Official Match Thread Season 23 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers v Gold City Royals at Abdu Prison [MOTR]

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I vaguely remember a bombers thread last week where we had a discussion about match thread appropriate banter. Obviously something has happened again.

Are the Bombers even considering the impact they could have on small children across the country?

I feel a scandal coming on.
Why are you discriminating against fat children?
 

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When looking at the stats for both sides, this match provides some interesting contrasts:

Goal kickers: The Royals are lead by our captain, Blacky who is in fine form, topping the league goal kicking tally with 18 majors. However, the next 2 leading goal kickers ( ShanDog and The King! ) only have 5 each.
On the other side, the Bomber's top goal kicker is the ever reliable Itsmyshow with 9 for the season. He has solid support from ant555 and HaroLad who have 6 each. There are also 3 other Bombers with 5 goals for the season.

Disposals: The Royals are lead by the two ball-hogs Thatsapaddlin and Footypie32 who are averaging 28.7 and 26.7 disposals respectively. The next best is rookie GreyCrow on 19.7.
The Bomber's top possession getter is rookie sensation Tony Lynn 15, averaging 24 disposals for the season. He is receiving handy back up from his captain with 21.3 and TheCoach16 and arrowman who are gathering 20 and 19.3 respectively.

Tackles: The Royals have the best tackle(r) in the league with Thatsapaddlin, avergaing an impressive 8.7 bonecrushing assaults per game. He is well supported by Nakia (5.3) and BigJoeD_ (4.0).
The Bombers however, only have one player inside the top 40; HaroLad, with 5.7 per game.

Dream Team: Once again the Royals are lead by league superstar Thatsapaddlin, averaging a league topping 111.3 DT points per game. The also have the league's sexiest player, Footypie32, averaging 92.3 beddings per game. The next sexiest is Nakia, averaging 80.7 DT points per game.
For the Bomber's, HaroLad is their dreamiest player, averaging 92.3 DT points per game. Followed by Tony Lynn 15 on 87.7.

beez is 3rd with a career best 67.7 DT points per game.
Stop being so awesome. You make your teammates look like this campaigner...

 

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Stop being so awesome. You make your teammates look like this campaigner...

Ha! I saw that too. The commentators were slamming him for cheating and preparing a minefield. Sees his own face on the big screen - INSTANT SUPERSTAR!

Guess who'll be getting a DCM...
 

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What the **** have you lot been up to???

I see a meeeedya fred with a bed time story about "Ciiircles" and think to myself, I'll just wander over to the Bombers v Royals match fred and see whats going on. HOLY ****!! My popcorn shares have gone thru the roof, think it might be a good time to sell.

That was ummm, interesting. Enjoy the game tomorrow won't you.....
 

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Why are all these ****heads coming in here wanting to be cool by posting some random "aww sheeet" bollocks? How is this different to any other bullshit match thread?
One of your rookies got in hot water for posting a blatantly homophobic comment and then later another one registered the biggest meltdown of the season so far.

It's all happening here. :thumbsu:
 

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Why are all these ****heads coming in here wanting to be cool by posting some random "aww sheeet" bollocks? How is this different to any other bullshit match thread? I mean, are Hoooops' tears some magic elixir or something?
I guess I shouldn't have put up that "Free Popcorn" sign outside the prison...
 

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Why are all these ****heads coming in here wanting to be cool by posting some random "aww sheeet" bollocks? How is this different to any other bullshit match thread? I mean, are Hoooops' tears some magic elixir or something?
Aww sheeet bollocks...

Am I cool now?
 

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One of your rookies got in hot water for posting a blatantly homophobic comment and then later another one registered the biggest meltdown of the season so far.

It's all happening here. :thumbsu:
The disingenuity in your posting really limits your capacity for success. I hope you continue to suck as a qootyer, there's a level of schadenfreude about that not evident with the best contributors among us.
 

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The disingenuity in your posting really limits your capacity for success. I hope you continue to suck as a qootyer, there's a level of schadenfreude about that not evident with the best contributors among us.
Ouch, that really stung.

I'm reporting your post and leaving the league forever.
 
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The disingenuity in your posting really limits your capacity for success. I hope you continue to suck as a qootyer, there's a level of schadenfreude about that not evident with the best contributors among us.
This would probably be a reasonable comment, if it were not for your refusal to scour your own backyard and subsequently admonish posters that quite clearly 'suck as qootyers'.

High activity is great, but sometimes it comes at a cost, doesn't it?
 

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This would probably be a reasonable comment, if it were not for your refusal to scour your own backyard and subsequently admonish posters that quite clearly 'suck as qootyers'.

High activity is great, but sometimes it comes at a cost, doesn't it?
We're 3-0 with rookies absolutely killing it on the field. I think that speaks for itself. It's a shame our awesomeness and cohesiveness has meant many of your peers have been left parroting the usual shtick

Speaking of speaking for itself, my limited speaking surely speaks for the speaking of my teammates whose speaking does not need be spoken for. Comprehende?
 
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