this was the result.

campaigner

 

[Mighty P]

If this comes off his shin I'll punch Papa Juggs pet cat

I DON'T CARE IF IT COMES OFF HIS DICKY ALL WE NEED IS A POINT

 

[Quadzilla]

Geez

 

[sportsmaniac89]

******* BULLSHIT ******* TURD MUNCHING OF AN ARSE REAMING!

 

[RU_]

4 : 24.22 {lFP} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Roys FFC : 16.16.112
Sin City Swamprats : 18.3.111
4 : 24.28 {FB} - NarrowMind looking for a lead.
4 : 24.32 - <<< Dicky Fitzwell is coming on to replace Chezzalenko Reborn >>>
4 : 24.4 {FB} - NarrowMind takes off.
4 : 24.43 {lBP} - NarrowMind screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.47 {lBP} - Mighty P will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 24.51 {lBP} - NarrowMind takes off.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I know the result and this is annoying.

 

[Azarole]

YES COME ON. Defend!!

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I'd like to announce that because of last night's last minute drama and now today, my life expectancy has decreased into the negatives.

Technically I should've been dead 2 years ago according to my life clock

 

[Mighty P]

I know the result and this is annoying.

STOP GIVING HIM GAMES PLEAASE

 

[Ant Bear]

Needs a perfect play.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

RU_ when you started posting this I watched the first quarter of Saints-Geelong, then went out for lunch, then got a hair cut, come back home and here you still are.

 

[RU_]

4 : 24.55 {rHBF} - He tries to find Far Kern with a chip pass.
4 : 24.57 {rHBF} - CALL ME SNAKE drops an absolute sitter.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Roys FFC : 16.16.112
Sin City Swamprats : 18.3.111
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[RU_]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs SCS SENIORS
ROY               4    5        7    11       11   14       16   16   112      
SCS               3    2        10   2        13   2        18   3    111      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  SCS         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Reardo      0  1  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  Sleezy       0  4  1  5  1  0  3  0  0   20
royboy2     0  5  2  1  1  0  0  0  0   27  ChristopH    0  4  4  9  2  0  1  0  0   47
Dicky Fitz  0  6  0  0  1  0  0  3  3   43  NarrowMind   0  10 1  6  0  0  0  0  0   45
3KZ is Foo  0  9  4  8  0  3  0  0  0   58  Far Kern     0  3  6  12 1  0  1  0  0   52
Mobbenfuhr  0  8  4  8  1  0  2  0  0   50  Cloud_       0  13 4  12 1  0  0  0  0   79
A Bit High  0  9  3  8  5  0  3  0  1   64  ShaunDugga   0  8  7  9  2  0  2  0  0   65
Klim        11 8  1  6  1  0  0  0  0   54  stew42       0  3  1  4  2  0  0  1  0   34
Mooch       0  15 6  20 3  1  5  2  0  113  Golumless    0  3  3  17 6  3  1  0  0   76
Azarole     0  16 10 8  4  0  0  0  2  112  sportsmani   0  21 3  9  2  2  3  0  0   91
Allikat     0  10 7  11 2  1  0  0  2   84  Grav         0  8  9  9  3  0  0  4  0  105
Barrels     0  3  2  7  0  0  0  1  0   35  MaxMinch     0  8  7  3  0  2  2  2  0   59
CALL ME SN  0  7  6  5  3  1  1  0  3   62  Gray Day     0  3  0  1  0  0  0  2  1   24
Mighty P    0  2  3  9  1  0  2  0  0   31  Millky95     0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  1    7
Fred        0  5  1  0  1  0  0  5  0   52  Butler       0  2  0  1  0  0  0  1  0   14
Papa Juggs  0  4  1  1  1  0  1  1  3   27  Power Raid   0  1  0  0  1  0  0  1  0   13
nahnah      3  11 1  4  1  0  0  4  0   75  Ant Bear     18 16 0  12 3  1  2  2  0  109
fitzroybow  0  10 0  9  11 5  0  0  1   98  Quadzilla    0  11 2  12 2  3  0  0  0   74
MannumPowe  0  10 1  7  2  2  0  0  1   58  Macca19      0  11 0  7  7  3  0  1  0   84
Roylion     0  2  0  2  1  0  0  0  0   14  spookism     0  10 3  7  2  0  0  2  1   74
Chezzalenk  0  5  2  5  0  2  1  0  0   30  Noobz0r      0  8  0  7  6  1  0  2  0   75

            ROY   SCS
Hitouts   : 14   18 
Kicks     : 146  148 
Marks     : 56   52 
Handballs : 121  142 
Tackles   : 39   41 
Frees For : 15   15 
Frees Ag. : 15   15 
Smothers  : 1    3 
Ironouts  : 13   15 
Inside50  : 22   14 
Goals     : 16   18 
Behinds   : 16   3

