Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 16: Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground stadium

[Art Vandelay_]

He has already greeted me .....

I said star. Not 2nd banana.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Please let D stand for doughnut. I feel like something sweet. Or someone sweet...

Dewers or Delilah’s

 

[ant555]

I said star. Not 2nd banana.

So how many Deestroy medals have you won ?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

So how many Deestroy medals have you won ?

Harolad assisted flags or awards are not recognised!

 

[ant555]

Harolad assisted flags or awards are not recognised!

You wish. Even if they are not I still have 3 and 1 Deestroy medal.

 

[philreich]

You wish. Even if they are not I still have 3 and 1 Deestroy medal.

I think he's jealous of your 5 (soon to be 6) premierships......

 

[McEvoy]

I said star. Not 2nd banana.

What's worse than 2nd banana? I didn't make anyone's Superqoach team

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What's worse than 2nd banana? I didn't make anyone's Superqoach team

#sackantbear he clearly didn't spruik you hard enough.
s**t captain.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

What's worse than 2nd banana? I didn't make anyone's Superqoach team

I think I've been delisted from Superqoach twice this season

 

[McEvoy]

#sackantbear he clearly didn't spruik you hard enough.
s**t captain.

It could also be that I'm a s**t player. I can't help it if I'm uncoordinated

But yeah #sackantbear

 

[Ant Bear]

Official Team Sheet Round 16 vs the Bad News Bears

B: Quadzilla - ChristopHaha - Obeanie1
HB: ant555 - rickety - Fizzler
C: Firestarter - sportsmaniac89 - GotTheGoodes
HF: Power Raid - edgie - sataris
F: gaskin - Dingster - Cheval
R: ShaunDuggan - Ant Bear - philreich

INT: TradeDraft - bergholt

CHANGES:
ant555 C -> HBF
sportsmaniac89 HBF -> C​

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Official Team Sheet Round 16 vs the Bad News Bears

B: Quadzilla - ChristopHaha - Obeanie1
HB: ant555 - rickety - Fizzler
C: Firestarter - sportsmaniac89 - GotTheGoodes
HF: Power Raid - edgie - sataris
F: gaskin - Dingster - Cheval
R: ShaunDuggan - Ant Bear - philreich

INT: TradeDraft - bergholt

CHANGES:
ant555 C -> HBF
sportsmaniac89 HBF -> C​

Geez you could make a porno out of that center line.

Firestarter sportsmaniac89 has GotTheGoodes!

If you know what I mean

 

[Ant Bear]

Now that the 4 points are secure, everyone into defence.

 

[Ant Bear]

I thought I smelt something noxious. Hello, old friends.

My biannual bath is still two months away

 

[Ant Bear]

You can try and stop us...

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Does this depict the Swamprats knocking the Bears down the ladder by taking a huge dump on your heads?

 

[Ant Bear]

I hope we win but somehow we both play finals. I think that is a possibility if the Royals lose and some other things happen.

If the Royals lose and you win, you're in

 

[Ant Bear]

Swampies don't get torched these days - to quote that wise old saying that I just made up, it's never over until Bronwyn Bishop sings.

Our biggest loss was by 39 points in round 5. Won't happen again...

 

[Ant Bear]

I will be floored if the sim declared us having less than ten players to watch this round.

I mean, I'll be floored anyway but you know.

 

[Ant Bear]

We've had a few injuries of late but Im confident about our depth.

'IT'S NOT A HAMSTRING EPIDEMIC!!!"

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Now that the 4 points are secure, everyone into defence.

We didn't ask for Jose Mourinho to be our coach

#sackantbear

 

[BLERN]

AND NOW.....

 

[BLERN]

FOR THE CROWDS DELIGHT!

 

[BLERN]

PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR:













mike123

And his comedy stylings

 

[Ant Bear]

Only if we use the winnings to get Ant Bear drunk....

 

[Ant Bear]

If someone will take the bet. Then ill shout everyone drinks

I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret it

I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul