Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 13 West Coast Wonders vs East Side Hawks at The Colosseum

[KBLT]

Oh I do. The way he rides that pine, he's in line for a Cox Plate mount.

Winx better look out. I'm coming for that campaigner.

 

[Agent93]

My methods get results.

You're the captain now? Congrats mate. The Wonders marry-go-round never ends. Dingster going back to the Family?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You okay mate?

Perfectly fine.

Just a gambler.

 

[KBLT]

You're the captain now? Congrats mate. The Wonders marry-go-round never ends. Dingster going back to the Family?

Dingster is just the figurehead.

 

[KBLT]

Lol Blunders

Here we go again.

 

[The Half Back]

Hello Hawks.

Have we touched base yet on how we hate the Dragons yet? I hate that club.

The Half Back I look forward to a week of us bantering all non OG flogs that don't multiquote.

Ruours are that your mob has been brushing up on their multi quoting in preparation for me all week...

 

[Agent93]

Have we touched base yet on how we hate the Dragons yet? I hate that club.

Shaun, have you met my friend Filthy?

You don't have to stay. You can stay hiding in the shadows like some of the Dragons.

 

[Golumless]

Now that Adelaide has recruited the best small forward to have ever existed, I'm now available to talk to you all.

How are you all going? Well I hope.

That's good. I'm glad I'll play a part in crushing that mood on Sunday.

 

[Agent93]

Now that Adelaide has recruited the best small forward to have ever existed, I'm now available to talk to you all.

I thought Cyril had retired.

 

[KBLT]

nu sker det!

Et c'est parti!

İşte başlıyoruz!

开始了！

Look at all of you, using real languages. It's adorable. Here's some Enochian for ya'

 

[Golumless]

I thought Cyril had retired.

Cyril was never the best small forward in the league. Please pay attention.

It's always been Tyson "The GOAT that's forced to play small forward out of fairness" Stengle

 

[Agent93]

Cyril was never the best small forward in the league. Please pay attention.

It's always been Tyson "The GOAT that's forced to play small forward out of fairness" Stengle

You mean the bloke that you traded for because his name reminds you of a former captain?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Shaun, have you met my friend Filthy?

Me and Mr Duggan go waaaaay back.

 

[KBLT]

Cyril was never the best small forward in the league. Please pay attention.

It's always been Tyson "The GOAT that's forced to play small forward out of fairness" Stengle

Discount Tyson Stenglein. Literally. All you did was remove two letters.

 

[Golumless]

You mean the bloke that you traded for because his name reminds you of a former captain?

You mean former player right? Stenglien was just touted as an option for captaincy. Lets be real here, he was never beating the greatest Van Berlo to have played a football.

 

[boncer34]

Here we go again.

Nice melt

 

[Agent93]

You mean former player right? Stenglien was just touted as an option for captaincy. Lets be real here, he was never beating the greatest Van Berlo to have played a football.

Poor maligned JVB.

 

[okeydoke7]

It took me a while to find fitness this season. After years played out of position it is awesome to be va k where I belong at full forward.

The Wonders are now reaping the reward.

Long live the streak.

 

[Golumless]

Discount Tyson Stenglein. Literally. All you did was remove two letters.

Streamlined, not discount. All of those flaws I'm sure Tyson Stenglein had are now gone by removing the "in" part. Truly the shittiest component of any name.

 

[Golumless]

Poor maligned JVB.

JVB is truly the worst Van Berlo to have football.

Probably doesn't even have an interest in geology. The true measure of football quality.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Look at all of you, using real languages. It's adorable. Here's some Enochian for ya'

Holy s**t, All Might quoted me!

 

[KBLT]

Nice melt

Do you actually offer anything to the banter? I've seen better at my four year old cousins birthday party. For example:
No u

 

[KBLT]

Holy s**t, All Might quoted me!

I am here we go.

 

[U2tigers]

Look at all of you, using real languages. It's adorable. Here's some Enochian for ya'

I have brushed up on a bit of my Dothraki.

Jinne kisha elat

jinne: [> dZinne] DP loc. adv. here
kisha: [kiSa] DP pn. we
elat (1): [elat] DP v. to go

 

[boncer34]

Do you actually offer anything to the banter? I've seen better at my four year old cousins birthday party. For example:
No u

You could run a salt factory with all those tears