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.35 - Goal to nahnah (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
3.46 - Behind to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
6 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - ROY by 6 point(s).
8.07 - Behind to A Bit High (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
10.32 - Goal to Ant Bear (SCS) - ROY by 1 point(s).
11.44 - Goal to Grav (SCS) - SCS by 5 point(s).
13.08 - Behind to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - SCS by 4 point(s).
16.24 - Behind to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - SCS by 3 point(s).
16.53 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 3 point(s).
17.22 - Behind to CALL ME SNAKE (ROY) - ROY by 4 point(s).
19.11 - Goal to Papa Juggs (ROY) - ROY by 10 point(s).
19.58 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
21.1 - Behind to Gray Day (SCS) - ROY by 15 point(s).
24.01 - Goal to Grav (SCS) - ROY by 9 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.36 - Goal to nahnah (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
2.57 - Behind to CALL ME SNAKE (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
6.16 - Goal to Ant Bear (SCS) - ROY by 10 point(s).
7.08 - Behind to Allikat (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
8.2 - Goal to Noobz0r (SCS) - ROY by 5 point(s).
9.4 - Behind to Azarole (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
11.4 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
12.27 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 13 point(s).
12.56 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 14 point(s).
14.37 - Goal to Power Raid (SCS) - ROY by 8 point(s).
16.55 - Goal to MaxMinch (SCS) - ROY by 2 point(s).
17.57 - Goal to Gray Day (SCS) - SCS by 4 point(s).
21.58 - Goal to spookism (SCS) - SCS by 10 point(s).
23.25 - Goal to Gray Day (SCS) - SCS by 16 point(s).
23.43 - Behind to MannumPower (ROY) - SCS by 15 point(s).
24.12 - Goal to Fred (ROY) - SCS by 9 point(s).

Third Quarter :
2.03 - Goal to MaxMinch (SCS) - SCS by 15 point(s).
4.13 - Goal to spookism (SCS) - SCS by 21 point(s).
8.59 - Goal to Noobz0r (SCS) - SCS by 27 point(s).
12.37 - Behind to Allikat (ROY) - SCS by 26 point(s).
13.13 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - SCS by 20 point(s).
13.58 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - SCS by 14 point(s).
16.47 - Behind to Azarole (ROY) - SCS by 13 point(s).
21.04 - Behind to CALL ME SNAKE (ROY) - SCS by 12 point(s).
22.29 - Goal to Barrels (ROY) - SCS by 6 point(s).
24.08 - Goal to Fred (ROY) - scores level.

Final Quarter :
1.49 - Behind to Millky95 (SCS) - SCS by 1 point(s).
2.09 - Goal to Butler (SCS) - SCS by 7 point(s).
4.41 - Goal to Fred (ROY) - SCS by 1 point(s).
8.01 - Goal to nahnah (ROY) - ROY by 5 point(s).
8.3 - Goal to stew42 (SCS) - SCS by 1 point(s).
10.01 - Goal to Grav (SCS) - SCS by 7 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to Grav (SCS) - SCS by 13 point(s).
15.33 - Goal to nahnah (ROY) - SCS by 7 point(s).
18.07 - Goal to Fred (ROY) - SCS by 1 point(s).
19.38 - Goal to Macca19 (SCS) - SCS by 7 point(s).
21.46 - Rushed behind to ROY - SCS by 6 point(s).
23.21 - Goal to Fred (ROY) - scores level.
24.27 - Behind to Papa Juggs (ROY) - ROY by 1 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
Barrels              0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
Roylion              0 (On) 86.36 (Off) Total : 86%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbenfuhrer         0 (On) Total : 100%
MannumPower          0 (On) Total : 100%
Mighty P             0 (On) 42.17 (Off) 73.37 (On) Total : 69%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
Azarole              0 (On) Total : 100%
Allikat              0 (On) Total : 100%
nahnah               0 (On) 33 (Off) 68.03 (On) Total : 65%
CALL ME SNAKE        0 (On) Total : 100%
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) 73.37 (Off) 99.32 (On) Total : 74%
Fred                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Papa Juggs           0 (On) Total : 100%
Klim                 0 (On) 68.03 (Off) 69.13 (On) Total : 98%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
A Bit High           0 (On) Total : 100%
Chezzalenko Reborn   0 (Off) 33 (On) 33.3 (Off) 42.17 (On) 69.13 (Off) 86.36 (On) 99.32 (Off) Total : 39%
Reardo               0 (Off) 33.3 (On) Total : 66%

