Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 4: Mt Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats at The Snow Dome

[cooney]

Why is everyone tagging TJASTA when they should be tagging brucetiki?

brucetiki hey Brucey!!

 

[Nunez]

Either you’re counting NAB cup or your maths is off.

Only the truly superior teams go at an under once every four years rate.

Wait, we AREN'T discussing NAB cups?

 

[I Dont Care]

Interesting.

You have...dandruff? Wow, that is interesting

 

[Headless]

You have...dandruff? Wow, that is interesting

Mostly in the winter. Pretty dry skin in general.

I'm glad we had this chat.

 

[philreich]

Your tears will tell her the story

Not telling

Ladies and gentlemen: welcome to a conversation between Mr. I Dont Care and Mrs. I Dont Say Much.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Not everyone will be*


*would you believe me if I said this is not a username gag?

Tarkyn Lockyer kicked his own share of snags.

149 to be exact

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarkyn_24, do you have a bamboo salad for c2r?

I’m not gonna pander to that campaigner.

 

[sante]

I don’t even know which posters are my teammates anymore

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I don’t even know which posters are my teammates anymore

All the s**t ones.












Oh, I see your problem

 

[sausageroll]

Tarkyn Lockyer kicked his own share of snags.

149 to be exact

I Dont Care

Oh, sorry. That was meant to be a statement, not a tag

I’m not gonna pander to that campaigner.

You don't think you can bear it?

 

[Dingster]

I don’t even know which posters are my teammates anymore

We all are.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

You don't think you can bear it?

<insert another obscure reference to pandas>

 

[sportsmaniac89]

<insert another obscure reference to pandas>

<inserts a second obscure reference to pandas>

 

[philreich]

Little Tommy goes to a wedding with his mother. As the bride is walking down the aisle, Tommy whispers in his mother's ear, "Mummy, why is the girl wearing white?"

His mother smiles at him and says, "Because she's incredibly happy, and this is the happiest day of her life."

Tommy seems rather confused. He thinks for a moment, and then says, "So if the girl is wearing white because it's the happiest day of her life, why is the boy wearing black?"

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Little Tommy goes to a wedding with his mother. As the bride is walking down the aisle, Tommy whispers in his mother's ear, "Mummy, why is the girl wearing white?"

His mother smiles at him and says, "Because she's incredibly happy, and this is the happiest day of her life."

Tommy seems rather confused. He thinks for a moment, and then says, "So if the girl is wearing white because it's the happiest day of her life, why is the boy wearing black?"

Because it’s a Black day

 

[philreich]

Because it’s a Black day

Reminds me of that bloke who regularly used to play his wedding video backwards, because it showed him leaving the church a free man.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Right, you campaigners are getting the roast.

I'm a vegetarian, I'll pass

Can I have the crispy outside bits please?

Mmmm crispy

We’ll be well fed.

Roasts and sausageroll

Contender for worst name pun of the year

Hi Demons! *sniff sniff* That's funny...I swear I can smell Furie stink in here

Yeah, some bastard keeps tagging TJASTA

Yes.

His weekends are usually more disappointing.

More disappointing that sitting on a couch playing fifa while your friends are doing s**t with their lives?

I’m a vegetarian. Do you have a side salad at a minimum?

In b4 youdontwinfriendswithsalad.gif

Damn beat me too it

So you're as sick as manangatang's jokes?

Hey ant555's sickness is beyond a joke, it's a way of life

Oi!! WTF is tagging poor TJASTA?!

I don't know, I feel bad for TJASTA

Why the secret?

Cause I'd have to kill you if you knew the truth

Wait, we AREN'T discussing NAB cups?

Because Hawthorn only won one

I don’t even know which posters are my teammates anymore

Who are you?

All the s**t ones.

To the tune of all the small things,
All the s**t ones,
I can't be ****ed writing a song
I'll take one left
you're right, best trip
Always I know you'll be at my show
watching, waiting commiserating, say it aint so I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

 

[Nunez]

<insert another obscure reference to pandas>

<Collingwood fans are so deluded they think Pandas are just crazed fans of the Magpies>

 

[philreich]

<Collingwood fans are so deluded they think Pandas are just crazed fans of the Magpies>

They also think that Yoko Ono is Japanese for One Egg Please .

 

[cooney]

You have...dandruff? Wow, that is interesting

Head n shoulders will do the trick

 

[GotTheGoodes]

<Collingwood fans are so deluded they think Pandas are just crazed fans of the Magpies>

<Wondering why we're all talking like this>

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Head n shoulders will do the trick

They had an Old Spice scented one... Almost as good as having a Brute version.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You decided to tagged me, now everybody is.

No we're not TJASTA

 

[sportsmaniac89]

<Wondering why we're all talking like this>

Tarkyn_24 was the trendsetter there...everyone else just tagged along.

*Pity the trendsetting will end on Sunday when we claim our first win and rid ourselves of Owen

*For the Demons anyway

 

[Tarkyn_24]

<Collingwood fans are so deluded they think Pandas are just crazed fans of the Magpies>

Please. If that was true we’d include pet memberships in our membership tallies...