Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 3: Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC at Snow Dome

[Golumless]

Welcome one and all to what is shaping up to be the most inconsequential match of round 3, the Demons vs the Roys. Wowzers, my dick is still in my pants for this match up.

Really in terms of analysis these two teams are parallel opposites, with the Demons joining the cool kids of the league in not winning a game, whilst the Roys have done what the Roys do every season, win early games before the sim decides to say "* you, you're not making finals". I've been in this league for nigh on 7 seasons and it still hasn't ceased to be absolutely hilarious.

Other fun facts to lead into this match, the Demons (who should die as one noble prophet stated) have the most pathetic defense in the league, conceding an average of 131 points a game. Their percentage is saved by the face they do run one way, which is an improvement over the teams who are lower who just don't run at all '( ). The Roys boast the 4th best defense, and 4th best offense in the league, leaving them sitting in 3rd place, thus proving there is no god.

Head 2 head and past five matches are unavailable. If you care, please look in the history sub board. I assume however that both sides have managed to beat one another at least once in their history.

Players to watch:

Demons:
cats2rise - Yes, he is still a demon. This is proof that sometimes bad things happen to adequate people.
Yakker - He was a demon rookie, he likes chicken nuggets and umm...? I actually have no fun facts about Yakker.
cooney - Yay! Go Team!

Roys:
fitzroybowiedog - The heart and soul of the Roys team... poor guy, probably shot to pieces by old age.
xenxen - Is a person, I suppose. She may have strengths and weaknesses, but that is for yourself to figure out
I Dont Care - I have to credit a man who realises the Warriors are s**t.

Tip - Game to be forgotten about, and never simmed.

Captains please post your team sheet with "Official Team Sheet" somewhere in the post before 11:59pm Thursday.

 

[Headless]

I am going to go be by myself for a little while if nobody minds. I need to reassess my life.

 

[byebyexenxen]

I am going to go be by myself for a little while if nobody minds. I need to reassess my life.

Headless!!!!! We meet again!!!!

 

[I Dont Care]

All I will say is...enjoy Dawn to Dunce Golumless

 

[Headless]

Headless!!!!! We meet again!!!!

It's like the world only wants us to meet in milestone games.

Your first game, my 294th. Crazy!

 

[byebyexenxen]

It's like the world only wants us to meet in milestone games.

Your first game, my 294th. Crazy!

?! You got that right! You do need to be alone.

I have no idea what you're on about!

 

[Headless]

?! You got that right! You do need to be alone.

I have no idea what you're on about!

If I'm not mistaken (which I may be), your first ever game was against the Demons. Big milestone.

And this week is my 294th - have you heard? Huge milestone!

It seems like every time we play against each other, it's a milestone game for one of us.

 

[sausageroll]

Headless!!!!! We meet again!!!!

Don't you play for the Wonders?

 

[byebyexenxen]

If I'm not mistaken (which I may be), your first ever game was against the Demons. Big milestone.

And this week is my 294th - have you heard? Huge milestone!

It seems like every time we play against each other, it's a milestone game for one of us.

Ahem that was round 6 when we played each other

 

[Headless]

Don't you play for the Wonders?

nahnah, she's a Roy now.

 

[Headless]

Ahem that was round 6 when we played each other

Wow, that's exactly what I mean! Game #6 is a massive milestone.

(How embarrassing for me.)

 

[sausageroll]

nahnah, she's a Roy now.

Oh. So nahnah is a Wonder...

 

[sausageroll]

Ahem that was round 6 when we played each other

How did round 7 go?

 

[byebyexenxen]

How did round 7 go?

 

[Headless]

xenxen, could you give me a quick overview of some of your more relevant (note: still not relevant) teammates? The only ones I can think of off the top of my head are fitzroybowiedog and nahnah.

 

[byebyexenxen]

xenxen, could you give me a quick overview of some of your more relevant (note: still not relevant) teammates? The only ones I can think of off the top of my head are fitzroybowiedog and nahnah.

You want me to be traded again don't you?

 

[sausageroll]

You want me to be traded again don't you?

How many weeks before the mid-season trade period? I hear the Gumbies are keen to take people on

 

[byebyexenxen]

How many weeks before the mid-season trade period? I hear the Gumbies are keen to take people on

xenxen pass

 

[byebyexenxen]

Where's brucetiki ?

 

[sausageroll]

Tarkyn_24, meet xenxen

I told her you never handball in qooty and she pointed out that you don't seem to get a kick either.
With that kind of attitude it won't be long before she's playing for the Gumbies.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Tarkyn_24, meet xenxen

I told her you never handball in qooty and she pointed out that you don't seem to get a kick either.
With that kind of attitude it won't be long before she's playing for the Gumbies.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Hello Demons.

Just a curiosity I have. Have you ever attempted to recruit someone without uttering something about Snow Bunnies?

 

[sausageroll]

Hello Demons.

Just a curiosity I have. Have you ever attempted to recruit someone without uttering something about Snow Bunnies?

You'll get plenty of time with them when you join us mate

They'll treat you like the lord you kind of are

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

You'll get plenty of time with them when you join us mate

They'll treat you like the lord you kind of are

That reminds me, I don’t think I ever got back to c2r last offseason when he contacted me.

 

[Freo Hammer 21]

Welcome one and all to what is shaping up to be the most inconsequential match of round 3, the Demons vs the Roys. Wowzers, my dick is still in my pants for this match up.

Really in terms of analysis these two teams are parallel opposites, with the Demons joining the cool kids of the league in not winning a game, whilst the Roys have done what the Roys do every season, win early games before the sim decides to say "**** you, you're not making finals". I've been in this league for nigh on 7 seasons and it still hasn't ceased to be absolutely hilarious.

Other fun facts to lead into this match, the Demons (who should die as one noble prophet stated) have the most pathetic defense in the league, conceding an average of 131 points a game. Their percentage is saved by the face they do run one way, which is an improvement over the teams who are lower who just don't run at all '( ). The Roys boast the 4th best defense, and 4th best offense in the league, leaving them sitting in 3rd place, thus proving there is no god.

Head 2 head and past five matches are unavailable. If you care, please look in the history sub board. I assume however that both sides have managed to beat one another at least once in their history.

Players to watch:

Demons:
cats2rise - Yes, he is still a demon. This is proof that sometimes bad things happen to adequate people.
Yakker - He was a demon rookie, he likes chicken nuggets and umm...? I actually have no fun facts about Yakker.
cooney - Yay! Go Team!

Roys:
fitzroybowiedog - The heart and soul of the Roys team... poor guy, probably shot to pieces by old age.
xenxen - Is a person, I suppose. She may have strengths and weaknesses, but that is for yourself to figure out
I Dont Care - I have to credit a man who realises the Warriors are s**t.

Tip - Game to be forgotten about, and never simmed.

Captains please post your team sheet with "Official Team Sheet" somewhere in the post before 11:59pm Thursday.

Liked only for the gif.


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