Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Las Vegas Bears vs Fighting Furies at The Stadium in the Sky

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That's it sausie, mind f*** him with your exceptional vocabulary :fire:
We won’t be using our minds to f*** you Bears with on Sunday but with our exceptional appendages.
Prepare to meet 245kgs of Tigerturbulance love muscle because it has Sausages written all over it. ( not sure why he did that btw).
 

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We wind be using our minds to f*** you Bears with on Sunday but with our exceptional appendages.
Prepare to meet 245kgs of Tigerturbulance love muscle because it has Sausages written all over it. ( not sure why he did that btw).
Didn't TT lose a heap of weight though? I thought he was 170kg tops
 

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I knew you weren't to be trusted. I should have listened to everyone!

Once again, thanks Carson. Na not for me anyway. Unfortunately things only get worse for yourself from this point onwards. Especially after you've been humiliated on Sunday.
You can trust me
 

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That's a scary thought coons, but you're rarely wrong all the same. I've got no clue what were talking about but I hope you're well on this fine ANZAC day and that your team gets smashed this weekend.
We will get smashed in AFL not Qooty
 

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Very well then, I'll be represented by non other than Sausages
What's the rumpus?

Is TT's playing weight being contested? Fair enough.

What's the prosecuting case here? Since you are accusing my client of slander, we are the defense. As the onus of proof is upon the prosecution, you guys need to build the case.
 

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Stop badgering my client and go and speak with your prosecution team, you steam-heated living room.
Pffffff

I'm not his legal team knob

I'm the guy he calls when his legal team has failed, and he needs someone to **** some shit up.

On a completely unrelated matter, just out of curiousity, how flammable are you?
 

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Pffffff

I'm not his legal team knob

I'm the guy he calls when his legal team has failed, and he needs someone to **** some shit up.

On a completely unrelated matter, just out of curiousity, how flammable are you?
I burn with a righteous fire rfc :D
 

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What's the rumpus?

Is TT's playing weight being contested? Fair enough.

What's the prosecuting case here? Since you are accusing my client of slander, we are the defense. As the onus of proof is upon the prosecution, you guys need to build the case.
I (stupidly) claimed TT was around the 170kg mark after weight loss rather than 245kg claimed by Carson.
I knew TT had recently lost a lot of love muscle, but just how much I don't know.
I may be in the wrong, hence guilty as charged of slander. As we know, the more love muscle the better.
If you can somehow get me out of this you'll literally be the smartest man in the Sweet
 

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Good to know. I'll just dust off my trebuchet and my vats of goon fire
We are safely ensconced behind the high walls and truth and justice.

Is this a self fulfilling prophecy rfctiger74 ?
No dude, it isn't. A self-fulfilling prophecy in this contest would be that one day you will burn me - but I am already on fire. Your flames are insignificant. Like you.
 

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I (stupidly) claimed TT was around the 170kg mark after weight loss rather than 245kg claimed by Carson.
I knew TT had recently lost a lot of love muscle, but just how much I don't know.
I may be in the wrong, hence guilty as charged of slander. As we know, the more love muscle the better.
If you can somehow get me out of this you'll literally be the smartest man in the Sweet
Tandy - there is no PROOF yet of TT's weight.

Furthermore, a confession is not sufficient, on it's own, to establish guilt.
 

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pantskyle is it a conflict of interest for you to represent Tigerturbulance in this blatant case of slander?
Sorry rfc for not getting back quicker but its hard to post and evade security at the same time; apparently the MCG and Hippodrome rules on nude running are at odds.
I just have to figure how l am going to get this 245kg of love muscle back across the border to NSW without being detained and resume normal posting. Problem lm having is after that win last night my 245kg of erectness is impossible to hide
 
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