Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC @ The House of Gumby

[Mobbs]

I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.

Ok tell me then. I've been here too long already.

 

[Allikat]

haydo

 

[snozulu]

Ok tell me then. I've been here too long already.

 

[A Bit High]

WHO LINES UP ON WHO:

Forwards/Defenders:
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr v Chezzalenko Reborn , StFly v Mooch , NSWCROW v royboy2
Brick Loosener v Runk , Morning_Fog v nahnah , 2121 v I Dont Care
BRAB v A Bit High , Uncle_Leo v Mobbs , Huntercrow v fitzroybowiedog
jmoo wan v _Mike_ , Jivlain v Reardo , peterss v RU_

Midfielders/Onballers:
MattWriting v Barrels , Barrybran v 3KZ is Football , haydo v Allikat
roo2macca v JackNah_8 , snozulu v Broken , DERO v TedDougChris

Interchange:
Vdubs & acuguy , Klim & Matt_352

Like lambs to the slaughter the bloody lot of em!

 

[3KZ is Football]

Alternatively, if you leave now you all get home safely and save yourselves some embarassment on Sunday. It's a win-win, except for the losing part.

Which you have covered.

 

[Jivlain]

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As you can see, I’ve done the maths on this one and The Roys will win by 4 points.

That is such a weirdly trivial "expansion"

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 19 spankings, at 28.17 joules.
- fitzroybowiedog - 7 spanks, 22.61J.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.26J.
- Chezzalenko Reborn - 5 spanks, 20.00J.
- Runk - 4 spanks, 19.51J.
- Mobbs - 3 spanks, 2.39J.
- Mooch - 2 spanks, 17.09J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

This is the first time since Round 1 (TDC) when fitzroybowiedog has not been the recipient of the most spankings. The severity of impact has lessened for all except fbd, chezz and ... I Dont Care. It seems that sourcing a sufficient deterrent is proving a more difficult task than at first envisaged. It might be time to start employing the hook.

Oooooh kinky!

 

[Allikat]

Oooooh kinky!

Oh I just realised I got no spanks this week

 

[Allikat]

 

[Barrybran]

Oh I just realised I got no spanks this week

Wait until tomorrow

 

[3KZ is Football]

That is such a weirdly trivial "expansion"

A bit like The Gumbies.

 

[Allikat]

Wait until tomorrow

 

[MattWriting]

I don't believe you when you pretend to struggle with this. You're taking a valid argument for a group setting, and applying it to an individual. Note that there is no reference to the middle ground being taboo. The argument is only for the extremities not to be.

It's not applicable.

Who are you, a hermit?

Politics/society/qooty = total group dynamic. No one operates in a vacuum. Especially Gumbies. One in, all in

 

[Mooch]

Who are you, a hermit?

Politics/society/qooty = total group dynamic. No one operates in a vacuum. Especially Gumbies. One in, all in

This dog does.

Spoiler: Doggo

For a little while at least

 

[StFly]

Indeed he was.

Oh and while we're s**t talking our opponents. By the end of this game StFly will be StSplatted.

As divinity assumes one was living to begin with and saints are never ordained when living to make this a relevant snipe in any matter of the word.


Much like your ability to FF, ineffectual and based on nonsense.

Who are you, a hermit?

Politics/society/qooty = total group dynamic. No one operates in a vacuum. Especially Gumbies. One in, all in

In some cases, one in is all in, and with cyclonic actions in vacuums, circular references are formed.

 

[Mobbs]

Who are you, a hermit?

Politics/society/qooty = total group dynamic. No one operates in a vacuum. Especially Gumbies. One in, all in

If I say I very much love the Roys, but very much hate the Gumbies, you can't then accuse me of being "middle of the road" ...

PS: And yes, in technical terms I am a hermit. But a hermit with the internet!

 

[Mooch]

As divinity assumes one was living to begin with and saints are never ordained when living to make this a relevant snipe in any matter of the word.

So you're ....... a zombie?

 

[Mobbs]

How good's this?

 

[MattWriting]

If I say I very much love the Roys, but very much hate the Gumbies, you can't then accuse me of being "middle of the road" ...

Well that’s true...because you’ve picked a side

 

[Mobbs]

Well that’s true...because you’ve picked a side

Yeah everybody has to pick a side, regardless. Even if they truly equally heat death the entire field. Agreed.

 

[JackNah_8]

How good's this?

29mins? Did you watch all of it?

 

[snozulu]

Wait until tomorrow

Did you enjoy tonight's game.

 

[snozulu]

If I say I very much love the Roys, but very much hate the Gumbies, you can't then accuse me of being "middle of the road" ...

PS: And yes, in technical terms I am a hermit. But a hermit with the internet!

Middle of the road only in terms of mediocrity.

 

[Mooch]

29mins? Did you watch all of it?

I was hoping for a 30 second summary.

 

[Mobbs]

29mins? Did you watch all of it?

Well the uncut version is a few thousand trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years long, which would be well past my bedtime. So I thought this was the preferable option.

Middle of the road only in terms of mediocrity.

That's our motto!

I was hoping for a 30 second summary.

I was hoping for a gold plated toilet but you can't always get what you want.