Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 17 Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[Red mist]

I would certainly hold on in a life threatening situation

Get nasty Jesus out.

 

[Red mist]

Wow, there it is!

Hi

 

[Ant Bear]

Loyalty.

I realise that you Hawks value regular premierships above this ethic, and pine for the old days, and can’t really finish this sentence in any meaningful way now...

Regular premierships...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I’m gonna pull some mosquitoes out.

Hawthorn football club likes this

 

[Red mist]

Hawthorn football club likes this

Yes well played. A point of call.
In the meantime, suffer.
Cos I’m gonna do breakdance moves on your soul.

 

[Ant Bear]

Apparently hawks also like to make nests in holes in gum trees, close to my house, within ten metres of another hole that cockies have taken over, and to be mercilessly harassed by said cockies all day every day.

I’m certain that the cockies do it because they enjoy it. They’re too big to be so worried, and the hawks eat dead stuff. It’s fun for them.

 

[Red mist]

Wow, there it is!

Minuscule. Harping on the length of your tongue.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Pictured
Left SarahSmiles Right Fizzler

 

[Ant Bear]

GotTheGoodes also **** shamed me by insinuating it's rare for me to be alone at night.

Disgraceful.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, in all probability it's a ******* duck

 

[Ant Bear]

I spend hours watching and listening to the birdies. The hawks are magnificent, but a bit silly. The rest of them tell you, as long as you can hear what they’re saying, what’s happening around the place.

My parrot sticks to insisting on having popcorn for breakfast

 

[Ant Bear]

R: The Jesus - Agent93 - HawkAussie

​

You. Me. Carpark. Now.

 

[Ant Bear]

Hello friends.

Also welcome back Far Kern

 

[Red mist]

Pictured
Left SarahSmiles Right Fizzler

I like this random

 

[Ant Bear]

How did THB get that badger in his panties?

I love your posts, there's always oblique references in them

 

[Firestarter]

I love your posts, there's always oblique references in them

Those are the only cool things about me. Kinda have to compensate for having Duane Dibley as a name.

 

[Ant Bear]

Hi

Sup?

 

[Red mist]

Sup?

Not bad.

 

[Agent93]

You. Me. Carpark. Now.

You. Me. Learning2multibro. Now.

 

[Red mist]

Pictured
Left SarahSmiles Right Fizzler

 

[Red mist]

Lolz

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

That has got to be the most unrelated thing ever but The Cure is a good band so I'll let it slide.

 

[Fizzler]

Pictured
Left SarahSmiles Right Fizzler

Tbh would probably say I’m a left too

 

[Ant Bear]

You. Me. Learning2multibro. Now.

Read up for helpful tips on the correct usage of mutiposting.
You're welcome

 

[Red mist]

That has got to be the most unrelated thing ever but The Cure is a good band so I'll let it slide.

Why would I wanna relate?

 

[Red mist]

Poopy pants bears and rats wearing strange hats.