Official Match Thread Season 26 First Preliminary Final: Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome

[Firestarter]

Fortunately I’m well trained in arse restorations. Cooney was a strong candidate for restorative surgery and his arse is now very much alive again.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I could tell you some stories.

I prefer a jaunty limerick.

Headless ? amos ?

 

[Firestarter]

*Insert I'm a vegetarian joke here*

Vegemitarian here.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

*Insert I'm a vegetarian joke here*

SarahSmiles is a vegetarian joke.

 

[Firestarter]

I prefer a jaunty limerick.

Headless ? amos ?

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who used to pee in a bucket
The police made him shoo
And to use a public loo
But he told them they could go **** it.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

SarahSmiles is a vegetarian joke.

Yeah but at least I'm still alive in werewolf

 

[Tarkyn_24]

There once was a man from Nantucke
Who used to pee in a bucket
The police made him shoo
And to use a public loo
But he told them they could go **** it.

This story is false because mum told me we found manangatang under a mushroom.

 

[philreich]

Just to be clear - when I do this is the straw my utensil? Or am I eating three litres of jelly and a straw?

I don’t want to put myself through any unnecessary burden.

I guess if there was only 1 straw left, and you eat it, that'd be the final straw......

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I guess if there was only 1 straw left, and you eat it, that'd be the final straw......

The final straw.

Europe’s lesser known follow up flop.

Some things really are lost in translation.

 

[manangatang]

This story is false because mum told me we found manangatang under a mushroom.

That’s because I’m a fun-guy. Amiright?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

That’s because I’m a fun-guy. Amiright?

Oh god.

Now I know why our opposition never want to post in our threads

 

[Firestarter]

This story is false because mum told me we found manangatang under a mushroom.

Damnit not enough good -ang words.

 

[Firestarter]

There once was a man called tang
Who ate with a protruded fang
He downed some shrooms
Then went to his room
And out of his arse came a loud bang.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Damnit not enough good -ang words.

To be fair I much prefer you refrain than you try to work Sam Pang in there

 

[Firestarter]

To be fair I much prefer you refrain than you try to work Sam Pang in there

I figured something out.

 

[manangatang]

Oh god.

Now I know why our opposition never want to post in our threads

Lol no.

That’s because they’re scared of Corndog.

 

[philreich]

There was a young man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He decided to risk it
Dressed up as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Lol no.

That’s because they’re scared of Corndog.

He's the least scary person I've ever met on the internet.

 

[manangatang]

He's the least scary person I've ever met on the internet.

As if you're a good judge. Grooming target numero uno right here.

 

[Far Kern]

*Insert I'm a vegetarian joke here*

These incredibly important matters have removed the end of the world and the end of truth from the front pages.

I feel they should be ethically and transparently debated without reference to death, harm or ridicule. I’m almost certain that as the planet burns our lack of metaphorical reference to harming anything that casts a shadow will be of supreme comfort to those ever darkening shadows. I’m gladdened to know that PETA have our backs and their priorities bang on.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

He's the least scary person I've ever met on the internet.

Little known fact about cooney - his wooooooo’s actually sound like a snarling/barking bulldog. If you had a cute little ‘woo girl’ construed in your head, well... you probably need to find a pastime that’s isn’t footy forums.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

To be fair I much prefer you refrain than you try to work Sam Pang in there

I don’t think anyone wants Sam Pang worked into anything in this match thread somehow

 

[FinBar19]

Oh god.

Now I know why our opposition never want to post in our threads

According to Ant Bear it’s because we’re too insular, which is completely untrue.

But it does remind me of that one time that one guy said that one thing that only the Demons would know about, don’t you think?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

According to Ant Bear it’s because we’re too insular, which is completely untrue.

But it does remind me of that one time that one guy said that one thing that only the Demons would know about, don’t you think?

A little too ironic, yeah I really do think.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

At least the Dees provide a decent battle for once