Official Match Thread Season 24, Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The House of Gumby

[Halorad]

What a junk team, just forfeit already.

Your username literally translates to poos and wees. You sure your not a closet hawks supporter?

 

[AngryRanga]

Wait team sheet insults are out of fashion?

Because that and calling people tic-tac dick is like 3/4 of my material

Without flattering you to any great extent, you are a once in a generation poster that can single-handedly bring any insult back to relevancy.

 

[Halorad]

Without flattering you to any great extent, you are a once in a generation poster that can single-handedly bring any insult back to relevancy.

Well I was going to call you a tic tac dick, but after that compliment I'd say you've earned yourself a reprieve.

May your genitalia be equal to or greater than average.

 

[Halorad]

Also I learnt tonight that vanilla translates directly to the word vagina, so it's not surprising that both can be used to accurately describe the Las Vegas bears.

 

[Golumless]

You'd think a man who touched the prune 8 times last week would worry about himself first but here we are ¯\_(シ)_/¯

You don't keep a champ down for long my friend.

Some say that teamsheet insults are passe. Others say that not centering the text in the teamsheet is a sign that Satan lives inside your dark, black heart.

You decide.

You don't get to captain two clubs without the devil having a mortgage on your soul.

Unfortunately, I owe him my first 5 born...

 

[Matera92]

Also I learnt tonight that vanilla translates directly to the word vagina, so it's not surprising that both can be used to accurately describe the Las Vegas bears.

A Vanilla Vagina?

I'd take it.

 

[Broken]

Also I learnt tonight that vanilla translates directly to the word vagina, so it's not surprising that both can be used to accurately describe the Las Vegas bears.

Ladies and gentlemen. May I present the other 1/4 of Dennis ClarkeMs material.

 

[Damp Squarie]

**** these Bear campaigners, let's bash them!

Great photo.
You do look 'twisted' though.

 

[Damp Squarie]

?...so there is only one way to go : more makeup, hairspray and leather, so... Twisted Sister!!!!

You been in my locker??
Please don't mention the photos of Gero on the inside of my door.

 

[Damp Squarie]

What a pack of losers!

Go fornicate your hat.

 

[Damp Squarie]

A ruck/midfield line of Doctor Gero, RU_ and Avatarp is just depressing viewing. Seek help bears.

That line will be all over you like a cheap suit....so feel free to fire a few more shots our way while you still can....bearly

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Eweusally gumboots go hand in hand with a fan belt...so that ewe can stop 'em from getting away.
Ain't that right Tryer? I mean Fryer Tuck

Oh good, that Tryer chestnut again. Do note that anyone that has ever said that to me in a game, usually regrets it as that leads to victory.

That's probably why I didn't win any games at the Dees in the late season... no one used that term.

Maybe this is the kick I need!

 

[Fryer Tuck]

So you're my direct opponent this time around are you Doctor Gero ? I'm-a wreck you like we did at the lane, Bobby Huth style, to take the title!

 

[Broken]

You been in my locker??
Please don't mention the photos of Gero on the inside of my door.

As much as I can't cleanse my eyes enough, it's a deal.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Your username literally translates to poos and wees. You sure your not a closet hawks supporter?

Wrong direction, mate.

 

[Quivorir]

Do you wanna fite campaigner?

Yes.

 

[Halorad]

Wrong direction, mate.

When I start swinging elbows not even my teammates are safe

 

[GWBogan]

Yes.

I'm bringing backup.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

When I start swinging elbows not even my teammates are safe

We'll need to bring back the biff for this game. Show them that the Gumbies mean business!

 

[Golumless]

Lucky! Sometimes things just go in your favour, though sometimes it helps to read the fiune print (I remember being offered a Personal Union... where I was the junior partner. Funny thing is that it looks exactly like the usual event, but with that subtle touch.

Iceland could be fun, should definately give that a shot should you decide to return.

Currently working on other projects, but my previous game was with a mod that I simply can't play without (Beyond Typhus, makes the world look more realistic, so Brazil and West Africa are not super close to each other. This also allows me to play the proper top of North America. It also adds a crapton of provinces.)

In this game, I was doing a Custom Nation run by playing as Luxor (It has a different name in the unmodified game). The first objective was to try reclaim Upper Egypt (or Southern Egypt), before conquearing the rest of Egypt, putting me in a place to make modern Egypt. I wanted to try make most of the modern day African nations, like getting Libya (Tripoli), Tunisia, Algeria (Algiers) and Morocco.

For me, I'm the guy that's done the Three Mountains (Ryukyu World Conquest), and I much rather RP out situations and try to make them somewhat realistic or historic (I've tried putting mirconations like Singapore (I know that's Bintan, but I like to think of it as Singapore), having a Macau led China, having a Faroe Scandinavia, and of course, who can forget my 50 State battle? (Faithfully replicated thanks to my mod).)

I have a few things I want to try, but I've been rather busy. Hopefully I'll get more provinces to play with by the time I get that time to play, because it is quite time consuming!

I've played enough games to be paranoid about fine print

Yeah, Iceland looks it. Seems like a colonization heavy game, with maybe some possibility of advancement into Europe through GB/Scandinavia. Could end up making a North Atlantic powerhouse.

That mod looks very nice, nice to the point I'm half willing to abandon my current playthrough to use it.

Ryuku is also in the list of things I want to do.

 

[Halorad]

Hmm I played a shitload of EU3 and also got EU4 but my favourite paradox game is easily crusader kings 2.

Particularly with the game of thrones mod.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You been in my locker??
Please don't mention the photos of Gero on the inside of my door.

You promised to keep that a secret

 

[OFFtheBALL]

View attachment 404925
Las Vegas Bears Official Team Sheet Round 3

B: avishka5 - FKASC - Jack Bradley
HB: KO_KO - Magruder - Striker475
C: JoshWoodenSpoon - AngryRanga - Matera92
HF: OFFtheBALL - Noidenous - RookiePick
F: tim_saints - Broken - reggie
R: Doctor Gero - RU_ - Avatarp

INT: kane249 - hilly

Changes

Jay Z FP -> OUT
Avatarp OUT -> R
tim_saints R -> FP
​

goal goal goal goal win

 

[OFFtheBALL]

A Vanilla Vagina?

I'd take it.

vanilla would reign supreme on the tuna mornay i get dished up.

 

[sjohns12]

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET:

B: sjohns12 - jd2010 - peterss
HB: Bucketss - manboob - GWBogan
C: Noobz0r - StFly - Dennis ClarkeM
HF: 2121 - NSWCROW - 06Premiers
F: The City Boyz - Quivorir - Uncle_Leo
R: Fryer Tuck - Golumless - SM

INT: Jeremias - winty

CHANGES
N/A

Expect a change next week if we lose.

"I endorse this team sheet and/or product"