SCS
stew42               0 (On) 18.38 (Off) 69.03 (On) Total : 49%
ChristopH            0 (On) Total : 100%
NarrowMind           0 (On) Total : 100%
Far Kern             0 (On) Total : 100%
Cloud_               0 (On) Total : 100%
ShaunDuggan          0 (On) Total : 100%
spookism             0 (On) 69.03 (Off) Total : 69%
Quadzilla            0 (On) 40.57 (Off) 60.01 (On) Total : 80%
sportsmaniac89       0 (On) Total : 100%
Grav                 0 (On) Total : 100%
MaxMinch             0 (On) Total : 100%
Sleezy               0 (On) 65.06 (Off) 77.22 (On) Total : 87%
Millky95             0 (On) 12.07 (Off) 23 (On) Total : 89%
Gray Day             0 (On) 61.56 (Off) 65.06 (On) Total : 96%
Power Raid           0 (On) Total : 100%
Ant Bear             0 (On) Total : 100%
Noobz0r              0 (On) 60.01 (Off) 61.56 (On) 77.22 (Off) Total : 75%
Golumless            0 (On) 39.21 (Off) 40.57 (On) Total : 98%
Butler               0 (Off) 18.38 (On) Total : 80%
Macca19              0 (Off) 12.07 (On) 23 (Off) 39.21 (On) Total : 71%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• While worlds weren't set on fire, 3KZ is Football gave Gray Day a lesson. - 25m from 68 to 93.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, 3KZ is Football massacred Sleezy. - 58m from 6 to 64.
• In an enthralling contest, Golumless had the better of A Bit High. - 26m from 0 to 26.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Grav gave A Bit High a lesson. - 66m from 28 to 94.
• In an epic battle, ShaunDuggan and Allikat were well-matched - there was no victor. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Ant Bear massacred Klim. - 75m from 0 to 75.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, nahnah did a demolition job on Ant Bear. - 30m from 70 to 100.
• While not all all one-way, Azarole was slightly more polished than spookism. - 67m from 0 to 67.
• While not all all one-way, Azarole did very well against stew42. - 27m from 70 to 97.
• In quite a tussle, Cloud_ did very well against Barrels. - 71m from 28 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Power Raid beat Barrels today - but not by much. - 1m from 21 to 22.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Papa Juggs had the better of Butler. - 18m from 19 to 37.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Butler did very well against royboy2. - 7m from 77 to 84.
• Toe to toe throughout, Far Kern either broke even with CALL ME SNAKE or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Chezzalenko Reborn either broke even with sportsmaniac89 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 23m from 44 to 67.
• While not all all one-way, ChristopH had the better of Fred. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, nahnah and Cloud_ were evenly matched. - 25m from 0 to 25.
• In a bit of an exhibition, Dicky Fitzwell massacred NarrowMind. - 67m from 4 to 71.
• In a bit of an exhibition, Golumless was slightly more polished than MannumPower. - 7m from 31 to 38.
• In an enthralling contest, Mooch had the better of Golumless. - 54m from 43 to 97.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Grav had MannumPower's measure. - 21m from 3 to 24.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, royboy2 did well against Gray Day. - 28m from 20 to 48.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, sportsmaniac89 won the bout with Klim. - 26m from 72 to 98.
• In a resume-material performance, Macca19 won the bout with MannumPower. - 58m from 39 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Roylion came out tops over the brave Macca19. - 0m from 21 to 21.
• Toe to toe throughout, Mobbenfuhrer did well against MaxMinch. - 84m from 10 to 94.
• In what was a very slow day for both, NarrowMind had Mighty P's measure. - 27m from 73 to 100.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between Mighty P and sportsmaniac89 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 39m from 0 to 39.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Millky95 either broke even with Roylion or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 70m from 6 to 76.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that Mooch had the better game against Quadzilla - although there was very little in it. - 36m from 0 to 36.
• In an epic battle, Noobz0r beat fitzroybowiedog today - but not by much. - 59m from 0 to 59.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Noobz0r had the better of Papa Juggs. - 5m from 62 to 67.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Sleezy did very well against Papa Juggs. - 21m from 78 to 99.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Papa Juggs did well against stew42. - 9m from 7 to 16.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Reardo was slightly more polished than Power Raid. - 37m from 39 to 76.
• While not all all one-way, fitzroybowiedog had the better of Quadzilla. - 38m from 60 to 98.

 

[Ant Bear]

I know the result and this is annoying.

Does it resonate with the Norf/Freo game?

 

[Mighty P]

THANK SWEET BABY BUDDHA

 

[Azarole]

YES GET IN ROYS

 

[spookism]

Ugh

 

[McEvoy]

FFS

Well played fellas.

 

[Allikat]

Good thing I forgot this game was on and only saw the end result. YESSSSS ROYS!!!
Never in doubt

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Good game Roys, best of luck for the rest of the season. Got the wood over us for the moment.

Apologies for being absent most of the week.