Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 16: Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground stadium

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Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears

at underground stadium


A thrilling final chapter to one of these teams seasons. The Las Vegas Bears have to win by 22 points to move to 7th (plus 1 for every point that the Royals win by) It’s kill or be killed at this point. Everyone from 6th to 10th is still a chance to make finals but everyone is still a chance to miss them.


First of all lets look at each clubs training Smiles media (patent pending) was granted un-precedented access to the training for the 2 clubs so lets have a look at some of the pictures. Sorry for the giant pictures

Swamprats:
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From Left to right:

SarahSmiles gives the Swamprats a stern talking to. Note since the Swamprats employed this strategy they are 3 and 0

The famous recognise a qooty not a frisbee drill

The pre-pre-pre-pre match drinks


Bears:


Left to right:
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Group @Pantskle mourning despite the fact that they never actually had him

JoshWoodenSpoon gives a course on how to post more than once in a thread

and of course set shot practise


Form

Swamprats 3 Wins in a row



Bears 2 Wins in a row



Who’s hot?


Zac Efron and Keiynan Lonsdale


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Swamprats:

ant555 29 disposals 6 marks and a behind

Firestarter 26 touches and 8 marks

GotTheGoodes 26 touches and 6 marks


Bears:

JoshWoodenSpoon 34 disposals and 8 marks

RookiePick 27 Disposals 3 Goals 3

Bombersfan 20 Disposals 5 goals 2


Finally, predictions

Odds supplied by Smiles bet (Patent pending) (please gamble irresponsibly we make more money that way.)


To win

Swamprats .5 Beancoin

Bears 12 Beancoin

West Coast Wonders .000001 Beancoin


The amount of time BLERN posts

1-50 posts $5

50-75 posts $3

77 posts $1

More than 100 posts $2


This write up to get no likes

3 euros


Me to fail my exams

10 Clarkemonnies



Captains, please remember to POST YOUR OFFICIAL TEAM SHEETS BY 11:59 PM MELBOURNE TIME ON THURSDAY
 
SarahSmiles you are a useless campaigner that knows too much about the league not to be Haro.

Now that is off my chest, welcome to the Underground Bears. What a BIG week in qootball! The smell of Ant Bear and finals are in the air.
 
Cheval I have taken the liberty of breakfast in bed in honour of your last H&A game as a Swampie (hoping for make up sex after forgetting your 50th)

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Croissants?? Who eats croissants!! All she really wants is a nice piping hot shot of Kohphi.
 
Cheval I have taken the liberty of breakfast in bed in honour of your last H&A game as a Swampie (hoping for make up sex after forgetting your 50th)

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She'll be back :)
 

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