Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 16: Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Elton Johns Wig]

Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome​

Question. Do you know the above Qox sports commentator is? Neither do 99.9% of the league or it's followers. That's how important this game is. It's Adam Papalia. Qox have given Eddie, Sandy, Huddo, everyone, they've given them all the week off, because no one cares about this game.

Never mind, he is actually a good caller, so you got that going for you. He might help keep some of the audience (lets face it, some of the players) awake.



In this last game of the regular season for these clubs, the equation is this. The Furies could, in an absolute miracle, mathematically, finish Top 4 (lolololol) HAHAHA, no chance!! They would have to beat the Hawks by a squillion, and then hope the Bombers lose. It ain't happening.

For the Hawks, they'd just want a solid hitout and to find some form before finals, they've been patchy at best lately. And they'd lock up top 4 if they win, but they play finals either way.

Players to Watch

Furies
Helen Wheels - not absolutely out of the FRED race, but needs a bag. Watch BRAB if she does
_Cayz_ - having a super year. A big week would see a rise into the top 5 of both sets of rankings

Hawks
BRAB - if he has stopped melting, he might kick a few snags. And being one behind in the race for FRED, lets hope he delivers
por_please_ya - having a fine season



My tip - Neither side actually gives a s**t this week, and neither do I. They'll phone it in, much like me with this OP......DRAW






Captains please remember to post the Official Team Sheets by 11.59pm Melbourne time on Thursday

 

[BRAB]

I really want a FRED

We go way back.

Please give me my FRED FURIES

 

[por_please_ya]

I really want a FRED

We go way back.

Please give me my FRED FURIES

YearOfTheRoos just tap it to me and I'll kick it to BRAB, mmmkay? Done.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

YearOfTheRoos just tap it to me and I'll kick it to BRAB, mmmkay? Done.

Done I need 20+ hitouts to have the highest league average

 

[TJASTA]

oh hi gang
i am sunny tittybong this week, something about how the hawks are s**t

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Don't * up NaturalDisaster

Put Sterge v1 back in and _Cayz_ in the guts

Failure to do so could see you joining Mark Neeld down at gumbytown

 

[Tigerturbulance]

oh hi gang
i am sunny tittybong this week, something about how the hawks are s**t

Upper tittybong or lower tittybong?

 

[TJASTA]

Upper tittybong or lower tittybong?

there is no upper or lower tittybong.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Don't **** up NaturalDisaster

Put Sterge v1 back in and _Cayz_ in the guts

Failure to do so could see you joining Mark Neeld down at gumbytown

have you ever thought about trying the nice approach with NaturalDisaster and seeing if maybe an open hand works better than a fist

 

[Ned_Flanders]

have you ever thought about trying the nice approach with NaturalDisaster and seeing if maybe an open hand works better than a fist

.....

FFS.....

 

[Helen Wheels]

Furies
Helen Wheels - not absolutely out of the FRED race, but needs a bag. Watch BRAB if she does

Looks like the FRED is in the bag, then.

 

[TJASTA]

.....

FFS.....

He's new, he is learning.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

He's new, he is learning.

It's the only reason I haven't whacked him

That and he doesn't steal my goon like you other bastards

 

[por_please_ya]

Hell hath no fury like... well, the Furies.

 

[fumbler]

I like brab.

 

[TJASTA]

I like brab.

haha jokes

 

[Tigerturbulance]

there is no upper or lower tittybong.

Yes there is

 

[Tigerturbulance]

He's new, he is learning.

Thank you team mate for your understanding and support

 

[_Cayz_]

Don't **** up NaturalDisaster

Put Sterge v1 back in and _Cayz_ in the guts

Failure to do so could see you joining Mark Neeld down at gumbytown

NaturalDisaster killed my qooty career.

Although I just found out I am apparently having an amazing season according to the OP.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

[QUOTE="rfctiger74, Don't **** up
Put Sterge v1 back in and _Cayz_in the guts

Failure to do so could see you joining Mark Neeld down at gumbytown[/QUOTE]

Are you the captain now

 

[NaturalDisaster]

NaturalDisaster killed my qooty career.

Although I just found out I am apparently having an amazing season according to the OP.

You wanna join your mate Sterge in the reserves?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Ey Hawks, I gather both teams are in s**t form atm.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Has NinjaSwan had BRABs hand surgically removed from his arse yet?

 

[fumbler]

Is this our Hail Mary game, aka norfs moral loss?

 

[TJASTA]

Is this our Hail Mary game, aka norfs moral loss?

We can't lost, either we win or we have a moral victory
best