Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs Sin City Swamprats @ House of Gumby

[BLERN]

As long as the umpires don't see this as high we'll be right

#freekickBLERN

'But hes at the other end of the field'

#downfieldfreekickBLERN

 

[Nunez]

Hi BRAB , glad to play against a fellow Lions supporter. Hopefully you get selected this week as I've heard you're a spud.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

kdavva74 odds of BLERN getting Gaffed next sunday?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Practising my swing already



(Punching on the field is terrible and needs to be stamped out)


In the meantime BLERN you and your Gumbies are done

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Time to get the Show on boys and girls

 

[sportsmaniac89]

kdavva74 odds of BLERN getting Gaffed next sunday?

Any Swampie that gets Gaffed, will see payback against the Gumbies player responsible

 

[Fryer Tuck]

After all these Monday night starts, it's about time we got this show up and running, and against the Swampies too.

Time to go hunting.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

After all these Monday night starts, it's about time we got this show up and running, and against the Swampies too.

Time to go hunting.

Just don't do a hamstring will you!

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Any Swampie that gets Gaffed, will see payback against the Gumbies player responsible

I see that you are taking the highbrow approach of the Blackburn Rovers.

 

[BLERN]

Practising my swing already



(Punching on the field is terrible and needs to be stamped out)


In the meantime BLERN you and your Gumbies are done

This is more likely tbh



Actually i take that back... this is more likely

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

This is more likely tbh

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Actually i take that back... this is more likely

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Watch it

 

[gaskin]

Hello Gumbies.

 

[Nunez]

This is more likely tbh

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Actually i take that back... this is more likely

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You put the cun in Cunnington.

 

[BLERN]

Watch it

Are you saying your overrated??

You put the cun in Cunnington.

Sounds hot.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Just don't do a hamstring will you!

Are you playing forward? If so, do take it easy on me. This is only my third full game in defense. I'm still getting used to it all!

 

[Power Raid]

Better late than never!

Looking forward to a great week with our friends the Gumbies!

 

[Power Raid]

Gunning for BLERN this week.

We got your number mate...

1800BLERN?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Hello Gumbies.

Salutations, you hind leg of a horse. How fares thee?

Better late than never!

Looking forward to a great week with our friends the Gumbies!

We're not your friends, buddy.

 

[BLERN]

1 hour in and ive only been tagged or mentioned in 33% of the posts.

And what happened to all your jokes philreich

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Yeah, philreich .

I know you have waiting for this moment to let it all out!

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Are you playing forward? If so, do take it easy on me. This is only my third full game in defense. I'm still getting used to it all!

We always take it easy..


Sometimes lol

 

[BLERN]

fine philreich i'll get it started then shall I?

A man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."

So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind."

The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out!

"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.'

The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.'

"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded!

"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'

"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible.

"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"

The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head.

 

[Ant Bear]

My old mob the swampies.

Best pokie lounge in the SFA

You turn up without being tagged these days!?!

 

[NSWCROW]

You turn up without being tagged these days!?!

No i was tagged in the matchup post

Can't promise i'll make the game though

 

[Fryer Tuck]

No i was tagged in the matchup post

Can't promise i'll make the game though

You keep up this sort of form, on and off, and we'll be going places.