Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 16: Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground stadium

Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by SarahSmiles, May 15, 2018.

Put it out there
  1. SarahSmiles

    SarahSmiles Is not HaroLad

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    Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears

    at underground stadium


    A thrilling final chapter to one of these teams seasons. The Las Vegas Bears have to win by 22 points to move to 7th (plus 1 for every point that the Royals win by) It’s kill or be killed at this point. Everyone from 6th to 10th is still a chance to make finals but everyone is still a chance to miss them.


    First of all lets look at each clubs training Smiles media (patent pending) was granted un-precedented access to the training for the 2 clubs so lets have a look at some of the pictures. Sorry for the giant pictures

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    From Left to right:

    SarahSmiles gives the Swamprats a stern talking to. Note since the Swamprats employed this strategy they are 3 and 0

    The famous recognise a qooty not a frisbee drill

    The pre-pre-pre-pre match drinks


    Bears:


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    Group @Pantskle mourning despite the fact that they never actually had him

    JoshWoodenSpoon gives a course on how to post more than once in a thread

    and of course set shot practise


    Form

    Swamprats 3 Wins in a row



    Bears 2 Wins in a row



    Who’s hot?


    Zac Efron and Keiynan Lonsdale


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    Swamprats:

    ant555 29 disposals 6 marks and a behind

    Firestarter 26 touches and 8 marks

    GotTheGoodes 26 touches and 6 marks


    Bears:

    JoshWoodenSpoon 34 disposals and 8 marks

    RookiePick 27 Disposals 3 Goals 3

    Bombersfan 20 Disposals 5 goals 2


    Finally, predictions

    Odds supplied by Smiles bet (Patent pending) (please gamble irresponsibly we make more money that way.)


    To win

    Swamprats .5 Beancoin

    Bears 12 Beancoin

    West Coast Wonders .000001 Beancoin


    The amount of time BLERN posts

    1-50 posts $5

    50-75 posts $3

    77 posts $1

    More than 100 posts $2


    This write up to get no likes

    3 euros


    Me to fail my exams

    10 Clarkemonnies



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  2. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    SarahSmiles you are a useless campaigner that knows too much about the league not to be Haro.

    Now that is off my chest, welcome to the Underground Bears. What a BIG week in qootball! The smell of Ant Bear and finals are in the air.
     
  3. Firestarter

    Firestarter Brownlow Medallist

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    I have a bad feeling about this.
     
  4. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    Excellent. That's you done Bears. No coming back from that.
     
  5. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    Cheval I have taken the liberty of breakfast in bed in honour of your last H&A game as a Swampie (hoping for make up sex after forgetting your 50th)

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  6. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    Zooms in to the juice...

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  7. U2tigers

    U2tigers Norm Smith Medallist

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    Where is she going?

    Welcome to the Wonders Cheval .
     
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  8. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    You Bombered out.
     
  9. U2tigers

    U2tigers Norm Smith Medallist

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    The bloody campaigners. I thought she had better taste in men campaigners
     
  10. Dingster

    Dingster Brownlow Medallist

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    You wouldn't do KohPhi?
     
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  11. philreich

    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    Yep - Firestarter's tipping is worse than mine, which is unheard of.
     
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  12. Firestarter

    Firestarter Brownlow Medallist

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    Not my fault Essendon are duds.
     
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  13. KohPhi

    KohPhi Brownlow Medallist

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    Croissants?? Who eats croissants!! All she really wants is a nice piping hot shot of Kohphi.
     
  14. philreich

    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    My picking is so bad, that I tried to pick my nose last week, but missed!!!!
     
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  15. Firestarter

    Firestarter Brownlow Medallist

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    How's your eye?
     
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  16. GotTheGoodes

    GotTheGoodes Bloods

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    Nope.
     
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  17. philreich

    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    Glasses saved me.
     
  18. Firestarter

    Firestarter Brownlow Medallist

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    How do you drink out of them?
     
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  19. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Hello Bears.

    Current score:
    SCS 41
    LVB 0
     
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  20. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Don't worry, the groundsman is leaving the sprinklers on all week. It will be a mudpit.
     
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  21. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    She'll be back :)
     
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  22. Firestarter

    Firestarter Brownlow Medallist

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    That's worse for me.
     
  23. philreich

    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    Oh dear - match abandoned: 2 points each......
     
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  24. Cheval

    Cheval Alpaca my bags

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    You never know.

    When I flew in for my interview KohPhi promised me the grass would be greener in Baghdad.

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  25. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    If we get a home final, we'll make it up to you with lots of long, dry grass :p
     
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