Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers v Gold City Royals at Abdu Prison [MOTR]

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Blacky

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Really?

I honestly feel bad for you, I really do.

It was always such a risky move brining in Hoooops, he's not been that bad in all honesty, it's just you need to get him to stop starting shit media threads.
Hoooops is a royal legend

Your strategy of replacing consistent posters with raffle tickets has been a disaster.

I'll let you serve a captain apprenticeship under me
 

HaroLad

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I go away for a couple hours, I come back and posts have been deleted and my own teammates are fighting amongst themselves.

wot
Really can't be ****** reading through this, can anyone give me a rundown?

As dramatised as possible please.
 

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Blacky

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Hoooops has been studying our list rejuvenation, I'm sure he'd be happy to explain that literally every player I delisted posted on less than ten occasions throughout the season.
Exactly, they were consistent, idiot

Your teachers have a lot to answer for
 

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I'm going to give it a shot.

-Hoooops and TC16 argued for about an hour, even copy and pasting each others insults back to each other. I thought it was light hearted, seemingly not.
-Hoooops said something rude that TC16 did not appreciate. TC16 asked him to back up his claims.
-Hoooops seemingly went afk for 15 minutes after saying he was putting TC16 on ignore.
-GDJ23 wrote a post saying if you can't take it, maybe the SFA and the internet in general isn't for you, directed at Hoooops.
-TC16 wasn't happy, said he may quit the league (please don't)
-Posts got deleted. GJD23 displeased that his posts per game average is impacted.
-GJD23 calls everyone fairies, announces retirement effective tomorrow.
-burningdwarf sits back and enjoys carnage, not quite sure what is happening.
 

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**** me. How is it that SFA always ends up being so bloody serious ??
FFS people need to take it how it is, keep it fun, make outlandish comments, shoot from the hip but always remember it is a SIM game !
You can not bring personal differences or AFL team love hate issues here or it does not work.
4 weeks in and we see the wanker behavior that made the game such a bore when i was last a regular poster.
Come on guys just keep the banter as it should be and try to laugh at ones self if it is getting too serious.....
 

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It's quite simple really. Old mate Hoooopy and The Coach were bantering and Hooopy was being schooled, taught a bantering lesson by someone older, smarter and to be honest, old mate Hoooopy couldn't handle it and made some accusations about something that Coach apparently said which "crossed the line".
Coach was taken aback as he staunchly defended Hoooops when a line was crossed earlier in the thread.
Coach rightly asked for proof at which Hoooopy didn't reply and promptly placed on ignore.
Now until this proof of Coach crossing the line emerges, Hooops will be forever have the meltiest meltdown the SFA has seen in recent times.
 

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When looking at the stats for both sides, this match provides some interesting contrasts:

Goal kickers: The Royals are lead by our captain, Blacky who is in fine form, topping the league goal kicking tally with 18 majors. However, the next 2 leading goal kickers ( ShanDog and The King! ) only have 5 each.
On the other side, the Bomber's top goal kicker is the ever reliable Itsmyshow with 9 for the season. He has solid support from ant555 and HaroLad who have 6 each. There are also 3 other Bombers with 5 goals for the season.

Disposals: The Royals are lead by the two ball-hogs Thatsapaddlin and Footypie32 who are averaging 28.7 and 26.7 disposals respectively. The next best is rookie GreyCrow on 19.7.
The Bomber's top possession getter is rookie sensation Tony Lynn 15, averaging 24 disposals for the season. He is receiving handy back up from his captain with 21.3 and TheCoach16 and arrowman who are gathering 20 and 19.3 respectively.

Tackles: The Royals have the best tackle(r) in the league with Thatsapaddlin, avergaing an impressive 8.7 bonecrushing assaults per game. He is well supported by Nakia (5.3) and BigJoeD_ (4.0).
The Bombers however, only have one player inside the top 40; HaroLad, with 5.7 per game.

Dream Team: Once again the Royals are lead by league superstar Thatsapaddlin, averaging a league topping 111.3 DT points per game. The also have the league's sexiest player, Footypie32, averaging 92.3 beddings per game. The next sexiest is Nakia, averaging 80.7 DT points per game.
For the Bomber's, HaroLad is their dreamiest player, averaging 92.3 DT points per game. Followed by Tony Lynn 15 on 87.7.

beez is 3rd with a career best 67.7 DT points per game.
 

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It's quite simple really. Old mate Hoooopy and The Coach were bantering and Hooopy was being schooled, taught a bantering lesson by someone older, smarter and to be honest, old mate Hoooopy couldn't handle it and made some accusations about something that Coach apparently said which "crossed the line".
Coach was taken aback as he staunchly defended Hoooops when a line was crossed earlier in the thread.
Coach rightly asked for proof at which Hoooopy didn't reply and promptly placed on ignore.
Now until this proof of Coach crossing the line emerges, Hooops will be forever have the meltiest meltdown the SFA has seen in recent times.
Pretty sure only one of them threatened to quit the league and it wasn't Hoooops
 

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I'm going to give it a shot.

-Hoooops and TC16 argued for about an hour, even copy and pasting each others insults back to each other. I thought it was light hearted, seemingly not.
-Hoooops said something rude that TC16 did not appreciate. TC16 asked him to back up his claims.
-Hoooops seemingly went afk for 15 minutes after saying he was putting TC16 on ignore.
-GDJ23 wrote a post saying if you can't take it, maybe the SFA and the internet in general isn't for you, directed at Hoooops.
-TC16 wasn't happy, said he may quit the league (please don't)
-Posts got deleted. GJD23 displeased that his posts per game average is impacted.
-GJD23 calls everyone fairies, announces retirement effective tomorrow.
-burningdwarf sits back and enjoys carnage, not quite sure what is happening.
HaroLad, Roo Beauty.
 
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