Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers v Gold City Royals at Abdu Prison [MOTR]

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When looking at the stats for both sides, this match provides some interesting contrasts:

Goal kickers: The Royals are lead by our captain, Blacky who is in fine form, topping the league goal kicking tally with 18 majors. However, the next 2 leading goal kickers ( ShanDog and The King! ) only have 5 each.
On the other side, the Bomber's top goal kicker is the ever reliable Itsmyshow with 9 for the season. He has solid support from ant555 and HaroLad who have 6 each. There are also 3 other Bombers with 5 goals for the season.

Disposals: The Royals are lead by the two ball-hogs Thatsapaddlin and Footypie32 who are averaging 28.7 and 26.7 disposals respectively. The next best is rookie GreyCrow on 19.7.
The Bomber's top possession getter is rookie sensation Tony Lynn 15, averaging 24 disposals for the season. He is receiving handy back up from his captain with 21.3 and TheCoach16 and arrowman who are gathering 20 and 19.3 respectively.

Tackles: The Royals have the best tackle(r) in the league with Thatsapaddlin, avergaing an impressive 8.7 bonecrushing assaults per game. He is well supported by Nakia (5.3) and BigJoeD_ (4.0).
The Bombers however, only have one player inside the top 40; HaroLad, with 5.7 per game.

Dream Team: Once again the Royals are lead by league superstar Thatsapaddlin, averaging a league topping 111.3 DT points per game. The also have the league's sexiest player, Footypie32, averaging 92.3 beddings per game. The next sexiest is Nakia, averaging 80.7 DT points per game.
For the Bomber's, HaroLad is their dreamiest player, averaging 92.3 DT points per game. Followed by Tony Lynn 15 on 87.7.

beez is 3rd with a career best 67.7 DT points per game.
Thanks for the kind words you sexy thing you, I look forward to moving to the bench and staying there 26 seconds in
 

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It's quite simple really. Old mate Hoooopy and The Coach were bantering and Hooopy was being schooled, taught a bantering lesson by someone older, smarter and to be honest, old mate Hoooopy couldn't handle it and made some accusations about something that Coach apparently said which "crossed the line".
Coach was taken aback as he staunchly defended Hoooops when a line was crossed earlier in the thread.
Coach rightly asked for proof at which Hoooopy didn't reply and promptly placed on ignore.
Now until this proof of Coach crossing the line emerges, Hooops will be forever have the meltiest meltdown the SFA has seen in recent times
It's ok the last sentence KohPhi

Hoooops has hardly threatened to quit the league.

Explain to me the point of your post though
 

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Not to mention being a 2 time B&F winner and a triple premiership player and one of a few stars of the comp to stay loyal to one side :D
Not quite true. You've played for the Bombers and the Bandits. ;)

And the last time you won a premiership, your captain's father was screaming and clutching a broken condom.
 

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It's ok the last sentence KohPhi

Hoooops has hardly threatened to quit the league.

Explain to me the point of your post though
The point was explaining to Roo Beauty what happened. I should have tagged him, my bad.
Hoooops melt is in regards to resorting to accusations against Coach, then placing him on ignore. Accusations that are currently unsubstantiated. Now if he presents proof of his claims, then I will be the first to apologise.
But until this (if it) happens, then he has proven himself to be a melty flog who revels in "giving it" but totally emotionally inadequate in copping it back.
 
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