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....U R A 0 E 1Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 8: Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers @ Renown Park (Heritage Round)
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TedDougChris
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Youve bitten off more than you can chew this week you damn dirty apes.
Not. Even. Trying.....
Bit like us in second halves....
Broken
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IT'S KAROYOKE TIME!!!!
Let's see... what do we have... Boz Scaggs!, OK... here goes.
Reardo missed the cab the day we won the flag
But that aint all he missed, he just missed Allikat
A Brunswick bar in a shitbox car, he made a stop
Just long enough to grab a chudshake with the lot
Next stop Baghdad, Reardo put the pedal down with Azarole
He said let's find Mobbs and forget it
One last shot 'fore we kick it
One more for the road
Reardo! whoa-oh-wa-oh-oh-oh
He's got the money, he's just the show
Reardo's waiting for the goals
Reardo! whoa-oh-wa-oh-oh-oh
He said let's find mobbs and forget it
One last shot 'fore we kick it
One more for the ro-o-o-o-o-o-oad.
Let's see... what do we have... Boz Scaggs!, OK... here goes.
Reardo missed the cab the day we won the flag
But that aint all he missed, he just missed Allikat
A Brunswick bar in a shitbox car, he made a stop
Just long enough to grab a chudshake with the lot
Next stop Baghdad, Reardo put the pedal down with Azarole
He said let's find Mobbs and forget it
One last shot 'fore we kick it
One more for the road
Reardo! whoa-oh-wa-oh-oh-oh
He's got the money, he's just the show
Reardo's waiting for the goals
Reardo! whoa-oh-wa-oh-oh-oh
He said let's find mobbs and forget it
One last shot 'fore we kick it
One more for the ro-o-o-o-o-o-oad.
Mooch
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Total domination over recent seasons. Business as usual to continue on Sunday, Bombers. We make no apologies for smashing the life out of you lot and taking the cup home, to where it belongs.You might enjoy the neighbouring towns of Absolutepisa or Utterpisa better!
Bombers, are you ready to contest for the oldest internal challenge match of the competition? Because we're not. We suck right now. Sucky sucky suck suck suck. God we suck.
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Take that, graphics champ wannabes!
Edit: I still ballsed it up
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Now I have that song in my head, thanks heaps!
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Tony Lynn 15
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You could have at least based it on a decent Boz Scaggs song....oh wait!?
KohPhi
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KohPhi
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Hello Roys.
Crank up the McWilliams Cream Sherry, it's going to be a big week..
Crank up the McWilliams Cream Sherry, it's going to be a big week..
Mooch
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I'm gonna call that unlikely. Did you see the form I'm in? Lazy nine goals last week. Don't take my word for it. Ask this guy.
Broken
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What can I say?
Mooch
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Ooh I do like a sherry.
KohPhi
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Sorry. _Cayz_ , CALL ME SNAKE, myself, BEEG and nahnah are already here..
We did bump into Broken, Mooch TedDougChris and Mobbs on the way in though..
Broken
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That's clearly photoshopped. As if I could cross one leg over another.
Mooch
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Look at the form of those guys. Broken has his kicking boots on already and Mobbs is just cooling the place right up. You guys want to be careful. You'll catch you deaths running around in your undies in this weather.
TedDougChris
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And which bastard took my hat.... my hair was attached....
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I've seen less stuffing at a Thanksgiving festival.
BEEG
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We don't need lockers we don't have any objects worth stealing.
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You'll need the combination its locked
You are a ohh EEE one?
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Finally some honesty out of Baghdad.
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Two sets of retired players. Youll be hearing from our lawyers regrading this blatant copyright infringement.
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Can I just have a beer? I haven't had one in sooooo long....
BEEG
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The ladies of Baghdad hold all our things that's one of there many jobs.
Mobbs
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Reminds me of the day we lost 3KZ is Football to the Royals for a few seasons. Pretty similar boy band formation on that day too. If anything, we seem to have become younger in 4 years!
