Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC @ The House of Gumby

[Mooch]

Ohayo gozaimasu kimi wa baka.

Premiership captain mate and the man responsible for us having a spoon and a cup, the only bag you'll be kicking is some salt and vinegar so you can get an early rubdown later.

Rude! Though I do like salt and vinegar.

Just the 1, I like to think my redecoration of the place added instead of subtracted.

Just a chamse the other mob decided to add more spoons instead but hey, progress!

So what I'm hearing is that the Gumbies have won less flags than me. Gotcha.

 

[StFly]

Rude! Though I do like salt and vinegar.
So what I'm hearing is that the Gumbies have won less flags than me. Gotcha.

I've got 6 legs, WTF am I gonna use to wave said flag?

I'd like to think winning the one and handing over was forward progressive thinking.

 

[Broken]

I believe I might be playing on another rookie this week in snozulu - prepared to be bombarded with me requesting if I can borrow your stem cells to reverse my ageing process.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Looks like I've got 3KZ is Football this week. Should be a good cuddlefest that one.

You’ll be hugging yourself and rocking backwards and forwards by the time we finish with you.

 

[Barrybran]

You’ll be hugging yourself and rocking backwards and forwards by the time we finish with you.

Sounds like my usual Sunday night really. Good thing I've got you to keep me company.

 

[Mobbs]

Just the 1 ...

 

[royboy2]

I've also got some fresh pickle from royboy2,

Uh I wouldn't eat that though

 

[Mobbs]

Uh I wouldn't eat that though

Never eat the gherkin!

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

WaLkEr_ThE_StAr plays for these guys! Tell me, are you a Ctrl-C & Ctrl-V sort, or a Ctrl-Ins and Shift-Ins type?

Full commitment from the powers that be!

 

[snozulu]

I believe I might be playing on another rookie this week in snozulu - prepared to be bombarded with me requesting if I can borrow your stem cells to reverse my ageing process.

Try some botox with your roids.

 

[snozulu]

I thought I was going to be late but I saw Jivlain pulling up with Barrybran in his Gumbomobile so i'm relieved. A bit annoyed they didn't help me lock up my penny farthing.

Whats a Roy to do in and around the house of Gumby these days?

LOSE.

 

[snozulu]

Morning Roy boys. Long time no see. I'm still getting acclimatised fitzroybowiedog so I'm not sure what there is to do here yet. I might take that penny farthing out for a joy ride if you don't mind.

You have a no high risk activity clause in your new contract during the season.

 

[Broken]

LOSE.

That's a given. What else?

 

[snozulu]

Hi Gumbles

 

[snozulu]

A Bit High shall we discuss our opponents branding?

This is our branding and what we do to our opponents when we defeat them. Be prepared.

 

[TedDougChris]

That's a given. What else?

We have lost 18 of our last 4 games.....

 

[snozulu]

That's a given. What else?

Clean our locker room and polish our boots.

 

[snozulu]

don't be stupid. no one does work......do they?

Only on public holidays

 

[Broken]

Clean our locker room and polish our boots.

 

[snozulu]

I really hope he's not a command-C command-V sort. Hate those guys.

ctrl alt delete for you smooch.

 

[snozulu]

You can take the rest of the night off then sooky.

 

[Broken]

You can take the rest of the night off then sooky.

 

[I Dont Care]

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Well...that caught me off centre

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Uh I wouldn't eat that though

I said you made it. Not that you'd eat it. Gross.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

It was a good OP dude. Well done!

Brutal honesty is always best, I'm hardly what you would call an impartial fence-sitter.