Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 8 (Heritage Round): Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at Dun Lop Stadium

[philreich]

The selectors are barking mad.







...I'll see myself out.

Actually the whole team looks like a muttley crew - we're gonna get smashed!!!!!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Time for a leadership spill?

It's been time for that for a long time mate

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Vote SarahSmiles \

SarahSmiles' PA team endorses this statement #sarahsmilesswampiecaptain

 

[philreich]

Tipping Melbourne and Collingwood this week, which means that Hawthorn and GWS are certainties.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

SarahSmiles' PA team endorses this statement #sarahsmilesswampiecaptain

So Nunez is Tony Abbott then???

 

[fumbler]

#noblackynoroyals

******* racist.

 

[Dingster]

Tip :
Royals by 24​

WTAF?

 

[fumbler]

1. SunshineTiger
1. Smartys Power
2. Thatsapaddlin
3. The Old Dark Navy's
007. GreyCrow
8. Easty
10. Butler
11. MWPP
12. Ulahoopski
14a. Helfarch
16. Igloo
17. boondy
18. Bipolarbear
21. RodneyDangerfield
22. Cloud_
23. MrPremiership
26. burningdwarf
27. Bob Cobb
30. grumbleguts
31. Blacky
32. Footypie32
36. Simon_Says
50. NTRabbit
51. CakeEater
74. 3121 premiers
97. Dennis Confetti
316. Dirty Bird

Heritage Round this week guys and we're playing at the biggest stadium in all of Sweet. We come up against the Sin City Swamprats, what an insipid organisation they are whose culture comprises of dabbing, Nickelback and eating unnatural amounts of processed meat. I learned the hard way by spending 5 seasons there. Fortunately, we constantly dominate these reptilians leading the head to head 12 to 5 with 1 draw. Let's make it win number 13 over them and propel ourselves into 8!

I’m over this thread already

 

[philreich]

I’m over this thread already

Does your username signify the year of the next Royals premiership?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

WTAF?

Not my tip homes.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Give me all the whiskey you've got and all the whiskey you're ever going to have, and I won't thump you...much

Don’t drink

 

[Dingster]

Not my tip homes.

Your failure to abuse power disgusts me.

Doctor Gero he is not fit to be captain.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Your failure to abuse power disgusts me.

Doctor Gero he is not fit to be captain.

I would put it more down to copy-pasting and not giving any remote sort of * what the tip was.

Taking bids, what do yas want me to change it to?

 

[Ant Bear]

Potatoes are the only reason there are still Irishmen around, to be sure, to be sure.

 

[Dingster]

Good luck this week Dingster

I promise not to line you up in the first half

You are a true friend.

Dear Swamprat mids,

Look closely at how the Royals mids actually kick it to the FF.

FU all

Ding xx

 

[GreyCrow]

You are a true friend.

Dear Swamprat mids,

Look closely at how the Royals mids actually kick it to the FF.

FU all

Ding xx

Blacky I'm guessing you are playing in front the 1st half so the kicks to the chest, 2nd half from behind and sit them on Dingsters head

 

[Dingster]

Oh. I see...

Dingster only wants to hear about his goal kicking heroics last season...

Keep talking....

 

[Ant Bear]

Good luck this week Dingster

I promise not to line you up in the first half

Apart from one bag last season (we usually take round one off our stats anyway), you've been basically a non-entity against us
S24 R5 - 2.5
S24 R16 - 1.1
S25 R1 - 8.2
S25 R12 - 1.2

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Your failure to abuse power disgusts me.

Doctor Gero he is not fit to be captain.

I've tried getting him on a treadmill. Oh wait you meant leadership...

 

[Ant Bear]

5 goals a game vs 2.8 a game, Blacky would take that as a compliment

Blacky would kill for Dingster's Fred badge...

 

[Ant Bear]

Tall guy, big ears, loves carrots and always asks people what's up?

Ha, he sent Jezmiester40 in his place again, didn't he?

 

[Dingster]

Blacky would kill for Dingster's Fred badge...

Don't give him ideas FFS.

 

[Blacky]

Apart from one bag last season (we usually take round one off our stats anyway), you've been basically a non-entity against us
S24 R5 - 2.5
S24 R16 - 1.1
S25 R1 - 8.2
S25 R12 - 1.2

Usually my rest week

 

[sportsmaniac89]

What the **** has maxwell done, ****** someone’s missus?

He hasn't found the incriminating photos he needs to get a spot in the test team yet

 

[Ant Bear]

It's called innovation. We realise that some people might be getting loads of notifications. It's a fan day at The Golden Throne and all our players are flat out signing autographs and getting pictures taken. They might miss the initial tag notification so why not give a second for good measure.

I thought Royals operated a strictly hierachical structure.

Seems to me that everyone thinks they're the King

Such forward thinking is lacking over there in Sin City which is why you blokes have remained unsuccessful for so long.

Coming from a member of the most unsuccessful club in the SFA, this is a bit rich